Bary Garlow
@beansinyourbum.bsky.social
31 yo squirrel friend :3
Not here to debate you
They/Them
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Not here to debate you
They/Them
🫘🐿️🫘🐿️
Geoffs are just fake Jeffs
February 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Geoffs are just fake Jeffs
Getting knocked out in a fight actually means you win because that slow motion fall to the ground is priceless
February 9, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Getting knocked out in a fight actually means you win because that slow motion fall to the ground is priceless
Politicians all get training on how to talk to the public and yet they're all pretty shit at it. I'd be getting my money back if I were them
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Politicians all get training on how to talk to the public and yet they're all pretty shit at it. I'd be getting my money back if I were them
Thank the gods it's Friday tomorrow
February 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Thank the gods it's Friday tomorrow
If big business leaders can't tell that musk is just constantly chatting shit they kinda deserve to lose all their money on one of his scams
February 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
If big business leaders can't tell that musk is just constantly chatting shit they kinda deserve to lose all their money on one of his scams
It's cute when American students are like "Brits wouldn't survive a frat party". Mate I could've out drank you when I was 8
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
It's cute when American students are like "Brits wouldn't survive a frat party". Mate I could've out drank you when I was 8
You ever have a memory of the past where a family member said something to you that you didn't think much of at the time but now you're like "hey that cunt was being homophobic"
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
You ever have a memory of the past where a family member said something to you that you didn't think much of at the time but now you're like "hey that cunt was being homophobic"
My guilty pleasure is occasionally going to the local pub just to get a glass of the expensive whisky. One day I'll be super fancy and have a hamlet cigar with it
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
My guilty pleasure is occasionally going to the local pub just to get a glass of the expensive whisky. One day I'll be super fancy and have a hamlet cigar with it
They never let Barnsley FC play against the big teams because they know we'd wipe the floor with them
February 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
They never let Barnsley FC play against the big teams because they know we'd wipe the floor with them
They should invent a whiskey that's cheap but tastes good
February 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
They should invent a whiskey that's cheap but tastes good
All these skeets that I got, I'm still I'm still Bary from the block
February 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
All these skeets that I got, I'm still I'm still Bary from the block
Got a letter summoning me to see the mental health team doctor at their centre and they can fuck right off. I might be half comfortable walking around locally but that's way too far away for me to manage
February 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Got a letter summoning me to see the mental health team doctor at their centre and they can fuck right off. I might be half comfortable walking around locally but that's way too far away for me to manage
Little bit of anger came out when I heard the crowd reaction to that person heckling the king. This country is so cucked to a family that spent centuries brutalising everyone under their rule
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Little bit of anger came out when I heard the crowd reaction to that person heckling the king. This country is so cucked to a family that spent centuries brutalising everyone under their rule
So you all know what to get me for my birthday when it comes around
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
So you all know what to get me for my birthday when it comes around
It's gonna be funny when the housing people pull up my floorboards and find all the mushrooms
February 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
It's gonna be funny when the housing people pull up my floorboards and find all the mushrooms
I used to be medicated for ADHD but decided the tablets tasted funny and now my mind is free
February 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I used to be medicated for ADHD but decided the tablets tasted funny and now my mind is free
My hyper mind wants to watch YouTube, Listen to an audiobook and listen to music all at the same time but I don't think that's humanly possible
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 PM
My hyper mind wants to watch YouTube, Listen to an audiobook and listen to music all at the same time but I don't think that's humanly possible
Forgot all about Ghetto Superstar and it still slaps
February 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Forgot all about Ghetto Superstar and it still slaps
"every fight I've ever been in, I've won"
Yeah because you won't even respond to my challenges! Coward!
Yeah because you won't even respond to my challenges! Coward!
BREAKING: Keir Starmer tells Labour MPs that he is "not prepared to walk away" from power or "plunge us into chaos" as previous prime ministers have done.
PM says that "every fight I've ever been in, I have won" and that this time will be no different - despite his detractors
PM says that "every fight I've ever been in, I have won" and that this time will be no different - despite his detractors
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
"every fight I've ever been in, I've won"
Yeah because you won't even respond to my challenges! Coward!
Yeah because you won't even respond to my challenges! Coward!
Don't like Elton John. Just so you know
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Don't like Elton John. Just so you know
"that does it all" oh yeah, can it play Blu-ray?
1974: Features, Audio Equipment and Accessories from Tandy
(+Six-Position Selector Switch; Vu Meter For Each Channel; Pushbutton Tape Function Control; Slide-Rule Am/Fm Tuning; Jacks For Live Stereo Recording; 6 Glide-Path Linear Controls; Record-Mode Interlock; Power On/Off Pushbutton, and more)
(+Six-Position Selector Switch; Vu Meter For Each Channel; Pushbutton Tape Function Control; Slide-Rule Am/Fm Tuning; Jacks For Live Stereo Recording; 6 Glide-Path Linear Controls; Record-Mode Interlock; Power On/Off Pushbutton, and more)
February 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
"that does it all" oh yeah, can it play Blu-ray?
You're telling me this kitten is atomic!?
February 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
You're telling me this kitten is atomic!?
I wonder if that Daniel Bedingfield fella managed to get through it
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I wonder if that Daniel Bedingfield fella managed to get through it
Listening to Craig David to remind me what the days of the week are called
February 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Listening to Craig David to remind me what the days of the week are called
so many replies to that Bluesky feature post asking "what are drafts?" And I feel if you haven't figured that out you should probably avoid the internet
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
so many replies to that Bluesky feature post asking "what are drafts?" And I feel if you haven't figured that out you should probably avoid the internet