Bruce P 🐻🏳️🌈🇪🇺🏴🏊🏼♂️
@bearden64.bsky.social
Retired(ish) Agri-hort-systems scientist based in Edinburgh. Views my own and not who I work for (He/Him).
If all you do is repost I’m likely to block you, likewise if you have a blank profile and never post.
If all you do is repost I’m likely to block you, likewise if you have a blank profile and never post.
The desk top is scheduled to arrive 17:44 and 19:44. I’ve dismantled the old desk, vacuumed and done what I can on the build.
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The desk top is scheduled to arrive 17:44 and 19:44. I’ve dismantled the old desk, vacuumed and done what I can on the build.
I fucking hate it when I lose count at the very last 100m. 🤬
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I fucking hate it when I lose count at the very last 100m. 🤬
It’s windy out and recycling day. I think I’ve just heard our bin take off and head to Denmark.
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November 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
It’s windy out and recycling day. I think I’ve just heard our bin take off and head to Denmark.
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DHL just delivered my new height adjustable desk. I’ve a suspicion somethings been left in the van 🤨
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
DHL just delivered my new height adjustable desk. I’ve a suspicion somethings been left in the van 🤨
The week after next I’ve a weeks working with a client in their premises. I’ve not done this since pre-Covid and will need to spend the weekend sorting out what business attire fits.
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November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The week after next I’ve a weeks working with a client in their premises. I’ve not done this since pre-Covid and will need to spend the weekend sorting out what business attire fits.
The good news (well sort of) is because of OHs other health issue they’re delaying his knee op until February which means GC is on.
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The good news (well sort of) is because of OHs other health issue they’re delaying his knee op until February which means GC is on.
Things I’ve never watched .
1. Stranger Things
2. Breaking Bad
1. Stranger Things
2. Breaking Bad
Things I’ve never watched .
1. Stranger Things
1. Stranger Things
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Things I’ve never watched .
1. Stranger Things
2. Breaking Bad
1. Stranger Things
2. Breaking Bad
I’ve worked 3.5 days this week. How I managed 5 days a week I will never understand.
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November 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I’ve worked 3.5 days this week. How I managed 5 days a week I will never understand.
Oops! Just farted in a Teams meeting and my pic got the blue frame around it 😳
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Oops! Just farted in a Teams meeting and my pic got the blue frame around it 😳
Got to my desk to find another VERY passive aggressive email from someone I am working with. I find an aggressive response pointing out their failings always makes me feel better.
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November 27, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Got to my desk to find another VERY passive aggressive email from someone I am working with. I find an aggressive response pointing out their failings always makes me feel better.
Good news is Mackenzie got a date for his knee replacement. The bad news it’s 2 weeks before we are booked to go to GC.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Good news is Mackenzie got a date for his knee replacement. The bad news it’s 2 weeks before we are booked to go to GC.
Oh go on then:
EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW… AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW… AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Oh go on then:
EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW… AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW… AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Today is his actual birthday. I couldn’t get him to put his hat on today though.
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Today is his actual birthday. I couldn’t get him to put his hat on today though.
Waiting to meet with a client. They said they'd be 10 mins late 35 mins ago!
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Waiting to meet with a client. They said they'd be 10 mins late 35 mins ago!
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
The obvious one, Trainspotting, I’ve never liked.
The obvious one, Trainspotting, I’ve never liked.
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
The obvious one, Trainspotting, I’ve never liked.
The obvious one, Trainspotting, I’ve never liked.
Birthday boys party this afternoon. GF base from lickscakedesign.co.uk. and sugar free scone authors own work.
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Birthday boys party this afternoon. GF base from lickscakedesign.co.uk. and sugar free scone authors own work.
Just had evaporated milk with my fruit salad. So much better than cream. You can take the boy out of a council house but not the council house out of the boy.
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November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Just had evaporated milk with my fruit salad. So much better than cream. You can take the boy out of a council house but not the council house out of the boy.
Four Christmas films to know me by.
*there is only one Christmas film worth watching.
*there is only one Christmas film worth watching.
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Four Christmas films to know me by.
*there is only one Christmas film worth watching.
*there is only one Christmas film worth watching.
I love the way I can put Speechify on my iPad and stay in bed while I review documents for the work I need to do later. Since Covid I’ve found listening to the text while reading really improves my focus and comprehension.
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November 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I love the way I can put Speechify on my iPad and stay in bed while I review documents for the work I need to do later. Since Covid I’ve found listening to the text while reading really improves my focus and comprehension.
Not to brag but I think this 8” will make my husband very happy once it’s creamed up.
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Not to brag but I think this 8” will make my husband very happy once it’s creamed up.
Mackenzie turns 80 next Tuesday and has just got a letter from the DWP telling him he’ll get a some extra pension. The extra is 25p/week.
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November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Mackenzie turns 80 next Tuesday and has just got a letter from the DWP telling him he’ll get a some extra pension. The extra is 25p/week.
Completed another evaluation report. 4 to go and I plan to get them done by tomorrow night. That early awakening is taking its toll though so I think I need a nap.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Completed another evaluation report. 4 to go and I plan to get them done by tomorrow night. That early awakening is taking its toll though so I think I need a nap.
Come back to bed and brought Mackenzie tea. He’s called my heated poncho a ‘bed jacket’. Thing is he’s not wrong.
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November 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Come back to bed and brought Mackenzie tea. He’s called my heated poncho a ‘bed jacket’. Thing is he’s not wrong.
There was one entertaining bit in #RPDRUK last night and it was a throwaway right at an edit. Sillexa talking about Taryis and Catrin.
*Its quite the scandal*
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*Its quite the scandal*
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November 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM
There was one entertaining bit in #RPDRUK last night and it was a throwaway right at an edit. Sillexa talking about Taryis and Catrin.
*Its quite the scandal*
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*Its quite the scandal*
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Awake early and couldn't get back to sleep so decided to get up and continue with some work. Its cold in the office and the heated poncho is quite the look!
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Awake early and couldn't get back to sleep so decided to get up and continue with some work. Its cold in the office and the heated poncho is quite the look!