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Stefan 🇺🇦

@bassclefstef.bsky.social

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I'm a trombonist- performer and educator- based in the Midwestern USA. Besides that, I cook a lot, hang out with my lovely wife, enjoy movies and video games, reading and walking, building Legos, cars, football, etc.

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Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · May 7

I would like to reiterate that they made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 8h

Ovaltine!?

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Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 8h

The whole movie is hilarious. The Christmas Adventurers Club gag does such a good job at taking the piss out of Christian nationalism, it's fantastic

Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 9h

a cartoon character with a crown on his head says no

Alt: Prince John from Disney's Robin Hood, throwing a temper tantrum

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Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 9h

That doesn't have to be an either/or

Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 9h

It's so embarrassing that these fascist cocknozzles are also all 9 years old

Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 9h

Oh totally! You just need that giant arm... thing... she's wearing

Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 9h

I remember not being all that excited about it, since the Pierce Brosnan era ended with such a dud, but then my dad (who had seen it already) and I watched it, and as soon as that opening scene started playing out, I was like 'damn, you didn't tell me this was a MOVIE'

Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 10h

Damn

Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 10h

An octopus. Obviously a magic one that can live amphibiously.

My one tattoo (so far) just after it was finished. It takes up my whole upper left arm, and it's an image of a large, red octopus, surrounded by underwater foliage, and also, it's playing a trombone.

Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 10h

They didn't just add Jared Leto, he was a producer on it

Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 10h

Was that a 65 yard attempt?

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Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah more like hoovered-up economics

Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 11h

And potatoes are from the Andes!

Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 11h

Ask not for whom the Poirot fucks

Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 20h

Go blue!

Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 21h

Nice touch with the Cava bag, George!

Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 21h

I'm really happy to report that the word 'snarf' has an entry in the Merriam-Webster English dictionary.
#MerriamWebsterDictionary

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Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 22h

Oh I like your spooky sweater!

Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 1d

I know Clarkson is a bad dude, but this gif feels so appropriate

a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway

Alt: Jeremy Clarkson, on an old Top Gear episode, feigns concern with a sarcastic 'oh no. Anyway.'

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Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 2d

Yup, and then the next order will be that the cameras have to actually be on. Then the next one will be that they actually have to have sd cards in them so they actually capture footage. And the next order will be that the lens caps have to be open, and not taped over, and...

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Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 2d

Hey I know that parking lot

Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 2d

Remember- you're not agreeing with MTG, she's agreeing with you.

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Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 3d

God damn, the brain rot is strong

Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 3d

Again, just another guy in a hot dog suit looking for the ones who did this

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Stefan 🇺🇦 @bassclefstef.bsky.social · 4d

Hard agree