Katie ⚔️
@lovejoyactual.bsky.social
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temporarily embarrassed condottiere.
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lovejoyactual.bsky.social
i was only drinking it ‘cos i hat an iced latte with it once and it was habit forming but i’m not even convinced it was that nice, i think i was just really thirsty when i ordered it
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i already think oat milk is too gruel-adjacent, if it isn’t literally gruel
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nah the EU did it so it’s because of woke
lovejoyactual.bsky.social
skipping the oat milk and going back to basics by just putting some actual oats in my tea
lovejoyactual.bsky.social
i hope you’re all going to enjoy your plant-based tubes in crusty mulch
lovejoyactual.bsky.social
she licked my armpit when i picked her up so i told her it was gross and now she’s pulling this face
lovejoyactual.bsky.social
i could get up to so much weird shit if i had a smoothie maker (or any other kind of blender)
lovejoyactual.bsky.social
i’ll only tolerate the greasiest lumps, that’s what everybody says about me when it’s quiet
lovejoyactual.bsky.social
i’d send the swiss guard after the nonces with pikes tho, that could be my papal legacy
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many have tried but it is actually impossible to stop me from posting, i will find a way
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lumpy grease could save me
lovejoyactual.bsky.social
maybe i haven’t gone far enough, maybe i can put some curry powder in to make like… peanut butter chai
lovejoyactual.bsky.social
if i mixed peanut butter with normal butter, would that be really nice or really horrible?
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lovejoyactual.bsky.social
but am i *the* pope? don’t care about all the rest tbh
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to pretend to read from (i can’t read)
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i’m not the pope, glen… actually, *am* i the pope?
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tofusatyr.bsky.social
Class, another right wing nonsense policy that will materially benefit nobody and only exists to appease a fringe of malcontent idiots.
tvpworld.bsky.social
EU lawmakers have voted to ban the use of the term “veggie-burger” and to restrict food descriptions such as steak, escalope, and sausage to products containing meat. The move is part of a proposed regulation intended to protect farmers.
lovejoyactual.bsky.social
less uptake for alternative milks craic on here… currently less uptake for alternative milks in my household tho, i’ve had a spat with the oats.
lovejoyactual.bsky.social
i think i should have a lectern