Katie ⚔️
@lovejoyactual.bsky.social
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temporarily embarrassed condottiere.
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it’s a tongs face or nothing i’m afraid, times are hard
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gonna start a conspiracy that purple aki was mr motivator’s brother
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noel and blobby were the lahey and randy of our day
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tiny contact wheels for our grinder
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imagine if we had tongs instead of faces tho
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new toy day in the workshopppp
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if i didn’t know this guy was selling weed, i would have some questions about this text
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i was only drinking it ‘cos i hat an iced latte with it once and it was habit forming but i’m not even convinced it was that nice, i think i was just really thirsty when i ordered it
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i already think oat milk is too gruel-adjacent, if it isn’t literally gruel
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nah the EU did it so it’s because of woke
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skipping the oat milk and going back to basics by just putting some actual oats in my tea
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i hope you’re all going to enjoy your plant-based tubes in crusty mulch
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she licked my armpit when i picked her up so i told her it was gross and now she’s pulling this face
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i could get up to so much weird shit if i had a smoothie maker (or any other kind of blender)
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i’ll only tolerate the greasiest lumps, that’s what everybody says about me when it’s quiet
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i’d send the swiss guard after the nonces with pikes tho, that could be my papal legacy
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many have tried but it is actually impossible to stop me from posting, i will find a way
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maybe i haven’t gone far enough, maybe i can put some curry powder in to make like… peanut butter chai