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Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 10h

"In the event of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks...."

Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 10h

Thine humours be rye this evening.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15h

This is what it looks like when your community stands up.

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Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 10h

Thank you for alerting the public.

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CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @cajunblue.bsky.social · 1d

🚨🚨🚨Fake ICE reporting site reports to ICE. Be warned:

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Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 10h

I like belt this song like Ethel Merman would, so unless I want to pass out, I usually stand. Sometimes I like to sing it like I think Nobel Laureate Bob Dylan would interpret it.

Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 10h

It's not the national anthem. Nobody obligated to stand. And I ain't standing when Lee Greenwood sings at me to stand up in his hit single with a bullet, "I'm proud to be a (insert national affiliation here). Yes, for a few extra bucks, Lee will customize his patriotic tune.

Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 12h

Seems way too soon for both Keaton and Redford. So many great performances. I saw Reds in the theater. I had just graduated high school, and I was working as a bellhop. I thought I was so sophisticated.

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Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 16h

Speaker Polyp can't have that. The dirt on Mike must be really sordid for this Shreveport sycophant to prefer to shield pedophiles rather than pay soldiers, sailors, airfolk, and marines...

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Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 16h

In Virginia, on Oct. 19, we celebrate Yorktown Day, which commemorates the American colonies' victory over British tyrant's troops in 1781. 244 years later, on Sat., Oct. 18th, Americans gather to peacefully protest a homegrown pretender to a throne. The new wannabe despot is an asshole.

Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 17h

Qmerican occupation troops in Greenland will get bored and they will soon become addicted to "fentanol" being brought ashore by slippery Venezuelan fishing boats being funded by the Antifa umbrella organization...I heard it on FuxNews.

Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 18h

I am sure you do, but his royal crassness is abysmal on so many levels.

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Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 23h

When I read "Trump 'compact,'" the only thing that comes to mind is a Tesla Dumpster.

Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 23h

BTW, "The Gulf of Scotland." Keep it up. You'll go far.

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Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 23h

Scotland, eh? I'm sorry the Globular Orange Shite has infected your fair land. He's like a virus or rancid haggis. Thank you for your enthusiastic protesting whenever he drops in on you like massive turd.

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Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 1d

OU as in Oklahoma Uni? My mom met my dad there. My Mom is a Woody Guthrie Okie from OKC. Her library card kills fascists.

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Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 1d

Quite the paradox.

Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 1d

I just lobbed that out for you, didn't I? You are welcome in the lab any day.

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Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 1d

Right now, in my lab, I'm working on a super tight ten that slays. Cutting down fascists with a constant barrage of precisely delivered jokes is crucial to winning hearts and minds.

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Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 1d

"Sundown, you better take care. Grandad's brain isn't quite all there." (with apologies to great Canadian songwriter, Gordon Lightfoot)

Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 1d

"I'm Robert Ritchie, and I'm pissed off the NFL didn't pick me to play at the Super Bowl halftime show."

Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 1d

I lived in South Korea during the last days of the Park Chung Hee regime. I was stationed in West Germany when the Wall was demolished. To see authoritarianism, however clownish, in the US, is extremely sad. I can't wait for the meteor hurtling earthward.

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Christopher Noble @bassgardener.bsky.social · 1d

It's disgusting. It's embarrassing.

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🕊️KatarinaKriz🕊️On the turning away~Pink Floyd @katarinakriz.bsky.social · 1d

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Of course it’s toxic AF over there Rs!
How could this happen when they’re all so mature, you ask? No idea! 🤦🏼‍♀️
REVOLT. REVOKE. RECALL. REMOVE.
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'Toxic' war breaks out between Trump White House and Cabinet head: report

An internecine war has broken out between Donald Trump’s White House and one Cabinet head over budget cuts that led one official to admit in a text, “It’s toxic af over there. The boys are fighting.”A...

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