Bary Garlow
@beansinyourbum.bsky.social
31 yo squirrel friend :3
Not here to debate you
They/Them
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Not here to debate you
They/Them
🫘🐿️🫘🐿️
Everything is too dang expensive!
February 5, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Everything is too dang expensive!
Also don't smoke banana peel or tea leafs. Total waste of time and whoever came up with that is a dang liar!
February 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Also don't smoke banana peel or tea leafs. Total waste of time and whoever came up with that is a dang liar!
I spent most of my teen years smoking every plant I could find just to see if it gets you high and to save you all the trouble, hardly anything even touches you
February 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I spent most of my teen years smoking every plant I could find just to see if it gets you high and to save you all the trouble, hardly anything even touches you
I just want to get drunk on a roof with some mates again. It's been like 15 years since I got drunk on a roof
February 5, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I just want to get drunk on a roof with some mates again. It's been like 15 years since I got drunk on a roof
THEY'LL NEVER STOP ME!
The Winter Olympics Will Make Sure Nobody Cheats By Injecting Their Penis With Acid
Are Ski Jumpers Injecting Acid Into Their Penises? Probably not
A report claims some ski jumpers are injecting hyaluronic acid to cheat this year
kotaku.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:29 PM
THEY'LL NEVER STOP ME!
Nvm I just discovered this hip new band called Hot Mulligan and even though some of it sounds like they're stereotyping my generation of emo they're still not bad
Is there like still emo bands or have they all died out?
February 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Nvm I just discovered this hip new band called Hot Mulligan and even though some of it sounds like they're stereotyping my generation of emo they're still not bad
Like I don't *actually* have to get up at 6am but I do spiritually (gotta get to the shop before it gets busy)
February 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Like I don't *actually* have to get up at 6am but I do spiritually (gotta get to the shop before it gets busy)
Is there like still emo bands or have they all died out?
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Is there like still emo bands or have they all died out?
Hollywood Ununalive
February 5, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Hollywood Ununalive
The internet is for posting every thought that comes into your head and nothing else
February 5, 2026 at 9:10 PM
The internet is for posting every thought that comes into your head and nothing else
I know what you're all thinking and the answer is, I would if I could
I have a theory that any dick haver who manages to suck themselves off gains immortality. This is why God made it so hard to do
February 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I know what you're all thinking and the answer is, I would if I could
The ruling class across the globe needs to be taken round back and be.. sorted out
February 5, 2026 at 8:53 PM
The ruling class across the globe needs to be taken round back and be.. sorted out
Trying to remember the name of like a PS2 or 360 or whatever game where you play as a sentient tank and you can upgrade yourself to have wings and shit
February 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Trying to remember the name of like a PS2 or 360 or whatever game where you play as a sentient tank and you can upgrade yourself to have wings and shit
I have a theory that any dick haver who manages to suck themselves off gains immortality. This is why God made it so hard to do
February 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I have a theory that any dick haver who manages to suck themselves off gains immortality. This is why God made it so hard to do
Hearing rumours that Sega are getting back into the console business. Watch this space
February 5, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Hearing rumours that Sega are getting back into the console business. Watch this space
Minecraft, a 17 year old game has 87 unique mobs while Hytale, a few week old game has over 200
February 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Minecraft, a 17 year old game has 87 unique mobs while Hytale, a few week old game has over 200
I could be prime minister, if I felt like it
February 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I could be prime minister, if I felt like it
Wait a minute hedgehogs don't go fast.. Sega are lying to us!!
February 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Wait a minute hedgehogs don't go fast.. Sega are lying to us!!
Forgot to pause the game but the headphones are indicating that I'm being killed. Can I have a poo in peace please!
February 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Forgot to pause the game but the headphones are indicating that I'm being killed. Can I have a poo in peace please!
Also I've noticed none of you have said well done bary for being big brave and going into the caves
February 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Also I've noticed none of you have said well done bary for being big brave and going into the caves
The hardest part of any survival game is deciding where to build your house
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 PM
The hardest part of any survival game is deciding where to build your house
It's not often i stream but tempted to do it for Hytale just so i can convince more people to play it with me
February 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
It's not often i stream but tempted to do it for Hytale just so i can convince more people to play it with me
Look at this ugly fucker i found living in a cave!
February 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Look at this ugly fucker i found living in a cave!
It's so weird going from a keyboard with tall keys back to one that would be main attraction of flat fuck Friday
February 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
It's so weird going from a keyboard with tall keys back to one that would be main attraction of flat fuck Friday