Bary Garlow
@beansinyourbum.bsky.social
31 yo squirrel friend :3
Not here to debate you
They/Them
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Not here to debate you
They/Them
🫘🐿️🫘🐿️
At least the Jurassic Park reboot had new content even if it wasn't the best. This Harry Potter shite is just the exact same thing it was 20 years ago
February 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
At least the Jurassic Park reboot had new content even if it wasn't the best. This Harry Potter shite is just the exact same thing it was 20 years ago
Like it's weird. From their music you'd think The Midnight Beast lads would be wankers but everything I've seen of them since says they're sound af
February 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Like it's weird. From their music you'd think The Midnight Beast lads would be wankers but everything I've seen of them since says they're sound af
Reposted by Bary Garlow
February 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
It's just like S Club 7 said: Don't Stop Posting
February 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
It's just like S Club 7 said: Don't Stop Posting
I think the astronauts are lying to us. At least some of them must've shagged in space
February 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I think the astronauts are lying to us. At least some of them must've shagged in space
Imagine being able to look at Athena's drafts though
February 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Imagine being able to look at Athena's drafts though
Like Nicolas Cage I'm also afraid of bees
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Like Nicolas Cage I'm also afraid of bees
I'd ride that big space worm so hard
February 10, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I'd ride that big space worm so hard
The problem with having long thick curly hair is having to pull it out of the plug every week
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The problem with having long thick curly hair is having to pull it out of the plug every week
Boomers learn what a bot is already
February 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Boomers learn what a bot is already
🎵 why does it always rain on me 🎵
because I'm in FUCKING ENGLAND
because I'm in FUCKING ENGLAND
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
🎵 why does it always rain on me 🎵
because I'm in FUCKING ENGLAND
because I'm in FUCKING ENGLAND
Like surely at some point even the Potter diehards are going to get sick of this shit
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Like surely at some point even the Potter diehards are going to get sick of this shit
Remember to take a shower this month Gamers, we don't want a repeat of the last 6 months
February 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Remember to take a shower this month Gamers, we don't want a repeat of the last 6 months
Where's me fuckin pronouns gone!?
February 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Where's me fuckin pronouns gone!?
I'm a sensible adult
February 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I'm a sensible adult
If I see a doorbell camera recording me I'm smashing that shit with a brick
February 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
If I see a doorbell camera recording me I'm smashing that shit with a brick
My new hobby is giving Google Play apps 1 star reviews when I find out the company is dogshit
February 10, 2026 at 7:06 PM
My new hobby is giving Google Play apps 1 star reviews when I find out the company is dogshit
Like everyone knew Labour was full of wrong'uns but Jesus fuck this is getting ridiculous now
February 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Like everyone knew Labour was full of wrong'uns but Jesus fuck this is getting ridiculous now
You'll never need more than 64kb of RAM
February 10, 2026 at 6:11 PM
You'll never need more than 64kb of RAM
Tesco boss talking about joblessness like they give jobs out easy. Mate you used to be the place students went to get into the job market but now you don't stand a chance of being employed by them unless you know someone who already works there
February 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Tesco boss talking about joblessness like they give jobs out easy. Mate you used to be the place students went to get into the job market but now you don't stand a chance of being employed by them unless you know someone who already works there
I just completed the winter Olympics mate
February 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I just completed the winter Olympics mate
Legally speaking if someone leaves floating trees in Minecraft you're allowed to redact them
February 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Legally speaking if someone leaves floating trees in Minecraft you're allowed to redact them
I'd probably save a fortune on baccy if I just had normal sized rollies instead of joint sized ones when I'm not smoking weed
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I'd probably save a fortune on baccy if I just had normal sized rollies instead of joint sized ones when I'm not smoking weed