Stefan 🇺🇦
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I'm a trombonist- performer and educator- based in the Midwestern USA. Besides that, I cook a lot, hang out with my lovely wife, enjoy movies and video games, reading and walking, building Legos, cars, football, etc.
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Stefan 🇺🇦
@bassclefstef.bsky.social
· May 7
I would like to reiterate that they made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm
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When you get spaghettified by a black hole, the That's All Folks song from Looney Tunes plays
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
When you get spaghettified by a black hole, the That's All Folks song from Looney Tunes plays
I'm not sure why people are so down on the live-action Lion King film. My wife and I just watched it, and it's fantastic. Alexander Skarsgard does great work as Simba, and Anya Taylor-Joy has a really interesting take on Nala.
December 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I'm not sure why people are so down on the live-action Lion King film. My wife and I just watched it, and it's fantastic. Alexander Skarsgard does great work as Simba, and Anya Taylor-Joy has a really interesting take on Nala.
Anyone every done the Hindemith Trumpet Sonata on trombone (played 8vb)- I think i like it better than the trombone sonata
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Anyone every done the Hindemith Trumpet Sonata on trombone (played 8vb)- I think i like it better than the trombone sonata
All cookie recipes should be public domain
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
All cookie recipes should be public domain
Whenever you buy beets at the grocery store, they should come with a sign that you can tape up in the bathroom, by the toilet, that says 'Relax! You ate beets last night!'
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Whenever you buy beets at the grocery store, they should come with a sign that you can tape up in the bathroom, by the toilet, that says 'Relax! You ate beets last night!'
I bet that would have been a safety for green bay in lambeau
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I bet that would have been a safety for green bay in lambeau
Before 7am is too early to get up to play jazz
December 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Before 7am is too early to get up to play jazz
You can tell its the last week of class at my adjunct gig because I just went in wearing a t-shirt and I'm only half-heartedly warming up on my break between students
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You can tell its the last week of class at my adjunct gig because I just went in wearing a t-shirt and I'm only half-heartedly warming up on my break between students
And so begins the December gig marathon
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
And so begins the December gig marathon
I think the Google Tiny Chef banner is super cute, but i don't like that clicking it just opens up an AI prompt to get you to let a robot plan your Thanksgiving dinner. Sigh.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I think the Google Tiny Chef banner is super cute, but i don't like that clicking it just opens up an AI prompt to get you to let a robot plan your Thanksgiving dinner. Sigh.
A Big 10 conference game just went to halftime at a quarter past midnight in the Eastern Time Zone. I find this to be awfully silly.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
A Big 10 conference game just went to halftime at a quarter past midnight in the Eastern Time Zone. I find this to be awfully silly.
Ok, bean time! Here's the vegetables for the base- a mix of celery, onions, and peppers. Yes, green bell peppers would be more authentic, but I'm using poblanos and a few sweet red peppers, cause I've got them in the fridge.
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ok, bean time! Here's the vegetables for the base- a mix of celery, onions, and peppers. Yes, green bell peppers would be more authentic, but I'm using poblanos and a few sweet red peppers, cause I've got them in the fridge.
I'm making New Orleans-ish red beans and rice tomorrow, so time to start soaking the beenz. Anyone want photos on progress?
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'm making New Orleans-ish red beans and rice tomorrow, so time to start soaking the beenz. Anyone want photos on progress?
Jesus christ get that fat orange fascist fuck out of my football game
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Jesus christ get that fat orange fascist fuck out of my football game
"Hey, you know what we need to help us sell discount furniture?"
"A creepy-ass nightmare puppet?"
"Eeeeee-xactly!"
"A creepy-ass nightmare puppet?"
"Eeeeee-xactly!"
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"Hey, you know what we need to help us sell discount furniture?"
"A creepy-ass nightmare puppet?"
"Eeeeee-xactly!"
"A creepy-ass nightmare puppet?"
"Eeeeee-xactly!"
This piece hits a little harder these days, huh?
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This piece hits a little harder these days, huh?
Bottom of the 9th, bases loaded, AND the score is tied? That's a little cliche, don't you think?
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Bottom of the 9th, bases loaded, AND the score is tied? That's a little cliche, don't you think?
Wendy's commercial: "Wendy's has new chicken tenders!'
Me: "well I'd hope so! I wouldn't want old chicken tenders!"
Me: "well I'd hope so! I wouldn't want old chicken tenders!"
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Wendy's commercial: "Wendy's has new chicken tenders!'
Me: "well I'd hope so! I wouldn't want old chicken tenders!"
Me: "well I'd hope so! I wouldn't want old chicken tenders!"
You know, translucent green is just got a great color to use on sandwich bread packaging
October 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You know, translucent green is just got a great color to use on sandwich bread packaging
We're doing a survey of Dracula movies for Halloween- so far we've watched the 1931 with Bela Lugosi, 1979 with Frank Langella, and I think tonight we might do a Nosferatu double-feature (1928 and 2024). Saving the Francis Ford Coppola one for last.
October 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
We're doing a survey of Dracula movies for Halloween- so far we've watched the 1931 with Bela Lugosi, 1979 with Frank Langella, and I think tonight we might do a Nosferatu double-feature (1928 and 2024). Saving the Francis Ford Coppola one for last.
I would support a constitutional amendment stating that any alterations to the White House (after the complete restoration of the East Wing and the Rose Garden, obviously. And Jimmy Carter's solar panels, while we're at it) must be approved in a nation-wide ballot initiative in the general election
October 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I would support a constitutional amendment stating that any alterations to the White House (after the complete restoration of the East Wing and the Rose Garden, obviously. And Jimmy Carter's solar panels, while we're at it) must be approved in a nation-wide ballot initiative in the general election
I'm really happy to report that the word 'snarf' has an entry in the Merriam-Webster English dictionary.
#MerriamWebsterDictionary
#MerriamWebsterDictionary
October 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I'm really happy to report that the word 'snarf' has an entry in the Merriam-Webster English dictionary.
#MerriamWebsterDictionary
#MerriamWebsterDictionary
Thanks to some of the music we listened to on road trips when I was a kid, I can't hear the words 'lighthouse keeper' and not automatically associate it with 'in the desert sun'
#gothicrock
#gothicrock
October 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Thanks to some of the music we listened to on road trips when I was a kid, I can't hear the words 'lighthouse keeper' and not automatically associate it with 'in the desert sun'
#gothicrock
#gothicrock
One Battle After Another was so damn good
October 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
One Battle After Another was so damn good
There's worse ways to miss a Lions Monday night game
September 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
There's worse ways to miss a Lions Monday night game