MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

@schumer.senate.gov start chuckin' shoes at em

How I sit waiting for you to realise you’ve been poisoned

Congressional delegation outside USAID now: “We are here to shed a light on a crime unfolding before our eyes.”

Members of Congress going into the US Agency for International Development!