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This desire to compensate people for the work they produce feels antiquated, almost like a job, which is a nice way of viewing writers.
This desire to compensate people for the work they produce feels antiquated, almost like a job, which is a nice way of viewing writers.
Big Score Lit
Big Score Lit pays for submitted pieces with actual currency.
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January 14, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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This desire to compensate people for the work they produce feels antiquated, almost like a job, which is a nice way of viewing writers.
This desire to compensate people for the work they produce feels antiquated, almost like a job, which is a nice way of viewing writers.
The Internet is a dead mall and I am illegally squatting inside of it
January 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The Internet is a dead mall and I am illegally squatting inside of it
If you have reached out regarding a review, please be patient. Beach Sloth is a small organization that has limited staff.
January 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
If you have reached out regarding a review, please be patient. Beach Sloth is a small organization that has limited staff.
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Easter brings children and rabbits together. Are they friends or enemies? The candy indicates friendship, but what if it is a bribe?
Easter brings children and rabbits together. Are they friends or enemies? The candy indicates friendship, but what if it is a bribe?
Herman by Jack Ludkey
Mazes are a must. We have limited space in the gardens. Children can be challenging to understand. All children deserve parents, but not all parents deserve children. They are created unequal. Roughly...
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January 12, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Easter brings children and rabbits together. Are they friends or enemies? The candy indicates friendship, but what if it is a bribe?
Easter brings children and rabbits together. Are they friends or enemies? The candy indicates friendship, but what if it is a bribe?
I am eating Lean Cuisine because I hate myself and don't believe I should have nice things
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I am eating Lean Cuisine because I hate myself and don't believe I should have nice things
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For those unaware, the 1994 Mitsubishi Galant is the sexiest fucking car in existence. They no longer make it because it was just that damned sexy
For those unaware, the 1994 Mitsubishi Galant is the sexiest fucking car in existence. They no longer make it because it was just that damned sexy
01.11.2026
Good Morning,
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January 11, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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For those unaware, the 1994 Mitsubishi Galant is the sexiest fucking car in existence. They no longer make it because it was just that damned sexy
For those unaware, the 1994 Mitsubishi Galant is the sexiest fucking car in existence. They no longer make it because it was just that damned sexy
I really do feel like a sloth today.
January 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I really do feel like a sloth today.
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I want to get this for the album artwork alone. These graphics are wild. Riot Season does such good, underrated work.
I want to get this for the album artwork alone. These graphics are wild. Riot Season does such good, underrated work.
Mother Give Your Children Sanity, by CODEX SERAFINI
6 track album
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January 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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I want to get this for the album artwork alone. These graphics are wild. Riot Season does such good, underrated work.
I want to get this for the album artwork alone. These graphics are wild. Riot Season does such good, underrated work.
Question for publishers - can you include album art within a book if it is a book review kind of thing?
January 9, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Question for publishers - can you include album art within a book if it is a book review kind of thing?
Phase I, by Zone Null [Burkhard Beins & Tony Elieh]
4 track album
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January 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
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January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
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Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
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January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
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Hey asshole, make room in your heart for whimsy
January 7, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Hey asshole, make room in your heart for whimsy
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Many years ago, the Spice Girls sang about what happens when two become one. Quite the masterful lyricists, they were referring to sex. For those who remember the 90s, the 90s were a horny time.
Many years ago, the Spice Girls sang about what happens when two become one. Quite the masterful lyricists, they were referring to sex. For those who remember the 90s, the 90s were a horny time.
[EXIT MEDEA INTO THE KITCHEN] by Odelia Wu
Cravens form when you blend a crow and a raven.
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January 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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Many years ago, the Spice Girls sang about what happens when two become one. Quite the masterful lyricists, they were referring to sex. For those who remember the 90s, the 90s were a horny time.
Many years ago, the Spice Girls sang about what happens when two become one. Quite the masterful lyricists, they were referring to sex. For those who remember the 90s, the 90s were a horny time.
2026 is shaping up interestingly
January 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
2026 is shaping up interestingly
I want to write the Great American novel and pack it full of 42,000 music references, thus ensuring no film adaptation could ever be made.
January 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I want to write the Great American novel and pack it full of 42,000 music references, thus ensuring no film adaptation could ever be made.
Would anybody be interested in a curated literary list for BlueSky? I realize the musicians are pretty well organized, but writers rarely have that same impulse.
January 6, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Would anybody be interested in a curated literary list for BlueSky? I realize the musicians are pretty well organized, but writers rarely have that same impulse.
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If you want to be relevant, cool, hip, respectable, there are specific paths to travel. This is why certain professions get distinguishing marks. Notice how cops often have a distinctive mustache, or how members of the air force sometimes wear pajamas?
If you want to be relevant, cool, hip, respectable, there are specific paths to travel. This is why certain professions get distinguishing marks. Notice how cops often have a distinctive mustache, or how members of the air force sometimes wear pajamas?
Vignettes by Conor Hultman
Vignettes by Conor Hultman
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January 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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If you want to be relevant, cool, hip, respectable, there are specific paths to travel. This is why certain professions get distinguishing marks. Notice how cops often have a distinctive mustache, or how members of the air force sometimes wear pajamas?
If you want to be relevant, cool, hip, respectable, there are specific paths to travel. This is why certain professions get distinguishing marks. Notice how cops often have a distinctive mustache, or how members of the air force sometimes wear pajamas?
Some good weird stuff for a sleepy Tuesday soundtrack
January 6, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Some good weird stuff for a sleepy Tuesday soundtrack
Anybody know of good foraging groups to join in the Chicagoland area (once the weather clears up).
So far this seems like the best option I've found:
www.oddproduce.com/foraging-tou...
So far this seems like the best option I've found:
www.oddproduce.com/foraging-tou...
Eat the Neighborhood: Foraging & Wildlife Tours — Odd Produce, Inc.
Eat the Neighborhood: Foraging and Wildlife Tours
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January 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Anybody know of good foraging groups to join in the Chicagoland area (once the weather clears up).
So far this seems like the best option I've found:
www.oddproduce.com/foraging-tou...
So far this seems like the best option I've found:
www.oddproduce.com/foraging-tou...