BearPlanet™
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I'm about to start a journey of watching every single movie that's been nominated for any of the Oscars
January 25, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I'm about to start a journey of watching every single movie that's been nominated for any of the Oscars
"No babe, it's not what you think. I'm not cheating on you, I've been taking sex lessons so I can be better for you"
January 24, 2026 at 8:33 PM
"No babe, it's not what you think. I'm not cheating on you, I've been taking sex lessons so I can be better for you"
I'm very thankful that when it comes to tax season, even if it was a small amount, that they've never told I owe them.
The day that happens is the day I resign to going to jail, because I would absolutely refuse to pay.
It's bad enough my income and sales tax goes to a government that isnt -
The day that happens is the day I resign to going to jail, because I would absolutely refuse to pay.
It's bad enough my income and sales tax goes to a government that isnt -
January 24, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I'm very thankful that when it comes to tax season, even if it was a small amount, that they've never told I owe them.
The day that happens is the day I resign to going to jail, because I would absolutely refuse to pay.
It's bad enough my income and sales tax goes to a government that isnt -
The day that happens is the day I resign to going to jail, because I would absolutely refuse to pay.
It's bad enough my income and sales tax goes to a government that isnt -
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I've been getting a lot of skyrim nostalgia videos in my reccs due to a karmic debt
January 23, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I've been getting a lot of skyrim nostalgia videos in my reccs due to a karmic debt
They're making a He-Man movie with jared leto as Skeletor. The trailer just dropped. How does the movie look you ask?
You'd never guess, but it looks very bad
You'd never guess, but it looks very bad
January 22, 2026 at 5:04 PM
They're making a He-Man movie with jared leto as Skeletor. The trailer just dropped. How does the movie look you ask?
You'd never guess, but it looks very bad
You'd never guess, but it looks very bad
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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ramen so good it makes you break the law
January 21, 2026 at 1:44 AM
ramen so good it makes you break the law
I travelled two hours to get to my nearest Chili's with some friends.
Worth it. I'm glad I went. Really good food for a pretty good price, and just a lot of fun hanging out.
But I'm never going to travel that far for it again
Worth it. I'm glad I went. Really good food for a pretty good price, and just a lot of fun hanging out.
But I'm never going to travel that far for it again
January 21, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I travelled two hours to get to my nearest Chili's with some friends.
Worth it. I'm glad I went. Really good food for a pretty good price, and just a lot of fun hanging out.
But I'm never going to travel that far for it again
Worth it. I'm glad I went. Really good food for a pretty good price, and just a lot of fun hanging out.
But I'm never going to travel that far for it again
The best soda I've ever had was celery flavored
people HATE when i tell them i don't like celery. all my life ive hated the flavor of celery. it tastes wrong and weird and like borderline lynchian. and i can always tell when celery has been in something even if u take it out. it's a sicko flavor. and people hate me for speaking the truth
January 19, 2026 at 7:28 PM
The best soda I've ever had was celery flavored
Can we talk about how gross it is that it's incredibly common for retail management, to put their young female employee's on the register, or bring them in to close the sale, with the intent that old men will spend more if they're talking to an attractive young woman
January 19, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Can we talk about how gross it is that it's incredibly common for retail management, to put their young female employee's on the register, or bring them in to close the sale, with the intent that old men will spend more if they're talking to an attractive young woman
I was having an argument with someone in my dream, and I woke up mad as fuck
January 19, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I was having an argument with someone in my dream, and I woke up mad as fuck
It hasn't even been a full month yet, and it takes time to really see the results whether good or bad of governance, but I think Zohran Mamdani might actually be the best mayor NYC has gotten in modern times
Dudes made massive progress and sweeping reform, and it hasn't even been a month
Dudes made massive progress and sweeping reform, and it hasn't even been a month
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It hasn't even been a full month yet, and it takes time to really see the results whether good or bad of governance, but I think Zohran Mamdani might actually be the best mayor NYC has gotten in modern times
Dudes made massive progress and sweeping reform, and it hasn't even been a month
Dudes made massive progress and sweeping reform, and it hasn't even been a month
Sometimes I'll be on my computer, and bored because the internet isn't giving me new content. So I'll switch to my phone, in hopes that the smaller internet will give me content
January 17, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Sometimes I'll be on my computer, and bored because the internet isn't giving me new content. So I'll switch to my phone, in hopes that the smaller internet will give me content
One of my biggest pet peeves in gaming, is when you click on the exit button, and it just takes you to the main menu. I don't think there's ever been a time, that when I selected quit game, that I've wanted to go to the menu. When I say quit game it means I want to quit the game, not go to the menu
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 AM
One of my biggest pet peeves in gaming, is when you click on the exit button, and it just takes you to the main menu. I don't think there's ever been a time, that when I selected quit game, that I've wanted to go to the menu. When I say quit game it means I want to quit the game, not go to the menu
My tax return this year is FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!
This is the lowest amount I have ever gotten in my fucking life!
FUCK TRUMP!!!!!!!!
I really needed that money for a new phone. My current phone is dying and I need one for my job
This is the lowest amount I have ever gotten in my fucking life!
FUCK TRUMP!!!!!!!!
I really needed that money for a new phone. My current phone is dying and I need one for my job
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 PM
My tax return this year is FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!
This is the lowest amount I have ever gotten in my fucking life!
FUCK TRUMP!!!!!!!!
I really needed that money for a new phone. My current phone is dying and I need one for my job
This is the lowest amount I have ever gotten in my fucking life!
FUCK TRUMP!!!!!!!!
I really needed that money for a new phone. My current phone is dying and I need one for my job
Every time I've seen a post where the posts is blocked under the reasoning of "rude account" it's just a post about how they made some delicious soup
January 12, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Every time I've seen a post where the posts is blocked under the reasoning of "rude account" it's just a post about how they made some delicious soup
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Money, chicken, alcohol and women are the 4 food groups.
January 9, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Money, chicken, alcohol and women are the 4 food groups.
I guess Mission: Impossible II's DNA was the strongest in 2025
January 6, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I guess Mission: Impossible II's DNA was the strongest in 2025
"You're complaining about ai, just like older generations complained about computers and the internet"
Yeah. And they were right.
Yeah. And they were right.
January 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
"You're complaining about ai, just like older generations complained about computers and the internet"
Yeah. And they were right.
Yeah. And they were right.
I think my problem with modern music is simply that I'm too old.
Modern music isn't tactile enough. Everything's done on a computer.
Back in the day, music came from playing real instruments. Real talent.
But it's definitely just because I'm old now
Modern music isn't tactile enough. Everything's done on a computer.
Back in the day, music came from playing real instruments. Real talent.
But it's definitely just because I'm old now
January 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I think my problem with modern music is simply that I'm too old.
Modern music isn't tactile enough. Everything's done on a computer.
Back in the day, music came from playing real instruments. Real talent.
But it's definitely just because I'm old now
Modern music isn't tactile enough. Everything's done on a computer.
Back in the day, music came from playing real instruments. Real talent.
But it's definitely just because I'm old now
From your lips to Gods ear
January 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
From your lips to Gods ear
I'll say it. Inigo Montoya can't sing. He should have stayed in the revenge business
January 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I'll say it. Inigo Montoya can't sing. He should have stayed in the revenge business
Happy New Year everyone!
It's kind of disgusting that they couldn't put the countdown on all the billboards to show the countdown. These capitalists pigs can't even give everyone 10 god damned seconds of no ads
It's kind of disgusting that they couldn't put the countdown on all the billboards to show the countdown. These capitalists pigs can't even give everyone 10 god damned seconds of no ads
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Happy New Year everyone!
It's kind of disgusting that they couldn't put the countdown on all the billboards to show the countdown. These capitalists pigs can't even give everyone 10 god damned seconds of no ads
It's kind of disgusting that they couldn't put the countdown on all the billboards to show the countdown. These capitalists pigs can't even give everyone 10 god damned seconds of no ads
Why the fuck are they singing Imagine at the NYC NYE celebration? Don't they know that song is cursed? Why are you bringing that energy into the New Year
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Why the fuck are they singing Imagine at the NYC NYE celebration? Don't they know that song is cursed? Why are you bringing that energy into the New Year
I have a feeling we'll see a resurgence of malls. I keep hearing about the younger generations wanting to be offline. I hear that book sales are rising, app downloads are decreasing.
When it comes to teenagers they have no second place.
Well, there are large buildings virtually empty that is -
When it comes to teenagers they have no second place.
Well, there are large buildings virtually empty that is -
December 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I have a feeling we'll see a resurgence of malls. I keep hearing about the younger generations wanting to be offline. I hear that book sales are rising, app downloads are decreasing.
When it comes to teenagers they have no second place.
Well, there are large buildings virtually empty that is -
When it comes to teenagers they have no second place.
Well, there are large buildings virtually empty that is -