Bary Garlow
@beansinyourbum.bsky.social
31 yo squirrel friend :3
Not here to debate you
They/Them
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Not here to debate you
They/Them
🫘🐿️🫘🐿️
Reposted by Bary Garlow
NEW VIDEO: In 1974 Barbra Streisand started dating her hairdresser. 25 years later Will Smith fights a giant mechanical spider. There's also a videogame. Here's the full story:
youtu.be/tQS1GXzy7Dc
youtu.be/tQS1GXzy7Dc
The Wild Wild West: The Game situation is... well...
YouTube video by Alien Bob
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February 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
NEW VIDEO: In 1974 Barbra Streisand started dating her hairdresser. 25 years later Will Smith fights a giant mechanical spider. There's also a videogame. Here's the full story:
youtu.be/tQS1GXzy7Dc
youtu.be/tQS1GXzy7Dc
If "don't use AI" is a luxury position explain how I, a lower class unemployment, uneducated loser managed to make a decent living for nearly 10 years by fucking learning a skill without using the nonce machine
February 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
If "don't use AI" is a luxury position explain how I, a lower class unemployment, uneducated loser managed to make a decent living for nearly 10 years by fucking learning a skill without using the nonce machine
The beef between the UK and US could be sorted out easily if we both just stopped electing cunts
February 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
The beef between the UK and US could be sorted out easily if we both just stopped electing cunts
The only place in the UK I won't take in a fight is Northern Ireland and that's because us English wankers have fucked that place up enough already
February 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
The only place in the UK I won't take in a fight is Northern Ireland and that's because us English wankers have fucked that place up enough already
Been a while but I could take Scotland in a fight
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Been a while but I could take Scotland in a fight
I need to visit Scotland but idek what are the good places to visit other than loch Ness to steal your hidden treasure
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I need to visit Scotland but idek what are the good places to visit other than loch Ness to steal your hidden treasure
You should all meet up in Sheffield so we can get pissed/high and feed the squirrels
February 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
You should all meet up in Sheffield so we can get pissed/high and feed the squirrels
It's like my dad always used to say ""
February 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
It's like my dad always used to say ""
Not to brag but I'm immune to colds, flu and COVID. Like I've not had anything I'm decades
February 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Not to brag but I'm immune to colds, flu and COVID. Like I've not had anything I'm decades
If you don't know what I'm on about don't ask me because I have no fucking idea either
February 6, 2026 at 7:04 PM
If you don't know what I'm on about don't ask me because I have no fucking idea either
Be our guest be our guest put your cock against my chest
February 6, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Be our guest be our guest put your cock against my chest
I'll never forgive these AI tech bros for reanimating Robin Williams
February 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I'll never forgive these AI tech bros for reanimating Robin Williams
I really don't get incels. Like yeah the shaggin' isn't bad but the best part is being besties with your ex and you can kinda do that without the shaggin'
February 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I really don't get incels. Like yeah the shaggin' isn't bad but the best part is being besties with your ex and you can kinda do that without the shaggin'
You can Hakuna Matatas bby
February 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
You can Hakuna Matatas bby
Hakuna Matata. It means no cumshots for the rest of your days!
February 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Hakuna Matata. It means no cumshots for the rest of your days!
Like my favourite Disney movie is Beauty and the Beast but idk. The "good guy" a bit of a prick locking up that lass
February 6, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Like my favourite Disney movie is Beauty and the Beast but idk. The "good guy" a bit of a prick locking up that lass
No one shags like Gaston no one cucks like Gaston no one's dick is as incredibly thick as Gaston's
February 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
No one shags like Gaston no one cucks like Gaston no one's dick is as incredibly thick as Gaston's
Disney songs that slap harder than your mam last night
February 6, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Disney songs that slap harder than your mam last night
Suddenly Seymour!
February 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Suddenly Seymour!
We're on to theatre music!
February 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
We're on to theatre music!
If I were a rich them, all day long I'd biddy biddy bum. In the queer way ofc
February 6, 2026 at 6:29 PM
If I were a rich them, all day long I'd biddy biddy bum. In the queer way ofc
Has anyone here wondered how our pal Horse even types with hooves? Like I don't think horses can type
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Has anyone here wondered how our pal Horse even types with hooves? Like I don't think horses can type
If I wrote a book it'd be about the story of big bollocks billy
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
If I wrote a book it'd be about the story of big bollocks billy
Hey I'm Doug dimmadome of the dimsdale dimmadome
February 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Hey I'm Doug dimmadome of the dimsdale dimmadome
Once I said that shagging Sonic must be a thrill and everyone was like "omg sonic fans are BEASTS" like whatever bro like you've never wanted to shag Sonic
February 6, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Once I said that shagging Sonic must be a thrill and everyone was like "omg sonic fans are BEASTS" like whatever bro like you've never wanted to shag Sonic