The. Audacity.

Yessss we eloped. Shameless photo hehe

He’s made such an effort on everyone else’s stocking I want to make sure his is fun!

I think I am going to do some milk chocolates and fancy beef jerky? I am also printing a v official adoption certificate for the dog now that we are married LOL

THAT IS THE THING HE ISNT A SNACKER 🥲🥲🥲 he just gave me some ideas this week but it’s too late for shipping so now I am going hunting lmfao

If I didn’t splurge on his main gift I’d absolutely splurge on the stocking but we’ve gotta take it easy mannnn

The perk is I’m at a Mexican restaurant and BoyB is walking over to join me after he drops the car off at Firestone hehe

What was your childhood sick cracker? BoyB’s was ritz. Smh rich kids.

I’ve long said once we have kids we won’t travel on the holidays and people act like I’m crazy but the holiday travel to and from Florida gets worse every year.

I get mocked for liking sister hazel and idc

He’s in great health for his age! He’s still working three days a week! Why did he make me this emotional 😭

This is written from the dentist office where I just walked in to one of the hygienists immediately congratulating me on my elopement xx

I’ve never actively been into that scene but know and have heard music from all of those artists - I feel like someone would have to be actively removed from the modern music scene to not know them? Or maybe it’s bc Orlando had a big EDC scene?