Two-piece Advocate
@ytpjason.bsky.social
Formerly @frazierapproves on Twitter.
Nobody thinks the average American would live in New York if money was no object. The average American is a car loving basic who just wants a big warm weather suburb
Bluesky: “Obviously the housing crisis is the only reason anyone would choose to live outside of NYC”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Nobody thinks the average American would live in New York if money was no object. The average American is a car loving basic who just wants a big warm weather suburb
I got an oil change today and they told me my cabin air filter looked fine, and I’ve never been more confused in my life
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I got an oil change today and they told me my cabin air filter looked fine, and I’ve never been more confused in my life
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I start cooking Wednesday, but I had no idea anyone cooked the TURKEY in advance. Y’all be serving reheated turkey?
I did not know people cooked the day of Thanksgiving until Twitter. I don’t mean one or two things. I mean they started cooking everythinggggg the day of including the turkey.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I start cooking Wednesday, but I had no idea anyone cooked the TURKEY in advance. Y’all be serving reheated turkey?
I hate to break it to you, but as someone in tech, at a non-tech corporation, I have absolutely no idea what happens in my company’s core business. You could tell me anything? We’re using fake meat? Sure. Why not, other than the fact that it makes no business sense.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I hate to break it to you, but as someone in tech, at a non-tech corporation, I have absolutely no idea what happens in my company’s core business. You could tell me anything? We’re using fake meat? Sure. Why not, other than the fact that it makes no business sense.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
Again, wholesale chicken is .81/lb. It’s one of the cheapest meats you can find. The cost of creating infrastructure to process rat/cat/dog/whatever is higher than the price of selling chicken, by orders of magnitude. It just doesn’t make business sense.
Who said it was lab grown? It could be colored rat meat, the 3d printing comment is more like they mold it into the shapes
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Again, wholesale chicken is .81/lb. It’s one of the cheapest meats you can find. The cost of creating infrastructure to process rat/cat/dog/whatever is higher than the price of selling chicken, by orders of magnitude. It just doesn’t make business sense.
Glad I stopped buying NIKE products a couple years ago
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Glad I stopped buying NIKE products a couple years ago
Sharing this without mentioning the fact that the VP was in cybersecurity and not involved in business or food operations is borderline journalistic malpractice.
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Sharing this without mentioning the fact that the VP was in cybersecurity and not involved in business or food operations is borderline journalistic malpractice.
Can we chat about something that bugs me about contemporary basketball discourse (there’s a race angle)? The noting that rebounding is defense. I’m seeing that a lot more often recently.
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Can we chat about something that bugs me about contemporary basketball discourse (there’s a race angle)? The noting that rebounding is defense. I’m seeing that a lot more often recently.
Star Wars rankings are subjective, but there are objective tiers:
Great: Empire Strikes Back
Good: Star Wars, Rogue One
Decent: Solo, revenge of the Sith, Return of the Jedi, the last Jedi, force awakens
Ass: everything else
Great: Empire Strikes Back
Good: Star Wars, Rogue One
Decent: Solo, revenge of the Sith, Return of the Jedi, the last Jedi, force awakens
Ass: everything else
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Star Wars rankings are subjective, but there are objective tiers:
Great: Empire Strikes Back
Good: Star Wars, Rogue One
Decent: Solo, revenge of the Sith, Return of the Jedi, the last Jedi, force awakens
Ass: everything else
Great: Empire Strikes Back
Good: Star Wars, Rogue One
Decent: Solo, revenge of the Sith, Return of the Jedi, the last Jedi, force awakens
Ass: everything else
They should not be a hot take, but “Return of the Jedi” is mid-pack Star Wars, and is only remembered fondly because it’s part of the original trilogy
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
They should not be a hot take, but “Return of the Jedi” is mid-pack Star Wars, and is only remembered fondly because it’s part of the original trilogy
I haven’t played Madden in 20 years, but my son‘s friends are starting to get into it Madden and he wanted to learn, so I downloaded it and….
WTF DO YOU MEAN TWO PEOPLE CANT PLAY EACH OTHER ON THE SAME CONSOLE? You have to play online to play against another human being? When did this start?
WTF DO YOU MEAN TWO PEOPLE CANT PLAY EACH OTHER ON THE SAME CONSOLE? You have to play online to play against another human being? When did this start?
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I haven’t played Madden in 20 years, but my son‘s friends are starting to get into it Madden and he wanted to learn, so I downloaded it and….
WTF DO YOU MEAN TWO PEOPLE CANT PLAY EACH OTHER ON THE SAME CONSOLE? You have to play online to play against another human being? When did this start?
WTF DO YOU MEAN TWO PEOPLE CANT PLAY EACH OTHER ON THE SAME CONSOLE? You have to play online to play against another human being? When did this start?
If we knowledge that the pirates were in the Caribbean, and the Pirates were speaking patois (shiver mi timbers), we should probably be doing a Jamaican accent when we talk about pirates
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If we knowledge that the pirates were in the Caribbean, and the Pirates were speaking patois (shiver mi timbers), we should probably be doing a Jamaican accent when we talk about pirates
There’s one cool neighborhood in my city…the place where you’d artist collectives and where the non-binary ghetto-goth chicks would hang out. People with interesting ideas could afford rents there. It’s not gentrified yet, but I fear something worse is happening. Gen Z is ruining it.
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
There’s one cool neighborhood in my city…the place where you’d artist collectives and where the non-binary ghetto-goth chicks would hang out. People with interesting ideas could afford rents there. It’s not gentrified yet, but I fear something worse is happening. Gen Z is ruining it.
Wait, I thought Anil Dash was a journalist. You mean to tell me he’s been an NFT techbro all this time?
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Wait, I thought Anil Dash was a journalist. You mean to tell me he’s been an NFT techbro all this time?
I just saw a Rasta standing on the porch of a house with an American flag, and I’ve never been more confused
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I just saw a Rasta standing on the porch of a house with an American flag, and I’ve never been more confused
Meanwhile, he’s one of maybe five people in history who got a job because he was Black.
Nobody walks into an interview begging, “Hire me because I’m Black.” We walk in saying, hire me, I’m qualified. Hire me, my degree cost the same as everyone else’s. Hire me, I earned this and I need a job just like anyone else.
Hire me, don’t discriminate against me.
Hire me, respect me in my role.
Hire me, don’t discriminate against me.
Hire me, respect me in my role.
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Meanwhile, he’s one of maybe five people in history who got a job because he was Black.
Wait, the Dine-and-dash food influencer chick was living in an apartment owned by Elliot Spitzer?!?!
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Wait, the Dine-and-dash food influencer chick was living in an apartment owned by Elliot Spitzer?!?!
Last season Trae Young created more points than any player not named Nikola Jokic. He and Ja aren’t in the same strata
I'm not a Trae young fan so....
And as good as Atlanta looks right now, I'm not sure even if they make that move. For sure they want the asset but you don't trade for him and not play him. He would need to show a pretty big attitude shift
And as good as Atlanta looks right now, I'm not sure even if they make that move. For sure they want the asset but you don't trade for him and not play him. He would need to show a pretty big attitude shift
But if you are Memphis and you have turned Desmond Bane and Ja Morant into Trae Young and Cedric Coward (who is infinitely less expensive than Bane) + whatever 1sts you don’t need to attach to Morant in order to get Young… isn’t this a win?
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Last season Trae Young created more points than any player not named Nikola Jokic. He and Ja aren’t in the same strata
Boxing is the only sport with beautiful losses
I have seen ugly wins but I have yet to witness a beautiful loss…
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Boxing is the only sport with beautiful losses
Watching NBA games over the air really illustrates how much streaming degrades the pitcure quality
I’m just thinking of this because I’m watching football while not paying anybody a penny: Do Americans know that you can (still!) watch HD digital broadcasts of all the major networks over the air, for free, complete with programming guide data, just by hooking up an antenna to your TV?
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Watching NBA games over the air really illustrates how much streaming degrades the pitcure quality
I showed my daughter how to do it, when I was 40, and vowed to never try that again.
Do you think you can jump out of a swing in mid air like when we were kids, right now at your grown age??
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I showed my daughter how to do it, when I was 40, and vowed to never try that again.
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You’ll never guess what this post is about.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
You’ll never guess what this post is about.
That team is there to SWAT any dicks away
Kash Patel has a SWAT team going around to "protect" his girlfriend. The administration that claimed it would root out waste, fraud, and abuse sure loves spending taxpayer money on themselves.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/23/u...
Patel Under Scrutiny for Use of SWAT Teams to Protect His Girlfriend
www.nytimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
That team is there to SWAT any dicks away