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Let’s do better.
No gods, no masters.
#MotherEarth

Simple living ape of the north woods. Caretaker @skycladhill.bsky.social #NCT #ManisteeRiver
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I am anti-fascism.
As Yellow Peanut M&M carries his offering of his children to the altar, he and Red are startled by the sight of a large fat elf come to consume his brood. As the nephew and heir of the Mr. Peanut estate, he wonders how far he has fallen into this candy coated cult of cannibalism.

#MerryChristmas
December 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Only 7 foraging days left until yule.

#YuleTide
December 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“Stack’em, pack’em and rack’em.”
-Fred Thompson
December 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Bill Clinton should also be in jail.

#JusticeForAllVictims
December 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“I remember putting on my dress really quick because I was like, ‘Oh my god, there’s a man in here,’” said Mariah Billado, the former Miss Vermont Teen USA.

Trump, she recalled, said something like, “Don’t worry, ladies, I’ve seen it all before.”

#PedoPOTUS
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The trump condom is specially engineered to fit small mushroom shaped penises.

#TrumpCondom #PedoPOTUS
a cartoon drawing of a mushroom with a happy face
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a mushroom with a happy face
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Ladies, if your name is not on the lease or title of your home, you are functionally homeless.
December 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Not to kink-shame, but most kinks are quite shameful.

#KinkCritical
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
“It's Christmas, Theo. It's the time of miracles. So be of good cheer...“

-Hans Gruber
a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a table .
Alt: Hans Gruber in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Pedophilia creates strange bedfellows.
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Is this not Dean Kamen? CNN says the man on the left is "unidentified."
December 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Maybe this is a xennial thing, but your phone making a sound or you talking to your phone is very cringe.
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The US housing crisis hits women twice as hard, keeping many bound to abusive situations.
December 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
“Architects” precariously perched about a teetering beam of metal in the air.

What could go wrong?

🤷‍♂️

#AI
December 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Just got Proton Sheets. Thanks santa!

@proton.me #ProtonMail
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If we taxed the rich at FDR levels today we could…

1. End homelessness
2. Eliminate food insecurity
3. Wipe all federal student loan debt
4. Erase all medical debt
5. Replace every lead water pipe
6. Fund universal childcare
7. Provide free community college…

#TaxTheRich
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Hoarding in a starving world is evil. Ask any ape.

#EatTheRich #NoWar #ClassWar
December 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
This shit-burger of an administration is burning on teflon Don. He’s hoping some Venezuelan oil will loosen the charred turd patty.

💩 🔥🛢️

#NoWar #ClassWar
December 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Clearly the evil Venezuelans are behind high US grocery prices, low wages and the delay in releasing the Epstein List.
a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .
ALT: a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
None of these gerrymanders look anything like a salamander.
a 3d model of a lizard standing on its hind legs .
ALT: a 3d model of a lizard standing on its hind legs .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Trump is ceding the energy war to China.

#Solar
December 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Only 9 shopping days left until the Epstein File deadline.

#PedoPOTUS
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
It would seem the reason for the season is the shareholder.

#Capitalism
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I like NA beverages as long as they don’t cost more than the alcoholic beverages.
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM