Rebecca Lowboy
@beckstraordinary.bsky.social
No one. Nothing. She/Her. 🩷💜💙 WNBA & Unrivaled Stan. Posting from Lunch Lady Land. Some might say I have cake-like reflexes.
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Ever rubbed a booger into your face thinking you just needed to redistribute a glob of face cream you missed?
That I have or have not, I cannot be certain.
That I have or have not, I cannot be certain.
The question remains, how desperate am I for coffee this morning? Enough to drive in some snow?
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The question remains, how desperate am I for coffee this morning? Enough to drive in some snow?
I was in a band for fifteen years and one winter, I recorded two Christmas songs I wrote. I harangued my friend Danny into singing along because I thought he was neat.
They are fucking sad. Tis the season.
on.soundcloud.com/0WcWXuTB1Ap6...
They are fucking sad. Tis the season.
on.soundcloud.com/0WcWXuTB1Ap6...
Christmas Songs feat. Danny Sabra
All Young Girls Are Machine Guns is a dynamic, seven piece Soul and Doo-Wop band from Omaha, Nebraska.
This year, they released the Tiger EP, participated in HearNebraska.org's Good Living Tour, play
soundcloud.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I was in a band for fifteen years and one winter, I recorded two Christmas songs I wrote. I harangued my friend Danny into singing along because I thought he was neat.
They are fucking sad. Tis the season.
on.soundcloud.com/0WcWXuTB1Ap6...
They are fucking sad. Tis the season.
on.soundcloud.com/0WcWXuTB1Ap6...
Welcome to my two part series: Now You’re Cooking with Booze.
First up, chili, made with the tallest of boys (seriously tho, this High Life is the size of my forearm).
Then, cherry cranberry cobbler with a lil red wine in it. For funsies.
First up, chili, made with the tallest of boys (seriously tho, this High Life is the size of my forearm).
Then, cherry cranberry cobbler with a lil red wine in it. For funsies.
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Welcome to my two part series: Now You’re Cooking with Booze.
First up, chili, made with the tallest of boys (seriously tho, this High Life is the size of my forearm).
Then, cherry cranberry cobbler with a lil red wine in it. For funsies.
First up, chili, made with the tallest of boys (seriously tho, this High Life is the size of my forearm).
Then, cherry cranberry cobbler with a lil red wine in it. For funsies.
Everytime Shakira gets the rebound, all I hear is Lisa Leslie singing, “Shakira, Shakira!” Nice win against Brazil. Also nice to see players I don’t usually follow. #usab #usabwnt #3x3WNT #3x3AmeriCup
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Everytime Shakira gets the rebound, all I hear is Lisa Leslie singing, “Shakira, Shakira!” Nice win against Brazil. Also nice to see players I don’t usually follow. #usab #usabwnt #3x3WNT #3x3AmeriCup
I wish I really was who I am at the grocery store sometimes. She makes plans and has intentions. The me when I get home from the grocery store is a gamble.
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I wish I really was who I am at the grocery store sometimes. She makes plans and has intentions. The me when I get home from the grocery store is a gamble.
Evergreen Thanksgiving reminder:
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Evergreen Thanksgiving reminder:
Four more hours, then I can crash back into bed.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Four more hours, then I can crash back into bed.
It looks like an off-brand m&m.
NEWS: The Phoenix Mercury have announced a complete rebrand that includes an updated logo 👀
A new uniform is expected to be released on Tuesday.
A new uniform is expected to be released on Tuesday.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It looks like an off-brand m&m.
Tales from Lunch Lady Land: It’s a two day work week and we all look like we’re near death. The holiday breaks can’t come soon enough.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Tales from Lunch Lady Land: It’s a two day work week and we all look like we’re near death. The holiday breaks can’t come soon enough.
Reposted by Rebecca Lowboy
Yeah but imagine how many more titles the Bulls woulda won if Jordan and Pippen were lovers
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Yeah but imagine how many more titles the Bulls woulda won if Jordan and Pippen were lovers
Looking at this photo, I have once again decided to look up how much taller than me Natisha Heideman is.*
*I didn't need to look this up. I know. She's six inches taller than me.
*I didn't need to look this up. I know. She's six inches taller than me.
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Looking at this photo, I have once again decided to look up how much taller than me Natisha Heideman is.*
*I didn't need to look this up. I know. She's six inches taller than me.
*I didn't need to look this up. I know. She's six inches taller than me.
@oliviacolman.bsky.social This is the sweatshirt from Peace Collective. I need it. Sadly, I am not Canadian and it is unavailable to me.
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 AM
@oliviacolman.bsky.social This is the sweatshirt from Peace Collective. I need it. Sadly, I am not Canadian and it is unavailable to me.
Hottest ticket of the season is the Mulhall’s Benefit. You can tell by the wraparound line I’m currently standing in.
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hottest ticket of the season is the Mulhall’s Benefit. You can tell by the wraparound line I’m currently standing in.
Does this mean she got her car?
WELL, WHEN EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS, IT'S LIKE YOU WANT TO GO REAL BIG, TOO. YEAH, PAIGE.
CarMax | Big Moves ft. Paige Bueckers
YouTube video by CarMax
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Does this mean she got her car?
You know what’s super underrated? A pillow. What do you mean I have a soft place to rest my head when I feel like shit? Thank goodness!
This thought has been brought to you by trying to regain some stamina and then finally letting myself rest again.
Food poisoning is no joke, man.
This thought has been brought to you by trying to regain some stamina and then finally letting myself rest again.
Food poisoning is no joke, man.
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You know what’s super underrated? A pillow. What do you mean I have a soft place to rest my head when I feel like shit? Thank goodness!
This thought has been brought to you by trying to regain some stamina and then finally letting myself rest again.
Food poisoning is no joke, man.
This thought has been brought to you by trying to regain some stamina and then finally letting myself rest again.
Food poisoning is no joke, man.
Food Poisoning! At The Friendsgiving
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Food Poisoning! At The Friendsgiving
Friendsgiving 2025 Scalloped Potatoes. Let’s fucking gooooo.
(I picked that random bit of thyme out after this.)
(I picked that random bit of thyme out after this.)
November 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Friendsgiving 2025 Scalloped Potatoes. Let’s fucking gooooo.
(I picked that random bit of thyme out after this.)
(I picked that random bit of thyme out after this.)
this is where I post from if you even care
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
this is where I post from if you even care
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Spending my birthday wearing a cut glove and praying to the kitchen gods to keep my fingers: Let’s mandolin some potatoes!
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Spending my birthday wearing a cut glove and praying to the kitchen gods to keep my fingers: Let’s mandolin some potatoes!
True Tales from Lunch Lady Land: Today is the first of two “Holiday Meals” we do for the kiddos. We’ve roasted and cut over a thousand servings of turkey, and today we’ll make more mashed potatoes and gravy, stuffing, and cinnamon apples to serve with ice cream. Gonna be a good day.
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
True Tales from Lunch Lady Land: Today is the first of two “Holiday Meals” we do for the kiddos. We’ve roasted and cut over a thousand servings of turkey, and today we’ll make more mashed potatoes and gravy, stuffing, and cinnamon apples to serve with ice cream. Gonna be a good day.
*fart noises*
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
*fart noises*
I think I'm looking most forward to the relish tray this year.
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I think I'm looking most forward to the relish tray this year.
My ankles are torn up from trying to dance in combat boots. Worth it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
My ankles are torn up from trying to dance in combat boots. Worth it.
Sam Richardson, Jason Sudeikis & Weird Al Yankovic did a medley of Stevie Wonder’s Pastime Paradise, Coolio’s Gangsta’s Paradise and Amish Paradise, and some people will never know the absolute absurdity of that. But I know. And I lost my damn mind. Thanks @stepsoffaith.bsky.social #Thundergong2025
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Sam Richardson, Jason Sudeikis & Weird Al Yankovic did a medley of Stevie Wonder’s Pastime Paradise, Coolio’s Gangsta’s Paradise and Amish Paradise, and some people will never know the absolute absurdity of that. But I know. And I lost my damn mind. Thanks @stepsoffaith.bsky.social #Thundergong2025