Bearista’s Overflowing Hornucopia
@bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social
No Age in bio = Block MDNI 🔞
5’5” 230lbs, lvl 33
Married to my Significant Otter 🐻❄️💜🦦
MS Warrior
Chronic Shitposter
Occasionally nude & lewd
5’5” 230lbs, lvl 33
Married to my Significant Otter 🐻❄️💜🦦
MS Warrior
Chronic Shitposter
Occasionally nude & lewd
Pinned
I was able to slip away for some alone time for the first time in a while. Hope it’s not too late for #FatCockFriday!
#dadbod #irlnudes #fcf #PiercedCock
#dadbod #irlnudes #fcf #PiercedCock
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Oh the weather outside is shitty
So c’mere and suck my titty
Drop your pants, I’ll give ya a blow
I’m a hoe
I’m a hoe
I’m a hoe!
🎄💋
So c’mere and suck my titty
Drop your pants, I’ll give ya a blow
I’m a hoe
I’m a hoe
I’m a hoe!
🎄💋
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Oh the weather outside is shitty
So c’mere and suck my titty
Drop your pants, I’ll give ya a blow
I’m a hoe
I’m a hoe
I’m a hoe!
🎄💋
So c’mere and suck my titty
Drop your pants, I’ll give ya a blow
I’m a hoe
I’m a hoe
I’m a hoe!
🎄💋
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*putting lotion on otter after our shower*
🦦: “This is why I hate putting on lotion, there’s so much are to put it on I’m sorry 🥺”.
🐻❄️: “Baby you are a beautiful canvas, and you can call me Bob Ross if you’d like~”.
🦦: “This is why I hate putting on lotion, there’s so much are to put it on I’m sorry 🥺”.
🐻❄️: “Baby you are a beautiful canvas, and you can call me Bob Ross if you’d like~”.
December 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
*putting lotion on otter after our shower*
🦦: “This is why I hate putting on lotion, there’s so much are to put it on I’m sorry 🥺”.
🐻❄️: “Baby you are a beautiful canvas, and you can call me Bob Ross if you’d like~”.
🦦: “This is why I hate putting on lotion, there’s so much are to put it on I’m sorry 🥺”.
🐻❄️: “Baby you are a beautiful canvas, and you can call me Bob Ross if you’d like~”.
After doing some lines of Emergen-C and boofing Piña Colada Liquid IV, it was coffee time
#tummytuesday
#tummytuesday
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
After doing some lines of Emergen-C and boofing Piña Colada Liquid IV, it was coffee time
#tummytuesday
#tummytuesday
After hibernating for an entire day, I woke up completely congested and coughy. Time to bust out the Afrin and other decongestants 😵
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
After hibernating for an entire day, I woke up completely congested and coughy. Time to bust out the Afrin and other decongestants 😵
Finally home after a long ass day of layovers, delays, and our baggage/stroller/car seat taking forever to get to us.
Fuck I missed my own bed.
Fuck I missed my own bed.
garfield is laying on the floor in a box .
ALT: garfield is laying on the floor in a box .
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December 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Finally home after a long ass day of layovers, delays, and our baggage/stroller/car seat taking forever to get to us.
Fuck I missed my own bed.
Fuck I missed my own bed.
Another night facing one of the harsher realities of this little get away that I’m on. My father’s health both physical and mental is deteriorating right before my eyes. I’ve cried myself to sleep every night since we’ve been here and tonight won’t be any different.
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Another night facing one of the harsher realities of this little get away that I’m on. My father’s health both physical and mental is deteriorating right before my eyes. I’ve cried myself to sleep every night since we’ve been here and tonight won’t be any different.
Turtle turtle 🐢
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Turtle turtle 🐢
Proof of life coffee: Warm weather edition.
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Proof of life coffee: Warm weather edition.
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We’ve landed, time for some sun for my pasty ass lol
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
We’ve landed, time for some sun for my pasty ass lol
Only thing that’s good about waking up at the asscrack of dawn is a great cup of coffee.
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Only thing that’s good about waking up at the asscrack of dawn is a great cup of coffee.
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I love when the sun hits my desk in the morning.
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I love when the sun hits my desk in the morning.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
All packed and prepped to go through the inane tedium that is airport travel. If the TSA decides to pull me aside hopefully they at least buy me lunch before they go on ahead and do their extensive whatevers.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
All packed and prepped to go through the inane tedium that is airport travel. If the TSA decides to pull me aside hopefully they at least buy me lunch before they go on ahead and do their extensive whatevers.
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AI racist slop goes right into the wood chipper face first.
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
AI racist slop goes right into the wood chipper face first.
Clean, relaxed, and all packed. Just a couple more days and I’ll be soaking up some sun (while dodging thanksgiving family drama).
#dadbod #irlnudes #tummytuesday
#dadbod #irlnudes #tummytuesday
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Clean, relaxed, and all packed. Just a couple more days and I’ll be soaking up some sun (while dodging thanksgiving family drama).
#dadbod #irlnudes #tummytuesday
#dadbod #irlnudes #tummytuesday
New bot just dropped
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
New bot just dropped
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I'll be completely honest. I have zero motivation to make new content. I need ideas and stuff, and money to get new stuff to make new content with and the money I have goes towards bills, groceries and my kids (hooman and fur babies) I live off disability as my partner works.
Buy my content please😞
Buy my content please😞
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I'll be completely honest. I have zero motivation to make new content. I need ideas and stuff, and money to get new stuff to make new content with and the money I have goes towards bills, groceries and my kids (hooman and fur babies) I live off disability as my partner works.
Buy my content please😞
Buy my content please😞
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This weekend will be devoted entirely to packing and last minute cleaning. We are preparing to visit my parents for thanksgiving
*Thunder rolls ominously in the distance*
⛈️ IN FLOREDA⛈️
*Thunder rolls ominously in the distance*
⛈️ IN FLOREDA⛈️
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This weekend will be devoted entirely to packing and last minute cleaning. We are preparing to visit my parents for thanksgiving
*Thunder rolls ominously in the distance*
⛈️ IN FLOREDA⛈️
*Thunder rolls ominously in the distance*
⛈️ IN FLOREDA⛈️
Right-handed vers is actually accurate
Vers, but only because I wank left handed.
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Right-handed vers is actually accurate