Bary Garlow
@beansinyourbum.bsky.social
31 yo squirrel friend :3
Not here to debate you
They/Them
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Not here to debate you
They/Them
🫘🐿️🫘🐿️
Just had your boss on the phone and told him you don't have to go in tomorrow
February 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Just had your boss on the phone and told him you don't have to go in tomorrow
Something I've noticed with Labour supporters is when they run out of arguments there's a 100% chance they'll just start saying something like "I post under my real name" like it's some kind of gotcha
February 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Something I've noticed with Labour supporters is when they run out of arguments there's a 100% chance they'll just start saying something like "I post under my real name" like it's some kind of gotcha
Upper age limits for voting in general elections should be a thing. That generation has caused so much damage not just to this country but to the world with their simplistic understanding of politics
February 4, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Upper age limits for voting in general elections should be a thing. That generation has caused so much damage not just to this country but to the world with their simplistic understanding of politics
I wish I could like sit down and read a real book but too many words bad for Bary brain
February 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I wish I could like sit down and read a real book but too many words bad for Bary brain
Seriously though why do sensibles find it so hard to understand that if you act like a cunt towards people they're obviously going to call you a cunt
February 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Seriously though why do sensibles find it so hard to understand that if you act like a cunt towards people they're obviously going to call you a cunt
UK libs are employing the strategy that lost US libs the election. Throwing tantrums and saying "hope you enjoy the camps" to marginalised groups
February 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
UK libs are employing the strategy that lost US libs the election. Throwing tantrums and saying "hope you enjoy the camps" to marginalised groups
This guy looks like my bio grandad. My bio grandad is a nonce. What I'm saying is this guy looks like a nonce
Greens aren’t going to win the next election. It’s either Labour or Reform Ltd. If you vote against Labour then you’re voting for fascism. Your move.
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
This guy looks like my bio grandad. My bio grandad is a nonce. What I'm saying is this guy looks like a nonce
Lmao the NHS won't let me order my meds again until I do a blood test. Little do they know I'm more afraid of needles than I am of being sectioned
February 4, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Lmao the NHS won't let me order my meds again until I do a blood test. Little do they know I'm more afraid of needles than I am of being sectioned
AND GARETH GATES ONLY COVERED SPIRIT IN THE SKY!?! WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME!?
My whole life has been a lie. What do you mean Madcon only covered Beggin' and it's not an original!?
February 4, 2026 at 8:48 PM
AND GARETH GATES ONLY COVERED SPIRIT IN THE SKY!?! WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME!?
My whole life has been a lie. What do you mean Madcon only covered Beggin' and it's not an original!?
February 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
My whole life has been a lie. What do you mean Madcon only covered Beggin' and it's not an original!?
What's with all the bad takes today. Mate I don't care if you think this nonce shit is "a distraction" fuck off. They need to be sorted out either fucking way
February 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
What's with all the bad takes today. Mate I don't care if you think this nonce shit is "a distraction" fuck off. They need to be sorted out either fucking way
Insta just sent me a notification of some pro-listening-to-the-voices cunt and like to me that's just as bad as the pro-ana cunts
February 4, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Insta just sent me a notification of some pro-listening-to-the-voices cunt and like to me that's just as bad as the pro-ana cunts
My favourite thing to do is sing hippy music in Goofy's voice hyuck
February 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
My favourite thing to do is sing hippy music in Goofy's voice hyuck
Music was so easy to make back then. Like you just made random noises like Do Wah Diddy when you can't think up some lyrics
February 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Music was so easy to make back then. Like you just made random noises like Do Wah Diddy when you can't think up some lyrics
These boys do seem to spend a lot of time at the beach
February 4, 2026 at 8:05 PM
These boys do seem to spend a lot of time at the beach
Something tells me I'm into something good (posting)
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Something tells me I'm into something good (posting)
Hey Baby is a fucking tune mate
February 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Hey Baby is a fucking tune mate
A lot of these 60s bands are casually singing about sexually assaulting women and like what
February 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
A lot of these 60s bands are casually singing about sexually assaulting women and like what
They're called The Kinks but I bet they've only ever done missionary
February 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
They're called The Kinks but I bet they've only ever done missionary
Impressing myself by going higher than Frankie Valli
February 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Impressing myself by going higher than Frankie Valli
Weirdly didn't realise You Can't Hurry Love was this old
February 4, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Weirdly didn't realise You Can't Hurry Love was this old
The 60s weren't real. No way there's a song called Little Willy
February 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
The 60s weren't real. No way there's a song called Little Willy
90s music is boring me now so we're going prehistoric with 60s music
February 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
90s music is boring me now so we're going prehistoric with 60s music