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The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂

@bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social

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No Age in bio = Block MDNI 🔞 5’5” 230lbs, lvl 33 Married to my Significant Otter 🐻‍❄️💜🦦 MS Warrior Chronic Shitposter Occasionally nude & lewd

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The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · Jul 12

I was able to slip away for some alone time for the first time in a while. Hope it’s not too late for #FatCockFriday!

#dadbod #irlnudes #fcf #PiercedCock

A pelfie of me. I am laying in my bathtub. I am holding my erect cock in my right hand. My hairy belly and chest are also featured.

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The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · 7h

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The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · 12h

My birthstone is just a grinder full of kief

Demon Dahlia Rose 🥀 @thedahliaeffect.bsky.social · 16h

My birthstone is just a half full vape cart

Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 16h

My birthstone is just a dense gram of weed

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🖤🫦Emm🫦🖤 @emmxposed.bsky.social · 15h

I stayed up way too late celebrating the Jays win and fucking with the hottest chick I know and I’m just in the best mood today 🖤💙.

I also need to make my daily tip goal today ($50) since I haven’t made anything since Monday… let’s get me paid!
#thighthursday #socks #redhead #thong #tease

Emm in a baggy sweatshirt and grey thigh high socks kneels on her bed

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GothThicc🖤($49.29/$150) @goththicc.bsky.social · 15h

Here's a little peak of thighs in the tub 🫧

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Black and white photo collage of GothThicc thighs in a bubble bath.

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The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · 12h

I meant to post the new Shinesty underwear yesterday but IRL caught up to me once again!

A photo of me from behind. I am showcasing my newest pair of subscription underwear from Shinesty. I forgot what these ones are called, but I’m always in love with their Halloween designs! Sure this one doesn’t glow in the dark, but it is adorned with many funny “Tarot Cards”! My personal favorites are “Boner donor” and “pussy whisperer”. Which one is yours?

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Asthmatic Cub ➡️ CHI 8/1-8/6 @asthmatic-cub.bsky.social · 15h

Good Morning Loves! 😘😘

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The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · 20h

Saved up my “Dad-lowance” and bought myself an upgraded ring light and holy fuck this thing is bright AF.

a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is screaming with his mouth wide open .

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🍂🧡 Good "Ghoul" GG 🧡🍂 @goodgirlgg.bsky.social · 21h

If you can't sleep you can use my pillows...

Cleavage boobs bigboobs ssbbw bbw rolls fatchicks fatbabe fatliberation fatacceptance

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The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · 22h

lol, I’m taking this one and adding it to my meme collection.

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Gurrrl, That's A Bootyhole!

YouTube video by WJKPrimsy

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The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · 1d

So I bought a bath bomb that I hope will

A. Turn the bath water red enough

B. Won’t stain my tub. And trust me I’ve been reading reviews and researching preventatives and after-cleaning.

Red tub = Otter murders me lol.

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Cici @tasteofsweetdeath.bsky.social · 1d

Bloodborne meme showing the doll and vicar Amelia saying girlhood is a spectrum

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The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · 1d

Heehee my new hump day mug was delivered today 😂

My left hand holding a black mug adorned with many different anthropomorphic butts.

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Rosie 🔞 @rosiecheex.bsky.social · 2d

Some #waxplay for today’s #tittytuesday.
#bbw #nsfw #nudes #lewds #tits

A close up of Rosie’s tits, spattered with gold, pink, and white wax

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The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · 2d

I’ll just do it like I did my PA. Quick, no hesitation just do it and don’t think about it quick like ripping off a bandaid lol.

The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · 2d

I’m worried, SIL said they hurt like hell 😱

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The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · 2d

Irony is the fact that I have less typos while buzzed than I do sober.

The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · 2d

*seminekkid

There’s some water and bubble censorship lol

The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · 2d

Also, rstless leg syndrome fucking sucks ass. But the bathing helps. I’m just currently stuck in drunkish shitpost scream into the void mode.

WHEEEEEEEEEE

The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · 2d

Im looking at my nipples and I can’t help but think

Fuck I wanna get these pierced so bad.

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The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · 2d

When the horrors of the workplace get to the point of malt liquor in the tub..

Fuck it. I’m really too lazy to think of anything too descriptive for the alt text. It’s me, drinking four loko in my bathtub. It tastes like bomb pops and regret. Happy TUMMY TUESDAY 🙄

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The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · 2d

Woke up, forgot that I had an unopened string cheese package in my pocket.

So now I have a body-temperature string cheese.

Still ate it though.

The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · 4d

🎶Navy beans navy beans🎶

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The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · 4d

Otter and I had our anniversary dinner, didn’t take any pics of the food cause we both devoured everything we had so fast haha. I did get one for dessert though!

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A photo of our dessert. It is a toffee carrot cake, topped with house-made ice cream and candied orange peels.

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figi 18+ @figifigi.bsky.social · 4d

take a bath with me? :3

#nsfw #ftmkink #gooner #bigclit #hairy #boobs

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The “Blood-Bathing Boorista” 🎃💀🧟🕸️🍂 @bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social · 5d

Not even going to wait until after my shift to make a “horrors of the workplace” post. One of my coworkers got bit, and I’ve been running all over this place putting out fires all damn shift.

The idea of bathtub has never been better.

a bunch of cartoon characters are running down a hallway

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