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HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@dirtcupart.bsky.social

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internet drawer and queer. he/him I tricked someone into publishing porn of my OCs recently. You may have heard of me…

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HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · Jul 22

Starting a FUGUE MASTERPOST. With all information regarding FUGUE and where to get it and what it is and stuff!!

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theyre the perfect building

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everyone (me) who wants to live in a brownstone should be able to afford one or even be given one for free

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HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 2h

people putting their glasses way down their nose for fashion like don't u use those to see

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HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 5h

no like what in my post is about socialism

HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 5h

what does this have to do with my post

HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 5h

yeah but WHO

HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 5h

are who what

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HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 15h

trying to socialize when ur over 27 is like u get a fucking bag of chips or whatever and the other guy is like "uhhhhmmm this makes me feel like i'm in highschool" OK then go back to the office and email a spreadsheet then

HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 15h

coffee, tea, etc. just water

HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 15h

i literally just want to look cute with friends like that is literally genuinely the only thing i have ever actually wanted in life and every time i try to experience this i like get stomped on by gorillaz as punishment

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i'm one of the sweetest people ever and there was never any need to be looking at me like that at the club like i'm literally kind and wonderful and many would be lucky to have me actually

HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 15h

starting to feel fomo about things i'm actively experiencing just bc of not being able to be w friends. like really liking a song but being like oh i will not be able to experience this with others until it is uncool. or liking clothes but like oh i wont be able to wear this out until it's outdated

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HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 16h

millenial crime is being loser babies primarily

HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 16h

gen x i think has the luckiest stereotype bc i feel like they r primarily just edgy in a way that is outdated and otherwise not a lot going on. very lucky. middle child generation.

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HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 16h

millenial stereotypes like aren't even anything they're like millennials are always having fun and doing activities. they're always buying toys and saying dumb phrases. like it could've been way worse the stereotype could be that we are mean and entitled like boomers we haven't gotten there yet

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HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 16h

i'm a very tired person just generally all the time

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HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 17h

i know this is a rly vulnerable moment for me

HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 17h

i love xenon he is so cool. i hope u all love him too when i get to showcase his personality more. im rly stoked to write him

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HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 18h

itll be fine

HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 18h

me starting a comic thats rly violent when the regime is trying 2 label trans people as terrorists is potentially bad for me but hopefully itll be okay and that will not materialize in any meaningful way

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HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 18h

when someone does something really normal and then theyre like sorry im weird and then youre like what and theyre like oh my god youre probably like "oh youre so weird" and youre like huh and theyre like "im sorry im sorry" and youre like what

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HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 18h

head empty only xenon

HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 19h

like when theres a flesh thing

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people love when a comic has like a mound of gore

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HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 19h

old lady at walmart w bleach blonde hair in little misa amane pigtails and victoria secret pink-brand track suit keeping the world turning

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