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BAKER: A “please” would be nice.
“Oh baby, fill up on your one other thing.”
“Oh baby, fill up on your one other thing.”
ATTENDANT (wearily): Ten.
ATTENDANT (wearily): Ten.
www.whitehouse.gov/contact/
www.whitehouse.gov/contact/
*many* other crimes, this White House administration is legally and criminally perfidious.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfidy
*many* other crimes, this White House administration is legally and criminally perfidious.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfidy
“Joe *Manchin*?”
“Joe *Manchin*?”
ME: “Tonic immobility” is a state of temporary paralysis in response to trauma. It is a common evolutionary response used by animals who play dead when attacked.
ME: “Tonic immobility” is a state of temporary paralysis in response to trauma. It is a common evolutionary response used by animals who play dead when attacked.
oregoncapitalchronicle.com/2026/01/10/h...
oregoncapitalchronicle.com/2026/01/10/h...
ME: I wanted to store the pumpkin muffins, but couldn't find the lid to the big tupperware—
WIFE: So you wrapped it in a garbage bag.
ME: Yes.
(In other news, I'm eating a pumpkin muffin.)
ME: I wanted to store the pumpkin muffins, but couldn't find the lid to the big tupperware—
WIFE: So you wrapped it in a garbage bag.
ME: Yes.
(In other news, I'm eating a pumpkin muffin.)
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/09/w...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/09/w...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ca...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ca...
“PINTMAN”
“PINTMAN”