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Alex Doenau
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Frame #59750 from S03 -E07 - Giant Lobster-627717
February 9, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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My favourite thing whenever new Muppet material comes out is people trotting out their deepest beliefs about the Muppets.

Every time I think "wow, their conception of the Muppets could not be any more wrong."
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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We need to not talk about Lionel, unless we're framing it like this.
Review headline: A BETTER LIFE By Lionel Shriver - Release Date: Feb. 10, 2026 Her worst book, by a wide margin.
February 8, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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Marty Supreme (2025)
Mouser from Super Mario Bros 2: he is a big grey mouse with pink shoes, pink gloves, and cool black sunglasses.
January 29, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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I also made these in honour of For Good.
De Niro as Murray Franklin: Let me get this straight: you think Wicked: For Good getting zero nominations is funny? Phoenix as Arthur Fleck: I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not. Principal Skinner lecturing the school bullies: Well I'll tell you something that's not so funny: right now Jon M. Chu is at home crying like a little girl.
January 23, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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Two panels: Panel One: Rebecca Ferguson as Lady Jessica Atreides in Dune saying "Use the Voice." Panel Two: Elle Fanning as Rachel Kemp in Sentimental Value. You know what voice she's going to use.
January 22, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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the temporal front of the culture war
PANEL 1: It's WW2 and two officers are talking outside a tent. OFFICER 1: "This message--it was from eighty years in the future. It said that if we take this bridge from the Nazis, we'll win the war--" PANEL 2: The officers move to enter the command tent. OFFICER 1: "--but that in eighty years, WOKE IDEOLOGY will take over, and plus there's pronouns." OFFICER 2: "This future brainiac let on what the hell that means IN ENGLISH?" PANEL 3: Officer 1 pours a bottle of liquor into Officer 2's cup. OFFICER 1: "That 'future brainiac is my great-grandson-to-be. Apparently by 2023, there's no more Nintendo 64 Christmas Mornings." OFFICER 2: "Sixty-Four Nintendos..." PANEL 4: Officer 2 drinks from the cup. OFFICER 2: "And all on CHRISTMAS. Imagine that." PANEL 5: Officer 1 fishes his cigarettesx from his pocket. OFFICER 1: "Honestly? I still think we should take the bridge. FUCK IT." OFFICER 2: "Sixty-THREE Nintendos is still a lot of Nintendos." PANEL 6: Officer 1, close up, popping a cigarette into his mouth. OFFICER 1: "He did say they will have had Goldeneye 64." OFFICER 2 (off-panel): Oh NOW we're talkin'!"
January 21, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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Part of a page from Avengers #34. Kang is in the background, Storm is in the foreground. Hyperion is on the right but his part in the page is separate to this. Kang: What is the meaning of this? Storm: What is the meaning of anything, Kang?
January 19, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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🎶 I GARFIELD IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

ODIE🎶
December 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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‘Tis the season …
The DVD cover for We Bought a Zoo, but Zoo has been crossed out and replaced with the word Ham. Matt Damon is really excited about the ham, while his family looks on behind him. Only Elle Fanning seems to be really invested in the ham as much as Damon.
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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I’ve not had much time lately, but I made it for Superman: The Kryptonite Spectrum. It’s really something else.
A giant Superman is being attacked by a horde of Bizarro Bots. Superman’s text boxes say “this galaxy is big enough for everyone. Everyone!”
December 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Seeing the new Spider-Man tonight. Can't wait!
A shot from AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER. Spider, the dreadlocked human born on Pandora, is wearing his breather and smiling while standing in front of smiling Na'vi super soldiers.
December 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Superman: The Kryptonite Spectrum is very good. Only one issue left.
A close up of a jar of fish food being poured into a tank. The jar says “Wake up, Clark! Fate is calling”. Clark’s speech bubble reads “Here ya go, bud. Eat up!”
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Always check the goddamn byline, that's how you avoid sentences like "lurch leftward into a sort of woke totalitarianism".
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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The album cover of a grand don’t come for free by The Streets: a man waits at a bus stop late at night. The album title has been changed to: pix don’t come for free THE FEETS
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Saw that bald movie on the weekend.
The poster for The Beekeeper - Jason Statham in a beekeeping suit, surrounded by bees (for some reason the Dolby Digital logo is behind him), but the title text is replaced with the BUGONIA title.
November 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Batman Vol. 4 #2 (2025)
A still from Dragon Ball Z episode 125 "License Mastery? Goku's Newest Trial": Piccolo in street clothes is absolutely tearing down the road in a red hovercar while his female driving instructor looks on in admiration. Behind them, a more sedate Goku and his old man driving instructor look surprised in their own yellow hovercar.
October 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Something I’ve noticed about DC Comics over the last year: a lot of their writers love referring to the HUAC.
October 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Dang, Absolute Wonder Woman this week …
September 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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I guess when I'm tickled, I am tickled.
A speech bubble from Runaways (2025) #4: NICO: No oversight at any of these magic and mutant schools... Lotta children being left behind...
September 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Somewhat serious question: what was the last good art Frank Miller did?

I mean, drawing wise. Because ... well, I've seen what he's put out this week.
September 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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What heck kinda name is Pokopia?
September 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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I do have to respect the Nintendo Directs for having a bunch of stuff I don’t care about amidst all the cool stuff, presented as if it’s equally as exciting as everything else.
September 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Virtual Boy manages to fit two different versions of Tetris into its lifespan?
September 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Nintendo hasn’t betrayed me lately so I’m allowed to yell VIRTUAL BOY
September 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM