Bary Garlow
@beansinyourbum.bsky.social
31 yo squirrel friend :3
Not here to debate you
They/Them
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Not here to debate you
They/Them
🫘🐿️🫘🐿️
Yeah but the way Bill Compton says Sookie that one time is kinda hot
February 8, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Yeah but the way Bill Compton says Sookie that one time is kinda hot
I'd batter that "hello my darling" frog
February 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I'd batter that "hello my darling" frog
Trying to get back into the habit of sleeping on the floor instead of the sofa and no I will not sleep in the bed
February 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Trying to get back into the habit of sleeping on the floor instead of the sofa and no I will not sleep in the bed
Just disappointed they haven't made a real Jurassic Park yet
February 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Just disappointed they haven't made a real Jurassic Park yet
I bet they're playing on an indoor bowls green too
February 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I bet they're playing on an indoor bowls green too
I need more musicals in my life
February 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I need more musicals in my life
I smoked a super bowl once
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I smoked a super bowl once
Never lost a fight to a super bowl
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Never lost a fight to a super bowl
I have no idea what this means. Have I been owned or is this just a random arse comment?
February 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I have no idea what this means. Have I been owned or is this just a random arse comment?
That was fun
Alright time to watch The Sabrina Carpenter Show featuring those puppet pricks
February 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
That was fun
This frog prick can sing I guess
February 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
This frog prick can sing I guess
Do you think Gonzo ever used his nose to.. you know
February 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Do you think Gonzo ever used his nose to.. you know
Alright time to watch The Sabrina Carpenter Show featuring those puppet pricks
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Alright time to watch The Sabrina Carpenter Show featuring those puppet pricks
Feel like I've been mugged. That food should've cost like 13 quid max
February 8, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Feel like I've been mugged. That food should've cost like 13 quid max
The thing that shames me most in life is never beating the ender dragon
February 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
The thing that shames me most in life is never beating the ender dragon
I'd rather read something with some soul in it
“If I can generate a book in a day, and you need six months to write a book, who’s going to win the race?” God this is bleak
The New Fabio Is Claude
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I'd rather read something with some soul in it
Okay now with that pillock gone Starmer has no excuses left for making the country worse
February 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Okay now with that pillock gone Starmer has no excuses left for making the country worse
25 quid on 1 fish and chips and 1 battered sausage 🥲
February 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
25 quid on 1 fish and chips and 1 battered sausage 🥲
I fucking love when Chinese takeaways do puns in their names
February 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I fucking love when Chinese takeaways do puns in their names
That Matt Ford fella is VERY funny and EXTREMELY handsome
February 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
That Matt Ford fella is VERY funny and EXTREMELY handsome
Starmer hasn't kicked any of the dodgy lot out of the party. He's always said they have his full confidence and then they decide to leave in their own
February 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Starmer hasn't kicked any of the dodgy lot out of the party. He's always said they have his full confidence and then they decide to leave in their own
Just had a Minecraft mod idea. Gonna make villagers sound like they're having a sexy orgasm instead of their usual weird noise
February 8, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Just had a Minecraft mod idea. Gonna make villagers sound like they're having a sexy orgasm instead of their usual weird noise
Some say their chippy tea order is enough to feed a small village but I say that's an appetiser
February 8, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Some say their chippy tea order is enough to feed a small village but I say that's an appetiser
This person is a dang LIAR! They're actually getting a long overdue chippy tea!
It comes with great sadness that I must announce that I'm gonna get a kebab box tonight
February 8, 2026 at 3:52 PM
This person is a dang LIAR! They're actually getting a long overdue chippy tea!