Barron W. Tramp
@barronwtramp.bsky.social
I give (snarky) updates of what goes on at our homes, mostly Melania Towers&Mom-A-Lago.
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I need my nightstand to have a small refrigerator, a small heated cake drawer and a drawer filled with organized pills
I mean, for fucks sake people, we can fake assassinate a fake president but I can't get a cool diet Sunkist and a warm brownie while taking a Xanax or two?
In bed???
I mean, for fucks sake people, we can fake assassinate a fake president but I can't get a cool diet Sunkist and a warm brownie while taking a Xanax or two?
In bed???
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I need my nightstand to have a small refrigerator, a small heated cake drawer and a drawer filled with organized pills
I mean, for fucks sake people, we can fake assassinate a fake president but I can't get a cool diet Sunkist and a warm brownie while taking a Xanax or two?
In bed???
I mean, for fucks sake people, we can fake assassinate a fake president but I can't get a cool diet Sunkist and a warm brownie while taking a Xanax or two?
In bed???
Lets focus on #2
It's easy to run on this
State that you'll push for stronger pro-union laws and protections for those unions while cutting taxes for pro-union companies and give first dibs to gov contracts to pro-union corps
See how easy that is?
It's easy to run on this
State that you'll push for stronger pro-union laws and protections for those unions while cutting taxes for pro-union companies and give first dibs to gov contracts to pro-union corps
See how easy that is?
How we beat back the corporate takeover of America:
1. Break up corporate monopolies
2. Continue building union power
3. End Citizens United and get big money out of politics
Let’s keep working to unrig the system.
1. Break up corporate monopolies
2. Continue building union power
3. End Citizens United and get big money out of politics
Let’s keep working to unrig the system.
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Lets focus on #2
It's easy to run on this
State that you'll push for stronger pro-union laws and protections for those unions while cutting taxes for pro-union companies and give first dibs to gov contracts to pro-union corps
See how easy that is?
It's easy to run on this
State that you'll push for stronger pro-union laws and protections for those unions while cutting taxes for pro-union companies and give first dibs to gov contracts to pro-union corps
See how easy that is?
New friend: Are you inviting your mom over for Thanksgiving?
Me: No.She's MAGA
NF:oh, wow. That's... intense...
Husband:Ugh. Also, she's dead
NF:oh! Gotcha, well that makes-
Me: No. She's still not invited. She's MAGA
I don't fuck around with pies and MAGAS
*maybe if she changes by midterms...
Me: No.She's MAGA
NF:oh, wow. That's... intense...
Husband:Ugh. Also, she's dead
NF:oh! Gotcha, well that makes-
Me: No. She's still not invited. She's MAGA
I don't fuck around with pies and MAGAS
*maybe if she changes by midterms...
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
New friend: Are you inviting your mom over for Thanksgiving?
Me: No.She's MAGA
NF:oh, wow. That's... intense...
Husband:Ugh. Also, she's dead
NF:oh! Gotcha, well that makes-
Me: No. She's still not invited. She's MAGA
I don't fuck around with pies and MAGAS
*maybe if she changes by midterms...
Me: No.She's MAGA
NF:oh, wow. That's... intense...
Husband:Ugh. Also, she's dead
NF:oh! Gotcha, well that makes-
Me: No. She's still not invited. She's MAGA
I don't fuck around with pies and MAGAS
*maybe if she changes by midterms...
SIL: So... you guys have a drink every night?
Me: Typically, yes
SIL: but what about the morning?
Me: um... I shower and go to work..?
SIL: oh, because you don't have to get kids ready
BIL from other room: Fuuuuuuuuuuuccck.
Fuck!
Me: it's ok J, we support your choices! We 💙 U regardless!
Me: Typically, yes
SIL: but what about the morning?
Me: um... I shower and go to work..?
SIL: oh, because you don't have to get kids ready
BIL from other room: Fuuuuuuuuuuuccck.
Fuck!
Me: it's ok J, we support your choices! We 💙 U regardless!
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM
SIL: So... you guys have a drink every night?
Me: Typically, yes
SIL: but what about the morning?
Me: um... I shower and go to work..?
SIL: oh, because you don't have to get kids ready
BIL from other room: Fuuuuuuuuuuuccck.
Fuck!
Me: it's ok J, we support your choices! We 💙 U regardless!
Me: Typically, yes
SIL: but what about the morning?
Me: um... I shower and go to work..?
SIL: oh, because you don't have to get kids ready
BIL from other room: Fuuuuuuuuuuuccck.
Fuck!
Me: it's ok J, we support your choices! We 💙 U regardless!
This Thanksgiving don't wuss out.
Stand up for yourself
Tell MAGAS to shut up
Ask younger people how they feel about Trump making everything, especially school, more expensive
Enjoy!
Stand up for yourself
Tell MAGAS to shut up
Ask younger people how they feel about Trump making everything, especially school, more expensive
Enjoy!
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
This Thanksgiving don't wuss out.
Stand up for yourself
Tell MAGAS to shut up
Ask younger people how they feel about Trump making everything, especially school, more expensive
Enjoy!
Stand up for yourself
Tell MAGAS to shut up
Ask younger people how they feel about Trump making everything, especially school, more expensive
Enjoy!
Ugh
There's nothing worse than waking up out of a deep sleep and thinking "I WANT CAKE!"
... and not having cake
There's nothing worse than waking up out of a deep sleep and thinking "I WANT CAKE!"
... and not having cake
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Ugh
There's nothing worse than waking up out of a deep sleep and thinking "I WANT CAKE!"
... and not having cake
There's nothing worse than waking up out of a deep sleep and thinking "I WANT CAKE!"
... and not having cake
Uncle John starts his MAGA bs just as Thanksgiving dinner begins...
He gets kicked out, as he should
He gets kicked out, as he should
Two large male bull elephants got into a rarely seen tussle at a national park in South Africa while safari tour guides watched from a safe distance 😨😲
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Uncle John starts his MAGA bs just as Thanksgiving dinner begins...
He gets kicked out, as he should
He gets kicked out, as he should
As we approach Thanksgiving, please remember:
Reagan
Charlie Kirk
...Trump?
Things to wish and be thankful for!
Reagan
Charlie Kirk
...Trump?
Things to wish and be thankful for!
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
As we approach Thanksgiving, please remember:
Reagan
Charlie Kirk
...Trump?
Things to wish and be thankful for!
Reagan
Charlie Kirk
...Trump?
Things to wish and be thankful for!
I guess I should feel bad for reminding people that Megyn Kelly is ok with her 15 yr old daughter getting raped by Epstein and all of his friends...
But... shouldn't she feel worse?
Shouldn't all those MAGA fucks FEEL WORSE??!?
#MEGYNKELLY
#SIRIUSXM
#NYT
#EPSTEIN
But... shouldn't she feel worse?
Shouldn't all those MAGA fucks FEEL WORSE??!?
#MEGYNKELLY
#SIRIUSXM
#NYT
#EPSTEIN
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I guess I should feel bad for reminding people that Megyn Kelly is ok with her 15 yr old daughter getting raped by Epstein and all of his friends...
But... shouldn't she feel worse?
Shouldn't all those MAGA fucks FEEL WORSE??!?
#MEGYNKELLY
#SIRIUSXM
#NYT
#EPSTEIN
But... shouldn't she feel worse?
Shouldn't all those MAGA fucks FEEL WORSE??!?
#MEGYNKELLY
#SIRIUSXM
#NYT
#EPSTEIN
Megyn Kelly-
WEEK ONE: Worried about her 15 yr old daughter playing sports with trans kids
WEEK TWO: Super excited for her 15 yr old daughter to get fucked and railed by Epstein and Trump
Interesting gal
WEEK ONE: Worried about her 15 yr old daughter playing sports with trans kids
WEEK TWO: Super excited for her 15 yr old daughter to get fucked and railed by Epstein and Trump
Interesting gal
How To Spot BS and ACTUALLY Call It Out (with Jennifer Welch)
YouTube video by Jonathan Van Ness
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Megyn Kelly-
WEEK ONE: Worried about her 15 yr old daughter playing sports with trans kids
WEEK TWO: Super excited for her 15 yr old daughter to get fucked and railed by Epstein and Trump
Interesting gal
WEEK ONE: Worried about her 15 yr old daughter playing sports with trans kids
WEEK TWO: Super excited for her 15 yr old daughter to get fucked and railed by Epstein and Trump
Interesting gal
Trans
Women
Jewish
Gay
Muslim
POC
Attacks are all the same
We are one
We are each other
Criticizing a politician or government is DIFFERENT from Criticizing a group of people trying to live their lives
Politicians or gov-fine
A group of reg people? Not ok
If you don't get that... you're an idiot
Women
Jewish
Gay
Muslim
POC
Attacks are all the same
We are one
We are each other
Criticizing a politician or government is DIFFERENT from Criticizing a group of people trying to live their lives
Politicians or gov-fine
A group of reg people? Not ok
If you don't get that... you're an idiot
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Trans
Women
Jewish
Gay
Muslim
POC
Attacks are all the same
We are one
We are each other
Criticizing a politician or government is DIFFERENT from Criticizing a group of people trying to live their lives
Politicians or gov-fine
A group of reg people? Not ok
If you don't get that... you're an idiot
Women
Jewish
Gay
Muslim
POC
Attacks are all the same
We are one
We are each other
Criticizing a politician or government is DIFFERENT from Criticizing a group of people trying to live their lives
Politicians or gov-fine
A group of reg people? Not ok
If you don't get that... you're an idiot
I used to show this to my advanced drama class
It's definitely the MOST WWII history they got while in school
It also taught them about lighting, camera angles and how to spot a fascist
I hope they're remembering that last lesson...
It's definitely the MOST WWII history they got while in school
It also taught them about lighting, camera angles and how to spot a fascist
I hope they're remembering that last lesson...
The multi Academy Award winning 🇺🇸 American romantic drama “CASABLANCA” directed by Michael Curtiz and starring Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, Claude Rains, Paul Henreid and Dooley Wilson premiered at the Hollywood Theater in New York City #OnThisDay in 1942
🎬 #WarnerBros
🎬 #WarnerBros
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I used to show this to my advanced drama class
It's definitely the MOST WWII history they got while in school
It also taught them about lighting, camera angles and how to spot a fascist
I hope they're remembering that last lesson...
It's definitely the MOST WWII history they got while in school
It also taught them about lighting, camera angles and how to spot a fascist
I hope they're remembering that last lesson...
The newly approved FL "Where babies come from" video.
should I do this one day
How dangerous is the Boston cop slide?
Meghan went down the slide today and got a black eye and EIGHT stitches!
🙃
📹: @meghansmyth_
Meghan went down the slide today and got a black eye and EIGHT stitches!
🙃
📹: @meghansmyth_
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The newly approved FL "Where babies come from" video.
My brain is just NOT turning off tonight......
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
My brain is just NOT turning off tonight......
He's afraid of a bird.
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
He's afraid of a bird.
It's like if Matteo Lane got fucked by a Zamboni machine
Google’s cofounders have risen through the ranks of the world’s wealthiest in recent weeks.
Sergey Brin Now No. 3 Richest—Google Co-Founders Pass Oracle’s Larry Ellison Amid Alphabet Surge
Google’s cofounders have risen through the ranks of the world’s wealthiest in recent weeks.
www.forbes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
It's like if Matteo Lane got fucked by a Zamboni machine
Signs
Of
Hope?
Signs
Of
Hope🙂💙🦄🙂
Of
Hope?
Signs
Of
Hope🙂💙🦄🙂
“The EU’s highest court has ruled that same-sex marriages must be respected throughout the bloc and rebuked Poland for refusing to recognise a marriage between two of its citizens that took place in Germany.”
Some welcome news today. 🇪🇺🏳️🌈
Some welcome news today. 🇪🇺🏳️🌈
EU court rules entire bloc must respect same-sex marriages in rebuke to Poland
Couple who married in Germany had their right to a ‘normal family life’ impeded, court of justice finds
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Signs
Of
Hope?
Signs
Of
Hope🙂💙🦄🙂
Of
Hope?
Signs
Of
Hope🙂💙🦄🙂
Earlier tonight my husband said, "Well, it's Occam's razor, isn't it?"
I don't remember what we were talking about, but just slipping that into the convo meant we were definitely having sex in the movie theater parking lot.
I don't remember what we were talking about, but just slipping that into the convo meant we were definitely having sex in the movie theater parking lot.
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Earlier tonight my husband said, "Well, it's Occam's razor, isn't it?"
I don't remember what we were talking about, but just slipping that into the convo meant we were definitely having sex in the movie theater parking lot.
I don't remember what we were talking about, but just slipping that into the convo meant we were definitely having sex in the movie theater parking lot.
Omg
I have such a SUPER huge list of things that I think would be SUPER funny to say to my husband... like, funny! Haha! Funny and silly!
...but would 10000000% end my marriage
so, I spread them out over time.....
mostly
I have such a SUPER huge list of things that I think would be SUPER funny to say to my husband... like, funny! Haha! Funny and silly!
...but would 10000000% end my marriage
so, I spread them out over time.....
mostly
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Omg
I have such a SUPER huge list of things that I think would be SUPER funny to say to my husband... like, funny! Haha! Funny and silly!
...but would 10000000% end my marriage
so, I spread them out over time.....
mostly
I have such a SUPER huge list of things that I think would be SUPER funny to say to my husband... like, funny! Haha! Funny and silly!
...but would 10000000% end my marriage
so, I spread them out over time.....
mostly
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Tyvm, Lauren‼️👋🙋🏼♀️💙🫶🫂
HAPPY THANKSGIVING 🦃🥔🥧
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November 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Maya Angelou quote: "People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget how you made them feel"
That's why people vote for Trump
As progressives, we need to make them feel
Goodbye Chuckles & Jeffries
Hello brave new party
I'm so ready
#DNC ???
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget how you made them feel"
That's why people vote for Trump
As progressives, we need to make them feel
Goodbye Chuckles & Jeffries
Hello brave new party
I'm so ready
#DNC ???
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Maya Angelou quote: "People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget how you made them feel"
That's why people vote for Trump
As progressives, we need to make them feel
Goodbye Chuckles & Jeffries
Hello brave new party
I'm so ready
#DNC ???
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget how you made them feel"
That's why people vote for Trump
As progressives, we need to make them feel
Goodbye Chuckles & Jeffries
Hello brave new party
I'm so ready
#DNC ???
This is a pic from ABC News and Getty
I, OMG, I think things are turning
No caption needed.
This turkey is done.
#FUCKMAGA
#ABCNEWS
#THANKSGIVING
I, OMG, I think things are turning
No caption needed.
This turkey is done.
#FUCKMAGA
#ABCNEWS
#THANKSGIVING
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
This is a pic from ABC News and Getty
I, OMG, I think things are turning
No caption needed.
This turkey is done.
#FUCKMAGA
#ABCNEWS
#THANKSGIVING
I, OMG, I think things are turning
No caption needed.
This turkey is done.
#FUCKMAGA
#ABCNEWS
#THANKSGIVING
My SIL & BIL are quite religious
The kids do prayers every night before bed
And today we had a choice of doing an Italian feast puzzle and A RUPAUL ALL THE LOOKS OF 10 SEASONS PUZZLE...
& They fucking chose RuPaul
And we finished in a day
And took pics
It gets better
I mean,it just does🥰
#NYT
The kids do prayers every night before bed
And today we had a choice of doing an Italian feast puzzle and A RUPAUL ALL THE LOOKS OF 10 SEASONS PUZZLE...
& They fucking chose RuPaul
And we finished in a day
And took pics
It gets better
I mean,it just does🥰
#NYT
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
My SIL & BIL are quite religious
The kids do prayers every night before bed
And today we had a choice of doing an Italian feast puzzle and A RUPAUL ALL THE LOOKS OF 10 SEASONS PUZZLE...
& They fucking chose RuPaul
And we finished in a day
And took pics
It gets better
I mean,it just does🥰
#NYT
The kids do prayers every night before bed
And today we had a choice of doing an Italian feast puzzle and A RUPAUL ALL THE LOOKS OF 10 SEASONS PUZZLE...
& They fucking chose RuPaul
And we finished in a day
And took pics
It gets better
I mean,it just does🥰
#NYT
Having the girls is a dream!
The reality tho-we have 2 share them with their MAGA uncle 🤮& pop
I stay home
I used to ck the whole dinner, create games, etc- then MY BIL went CRAZY & said, after knowing us for 25 yrs, that our "gay" marriage was FAKE & his kids aren't safe around us
It broke my 💔
The reality tho-we have 2 share them with their MAGA uncle 🤮& pop
I stay home
I used to ck the whole dinner, create games, etc- then MY BIL went CRAZY & said, after knowing us for 25 yrs, that our "gay" marriage was FAKE & his kids aren't safe around us
It broke my 💔
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Having the girls is a dream!
The reality tho-we have 2 share them with their MAGA uncle 🤮& pop
I stay home
I used to ck the whole dinner, create games, etc- then MY BIL went CRAZY & said, after knowing us for 25 yrs, that our "gay" marriage was FAKE & his kids aren't safe around us
It broke my 💔
The reality tho-we have 2 share them with their MAGA uncle 🤮& pop
I stay home
I used to ck the whole dinner, create games, etc- then MY BIL went CRAZY & said, after knowing us for 25 yrs, that our "gay" marriage was FAKE & his kids aren't safe around us
It broke my 💔
Reposted by Barron W. Tramp
