CAN HE SPEAK UP?! 📢 Spend $50k on speech lessons? 😬
​Top 10 ppl I understand better than Mumbles Homan:
•Eddie Vedder
•Bob Dylan
•Boomhauer
•Sylvester Stallone
​•My 6-year-old mid-meal talking Sprunki
•Beaker
•Marlon Brando 🍊
•Charlie Brown's teacher
•Ozzy Osbourne
•Cast of Trainspotting
#ICE #Homan

Zelensky on Venezuela:

“About Venezuela? How should I respond to that? Well, what can I say? If… If it is possible to act with dictators like this, it means the United States knows what to do next. Thank you”

Omg I love it.

Have you heard anyone in the U.S., everyday citizen or political leader, discuss "The Western Hemisphere" as if we were in charge of its entirety and responsible for its control? 🤔 This is a brand new doctrine. This is 21st century Imperialist Doctrine. 🌎

To the 8 senators who voted to give up the only leverage they had and trust the GOP:

Just a reminder, a whole bunch of rich men hurt teen girls for over a decade and the only person in jail for it is a woman. We should fix that. #EpsteinFiles

Don't hold your breath for the shutdown to end before Trump gets back. He doesn't want anything to step on his moment. And he wants to appear to return and then "fix" this, too. Even though he's manufacturing it. #itsonlyapapermoon #ptbarnum

If you're real quiet and still, you can physically feel the anger of the generals from Quantico. 🤫👀 Feel it?

Disrespected the Oval Office?! What Zelensky do? Show up wearing a ball hat and graphic t-shirt carting around his toddler like he was taking an afternoon at the zoo?

Kudos to Gov. Janet Mills of Maine for standing up to Trump. He threatened loss of federal funds for her state simply because it allows trans girls to play in sports. She said, “See you in court.”

Trump is a weak, shallow, callous leader who wants desperately to be a despot. #BullyPolPot

Dallas catching strays at the Linc. 😂🤣 #nfl #Cowboys #JerryJones #Eagles #Commanders #flyeaglesfly #nflmemes #NFL

Jayden Daniels is a 4th Down King! 🤴🏿#Washington #Commanders #JaydenDaniels

Someone spray some Mace.

because nothing says 'I'm innocent of all charges' more than 'please don't release the report on me'

Insult after insult to women.

the other day I saw someone say in earnest that “neurotypical people don’t remember their mistakes, only neurodivergent people do” and with the power vested in me I am taking these terms away from everyone for at least a month

Never let a Nazi rest on your soil. They take root fast and rot your foundation.