Ron Burgundy’s Scotch Glass
@bbmolasses.bsky.social
Starchild 2 Creation. MYLF. Epidemiologist. Queer AF🏳️🌈🇬🇭. she/her. A sentient incarnation of the universe. AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEGEND
Pinned
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
RACISM IS A PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
Oh titi got the babies. I’ll be getting my thin mints from my virtual nieces
Justice for Black Girls has created a digital marketplace for Black girl scouts. research has shown that Black girl scouts often don’t have nearly as many sales as others in their troops.
cookies can be shipped, regardless of who you purchase from. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
cookies can be shipped, regardless of who you purchase from. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Justice for Black Girls: Black Girl Scout Virtual Marketplace
docs.google.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Oh titi got the babies. I’ll be getting my thin mints from my virtual nieces
There comes a time when you decide that you need to sell and move to a tropical climate because NO
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
There comes a time when you decide that you need to sell and move to a tropical climate because NO
Winter wonderland. My kid wants to play in it. I just wanna stay under the covers
December 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Winter wonderland. My kid wants to play in it. I just wanna stay under the covers
December 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I beg you finest pardon?
Alright y'all. It's Strap-On Saturday, let's see the plasdicks! I'm talmbout the beyond meats, the impossible penises, the tofu tallywackers. Pull em out them backpacks
December 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I beg you finest pardon?
I am very pleasantly surprised that Christy Turlington (yes, part of the OG 90s supermodel clique) is a maternal health and equity advocate with an MPH. And that she’s doing the damn work to reduce Black maternal deaths.
December 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I am very pleasantly surprised that Christy Turlington (yes, part of the OG 90s supermodel clique) is a maternal health and equity advocate with an MPH. And that she’s doing the damn work to reduce Black maternal deaths.
My take on Italian wedding soup
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My take on Italian wedding soup
My head, my chest!!!
Sometimes you gotta just let weird niggas be weird and lonely.
His wife thought so, too.
His wife thought so, too.
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My head, my chest!!!
If a room ever screamed “Christmas” to me this is it. From the Governor’s Mansion holiday party today
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If a room ever screamed “Christmas” to me this is it. From the Governor’s Mansion holiday party today
911– need fashion assurance and all my baddies are sleeping
I’m going to the a holiday event at the governors mansion… it’s during the early afternoon so I’m kinda stuck
I’m going to the a holiday event at the governors mansion… it’s during the early afternoon so I’m kinda stuck
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
911– need fashion assurance and all my baddies are sleeping
I’m going to the a holiday event at the governors mansion… it’s during the early afternoon so I’m kinda stuck
I’m going to the a holiday event at the governors mansion… it’s during the early afternoon so I’m kinda stuck
Anxiety is whooping my ass today.
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Anxiety is whooping my ass today.
I think the reason why I feel mildly unhinged and fairly unglued most of the time is that I can feel that we are living in a spiritual cesspool, and the light in me HAAAATES it.
All the while I have to pay bills and cook dinner and wash clothes....
All the while I have to pay bills and cook dinner and wash clothes....
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I think the reason why I feel mildly unhinged and fairly unglued most of the time is that I can feel that we are living in a spiritual cesspool, and the light in me HAAAATES it.
All the while I have to pay bills and cook dinner and wash clothes....
All the while I have to pay bills and cook dinner and wash clothes....
I needed this late afternoon chortle.
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I needed this late afternoon chortle.
How is it possible that from every angle, the face E A T S?!
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
How is it possible that from every angle, the face E A T S?!
Video of that lady walking in dancing with their greens because they know they finna HIT.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Video of that lady walking in dancing with their greens because they know they finna HIT.
Two Texas Men Tried to Invade Haiti
YouTube video by Xevi
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November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Definitely did....
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Definitely did....
Oh this just gave me warm fuzzies
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Oh this just gave me warm fuzzies
but first, we make the black garlic and Parmesan compound butter
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
but first, we make the black garlic and Parmesan compound butter
..... i have to go back to the grocery store.
i forgot the sour cream.
pray for me.
i forgot the sour cream.
pray for me.
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
..... i have to go back to the grocery store.
i forgot the sour cream.
pray for me.
i forgot the sour cream.
pray for me.
My girlfriend, about 20 minutes ago. She'll call just to say it and go on about her day.
Before that...my little when she left for school
Before that...my little when she left for school
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My girlfriend, about 20 minutes ago. She'll call just to say it and go on about her day.
Before that...my little when she left for school
Before that...my little when she left for school
The same as the difference between loving someone and loving the things they bring to your world.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The same as the difference between loving someone and loving the things they bring to your world.
A little of both. The universe has a purpose for you but its your job to write the story of that purpose
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
A little of both. The universe has a purpose for you but its your job to write the story of that purpose
I don't see it as "change" so much as I continue to evolve as a soul having a human experience
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't see it as "change" so much as I continue to evolve as a soul having a human experience