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Florida swamp woman -> Alabama mountain woman
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Florida swamp woman -> Alabama mountain woman
MIL went hard on the stocking stuffers
January 2, 2026 at 4:30 PM
MIL went hard on the stocking stuffers
We currently have 2 labs and 1 golden retriever in our home (dog sitting) and when they all start to terrorize us, we’ve got to get creative. Today’s technique: Vacuuming
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
We currently have 2 labs and 1 golden retriever in our home (dog sitting) and when they all start to terrorize us, we’ve got to get creative. Today’s technique: Vacuuming
Last allergy shot of 2025!!! In 2025 I started Invisalign AND allergy shots. A lot of appointments and maintenance and mild pain but there has been so much progress in both departments 🥰 should be done with Invisalign soon. The allergy shots on the other hand will be around for a couple more years.
December 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Last allergy shot of 2025!!! In 2025 I started Invisalign AND allergy shots. A lot of appointments and maintenance and mild pain but there has been so much progress in both departments 🥰 should be done with Invisalign soon. The allergy shots on the other hand will be around for a couple more years.
BoyB has the week off which means I get homemade Caesar salad brought to me while I’m working 🥰
December 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
BoyB has the week off which means I get homemade Caesar salad brought to me while I’m working 🥰
Pop lock & drop it was playing at Walmart and EVERYONE was dancing
December 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Pop lock & drop it was playing at Walmart and EVERYONE was dancing
Took Hashb for an early Christmas walk to get out of the house so I wouldn’t have to be so quiet and we ran the last half block. He is TIRED
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Took Hashb for an early Christmas walk to get out of the house so I wouldn’t have to be so quiet and we ran the last half block. He is TIRED
Flipping the channels in my brain between my fucked up family and the fucked up state of the world WHERE IS THE SWEET DREAMS AND CHRISTMAS MUSIC CHANNEL HUH
December 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Flipping the channels in my brain between my fucked up family and the fucked up state of the world WHERE IS THE SWEET DREAMS AND CHRISTMAS MUSIC CHANNEL HUH
First Christmas since going no contact with some relatives yippppeeeee (trying to choose peace!)
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
First Christmas since going no contact with some relatives yippppeeeee (trying to choose peace!)
We majorly trimmed down our streaming subscriptions this year bc frankly I’m tired of it. We’ve got a bunch of dvd’s but haven’t gotten a player yet. Getting into the Christmas spirit and nearly every movie I search for is on a platform we don’t have because they’ve all freaking monopolized.
a cartoon of grinch standing on top of a snow covered cliff
Alt: a cartoon of grinch standing on top of a snow covered cliff
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We majorly trimmed down our streaming subscriptions this year bc frankly I’m tired of it. We’ve got a bunch of dvd’s but haven’t gotten a player yet. Getting into the Christmas spirit and nearly every movie I search for is on a platform we don’t have because they’ve all freaking monopolized.
Trying to find stocking stuffers for a man with expensive taste when you already splurged on his Christmas gift is rough
December 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Trying to find stocking stuffers for a man with expensive taste when you already splurged on his Christmas gift is rough
Two weeks in to trying to get my adhd medication filled with changes in insurance, pharmacy shortages etc and…. It’s the wrong med lol
a car is flying over a rocky cliff and the words weeee are written below it
ALT: a car is flying over a rocky cliff and the words weeee are written below it
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Two weeks in to trying to get my adhd medication filled with changes in insurance, pharmacy shortages etc and…. It’s the wrong med lol
Flat tire yahoooo
December 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Flat tire yahoooo
Watching (Jim Carrey) Grinch with a sleeve of saltines and a dog lying by my feet. I feel like a kid again.
December 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Watching (Jim Carrey) Grinch with a sleeve of saltines and a dog lying by my feet. I feel like a kid again.
Seems like I’ve been bitten by the stomach bug 😭😭😭
December 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Seems like I’ve been bitten by the stomach bug 😭😭😭
Drive home from Florida is usually 8-9 hours but today we’re looking at a solid 11-12 yeeesh
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Drive home from Florida is usually 8-9 hours but today we’re looking at a solid 11-12 yeeesh
Ok I am maxed out on family time
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Ok I am maxed out on family time
My grandpa hugged me goodbye today in a way he never has. The longest, strongest hug. I am not ok.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My grandpa hugged me goodbye today in a way he never has. The longest, strongest hug. I am not ok.
I have no one to discuss the danish deception with
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I have no one to discuss the danish deception with
It’s going to be so strange to only come to the dentist twice a year after being here every 3 weeks for Invisalign? Like yall have been here through wedding planning, job changes, surprise elopement, and I’m just supposed to not see you anymore?!
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It’s going to be so strange to only come to the dentist twice a year after being here every 3 weeks for Invisalign? Like yall have been here through wedding planning, job changes, surprise elopement, and I’m just supposed to not see you anymore?!
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
Very annoying when websites offer a first-time promo code via email but it takes 10+ mins for the email to arrive
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Very annoying when websites offer a first-time promo code via email but it takes 10+ mins for the email to arrive
Finally picked up Katabasis today eeeeep
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Finally picked up Katabasis today eeeeep
It was fine and somewhat funny but terrifying to learn how much of BoyB comes from that movie. I guess it tracks for a guy who watched it for the first time around 10-12 years old.
Watching Austin Powers for the first time wish me luck
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It was fine and somewhat funny but terrifying to learn how much of BoyB comes from that movie. I guess it tracks for a guy who watched it for the first time around 10-12 years old.
Watching Austin Powers for the first time wish me luck
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Watching Austin Powers for the first time wish me luck
We tried to go to a concert in Atlanta after work tonight but got stuck in traffic from a really bad wreck and would be lucky to get there in time for an encore at this point sooo we are turning around and going back home 🥲
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
We tried to go to a concert in Atlanta after work tonight but got stuck in traffic from a really bad wreck and would be lucky to get there in time for an encore at this point sooo we are turning around and going back home 🥲