no. 1 valtr lover
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fromsoft freaks personal complaining account do not follow i *WILL* block you if you follow me!!!!!!!!!
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i am so incredibly autistic about this shit lol why couldnt i be like my moms husbands son and have vehicle repair autism then i could fix my own busted up car and make bank as a heavy equipment mechanic like he does 🥲 oh well ill just play my gamey games and keep studying to become an archivist
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i am so incredibly autistic about this shit lol why couldnt i be like my moms husbands son and have vehicle repair autism then i could fix my own busted up car and make bank as a heavy equipment mechanic like he does 🥲 oh well ill just play my gamey games and keep studying to become an archivist
pyromancy runs in dark souls 1 fucking RULE AAAHHHHH this is so much fun
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
pyromancy runs in dark souls 1 fucking RULE AAAHHHHH this is so much fun
i got insanely lucky and got a painting guardians sword as a drop so i grinded for 20 dex and that is now my backup melee weapon 👌🫶💯⚔️🗡️
i’m also skipping the stray demon back in the asylum for now cause after i killed O&S i went to try it with my +10 pyro glove and shit i got from quelana and i was BARELY hurting it 🥲🥲🥲 maybe later when i have an upgraded melee weapon
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i got insanely lucky and got a painting guardians sword as a drop so i grinded for 20 dex and that is now my backup melee weapon 👌🫶💯⚔️🗡️
“i don’t plant to get hit, so why wear armor?” is so rent free forever man. i don’t even care i think about that line like daily
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
“i don’t plant to get hit, so why wear armor?” is so rent free forever man. i don’t even care i think about that line like daily
forgot that if you dont kill him in anor londo you cant get his armor set
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
forgot that if you dont kill him in anor londo you cant get his armor set
i should be able to sit down for hours without it hurting. ridiculous that i sit in bed for more than 10 to 15 minutes and all of a sudden my fucking legs hurt. like i’m sitting down because i’m chronically exhausted and already in pain. why is this making it hurt more
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i should be able to sit down for hours without it hurting. ridiculous that i sit in bed for more than 10 to 15 minutes and all of a sudden my fucking legs hurt. like i’m sitting down because i’m chronically exhausted and already in pain. why is this making it hurt more
ye i forgot about the centipede demon although *technically* i could skip it...
i was also fixated on getting the large ember for some reason i was like “yep gotta get it for ascending past +5” even though idk if i’m even gonna use a regular weapon (although i think i should at least get one for demon ruins/lost izalith’s sake? question mark?)
i got to the second anor londo bonfire but ive played it in such an unusual order; i did pinwheel immediately for the rite of kindling and then taurus-capra (to save babygirl laurentius)-bell gargoyles-quelaag-iron golem which is the first time ive ever done that weird of an order
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
ye i forgot about the centipede demon although *technically* i could skip it...
not to mention how sweet and cute and generally lovely he is 🥺 speaking of men i would like to kiss i also just kicked lautrec over the cliff cause i just didn’t feel like doing his questline this time 😔 RIP evil king
man i joined the daughters of chaos covenant so i got that initial pyromancy you get for it with the exploding-orb-lava thing and i felt so rude telling laurentius “no” when he asked me about it but like babygirl youre the one who can reinforce my pyro glove and i still havent learned all ur stuff!!
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
not to mention how sweet and cute and generally lovely he is 🥺 speaking of men i would like to kiss i also just kicked lautrec over the cliff cause i just didn’t feel like doing his questline this time 😔 RIP evil king
i was also fixated on getting the large ember for some reason i was like “yep gotta get it for ascending past +5” even though idk if i’m even gonna use a regular weapon (although i think i should at least get one for demon ruins/lost izalith’s sake? question mark?)
i got to the second anor londo bonfire but ive played it in such an unusual order; i did pinwheel immediately for the rite of kindling and then taurus-capra (to save babygirl laurentius)-bell gargoyles-quelaag-iron golem which is the first time ive ever done that weird of an order
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
i was also fixated on getting the large ember for some reason i was like “yep gotta get it for ascending past +5” even though idk if i’m even gonna use a regular weapon (although i think i should at least get one for demon ruins/lost izalith’s sake? question mark?)
its over its done that horrible thing was turned in yesterday and i never want to think about it again
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
its over its done that horrible thing was turned in yesterday and i never want to think about it again
*banging my fists on the table rhythmically* I'M AFRAID I'M AFRAID I'M AFRAID I'M AFRAID I'M AFRAID I'M AFRAID I'M AFRAID I'M AFRAID I'M AFRAID
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
*banging my fists on the table rhythmically* I'M AFRAID I'M AFRAID I'M AFRAID I'M AFRAID I'M AFRAID I'M AFRAID I'M AFRAID I'M AFRAID I'M AFRAID
the worst part of being an adult is looking back at your entire life and saying “wow every single adult that could’ve helped me failed me over and over and over again”
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
the worst part of being an adult is looking back at your entire life and saying “wow every single adult that could’ve helped me failed me over and over and over again”
sorry im bug mad about this today but psychiatry saying you dont need a diagnosis or intervention unless your symptoms are extremely severe is just horrible to me. i’ve struggled with disordered eating foe my entire life but because my symptoms were never “severe enough” no one ever took me
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
sorry im bug mad about this today but psychiatry saying you dont need a diagnosis or intervention unless your symptoms are extremely severe is just horrible to me. i’ve struggled with disordered eating foe my entire life but because my symptoms were never “severe enough” no one ever took me
like i straight up did not believe my psych when he dx'd me with anorexia because i'm not underweight. i was like no you have to be underweight for that one so i just sort of didn't believe him. and yet
i really intensely dislike the language in diagnostic criteria for psychiatric conditions that reads "[xyz] involves extreme [symptom] and [only the most extreme versions of this that you've seen further exaggerated in media]" cause like that shit had me saying "no i can't have an eating disorder
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
like i straight up did not believe my psych when he dx'd me with anorexia because i'm not underweight. i was like no you have to be underweight for that one so i just sort of didn't believe him. and yet
i really intensely dislike the language in diagnostic criteria for psychiatric conditions that reads "[xyz] involves extreme [symptom] and [only the most extreme versions of this that you've seen further exaggerated in media]" cause like that shit had me saying "no i can't have an eating disorder
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i really intensely dislike the language in diagnostic criteria for psychiatric conditions that reads "[xyz] involves extreme [symptom] and [only the most extreme versions of this that you've seen further exaggerated in media]" cause like that shit had me saying "no i can't have an eating disorder
okay i cried and talked to one of my friends and now i feel better. self destructing is out loving your friends is in
self destructing is great you should try it /s
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
okay i cried and talked to one of my friends and now i feel better. self destructing is out loving your friends is in
self destructing is great you should try it /s
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
self destructing is great you should try it /s
i am havin a bad fuckin time this week lol
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
i am havin a bad fuckin time this week lol
replica jewelry always being made out of silver is great because i'm allergic to silver so i cant go into debt buying replica fromsoftware rings cause they would make my fingers so itchy they'd just fall off
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
replica jewelry always being made out of silver is great because i'm allergic to silver so i cant go into debt buying replica fromsoftware rings cause they would make my fingers so itchy they'd just fall off
self isolating from ur friends is so cool and good and mentally healthy /s
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
self isolating from ur friends is so cool and good and mentally healthy /s
me: *doesn't eat*
me: why am i so hungry its only 1:30 pm
me: why am i so hungry its only 1:30 pm
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
me: *doesn't eat*
me: why am i so hungry its only 1:30 pm
me: why am i so hungry its only 1:30 pm
me: okay, at least hes been fine and i just dropped him off at school so i can go home and nap
my son the second i close my car door in the parking lot to leave: throws up all over a table
my son the second i close my car door in the parking lot to leave: throws up all over a table
torn between it’s 7am and i want breakfast bc i’ve been up since 4:30 with my kid and wanting to wait until he goes to school in an hour and a half so i can eat in peaceful silence like i usually do
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
me: okay, at least hes been fine and i just dropped him off at school so i can go home and nap
my son the second i close my car door in the parking lot to leave: throws up all over a table
my son the second i close my car door in the parking lot to leave: throws up all over a table
torn between it’s 7am and i want breakfast bc i’ve been up since 4:30 with my kid and wanting to wait until he goes to school in an hour and a half so i can eat in peaceful silence like i usually do
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
torn between it’s 7am and i want breakfast bc i’ve been up since 4:30 with my kid and wanting to wait until he goes to school in an hour and a half so i can eat in peaceful silence like i usually do
this dynamic has made them the second het pairing i actually enjoy (the other being ciaran x artorias who are very softly and beautifully and gently in love with each other and also ciaran tops and artorias loves the strap and they make the sweetest and most beautiful love)
honestly lady x her grossly devoted obsessively subservient knight is just like SDLFKJSDLFJDLJFLDF i've never really gone there with a pairing or fanfic but having that as just a really fucked up aroace relationship centered utterly around the knights worship of the lady he serves has me gnawing
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
this dynamic has made them the second het pairing i actually enjoy (the other being ciaran x artorias who are very softly and beautifully and gently in love with each other and also ciaran tops and artorias loves the strap and they make the sweetest and most beautiful love)
i'm writing sister friede x sir vilhelm fanfic between participating in class 😔 idk what happened to me this weekend but all the sudden they are driving me insane
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i'm writing sister friede x sir vilhelm fanfic between participating in class 😔 idk what happened to me this weekend but all the sudden they are driving me insane