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*slaps roof* yep I rebuilt this baby so now she runs on just pure feminine rage

*gazes somberly into window* she is very, very tired
Everybody’s all about American exceptionalism until you refer to everywhere else as “normal countries”
“You can’t let kids make a decision that changes their body” isn’t really compatible with “trans girls can’t do sports cause their bodies didn’t change”

But I know phobes don’t have object permanence for their own arguments so 🤷🏻‍♀️
Scar was obviously selling coke but what drugs were the other villains on
Going to protests is an intense experience as a demisexual because everyone’s deepest passions are just like… out on display

Like everyone is so hot omg

Is this how straight men feel at Coachella
Guns were not state-overthrowing technology in 1789

If James Madison wanted you to be able to overthrow your government, the 2nd Amendment would have been about granting you a navy
I’ve been absolutely unable to focus this week and have been vaguely wondering wtf is wrong with me

I just realized “oh yeah the low hum of fascism is likely coming to another head tomorrow”

And honestly I can’t explain how, but it feels like that’s what it was
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Friends, I know so many of you are planning to attend a "No Kings" protest this Saturday, and you'll be bringing with you amazing protest signs.

Why not recognize the creativity on display?

I'm pleased to announce the Oct. 18th "No Kings" Protest Sign Contest... with cash prizes.

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“Ok yeah maybe I said something fucked up but then you got mad at me for it and that’s the real problem”

Stop giving these people your time
Folks we haven’t talked enough about Djaq the transmasc character from the 2006-2009 BBC Robin Hood series

Just running around in the woods with a sword takin out cops and bandaging up his buddies
If you’re going around asking trans people if they’ve had bottom surgery or not, please know you’re also admitting to everyone that you’re the kind of person who rifles through the medicine cabinet when you visit someone’s house

Expect to stop being invited over
I just love to see marketing pros phoning it in. You’re right, it’s not that serious. Make an unhinged ad. Just get your bag and go to lunch honey.
Men will really be like “omg she’s hot and we have 1.5 shared interests? She was made for me 😍” and then act shocked when she isn’t smitten by the exact same mediocre treatment she could get from every other sweaty low effort man at this convention
Yesterday I overheard some people talking with no available context and one of them said “yeah no she is a boy dog”

Yep there we go that’s my gender

She/her (boy dog)
I wish I could take out my entire nervous system with some kind of corkscrew and have it washed
Quit reliving the conversation in search of the perfect thing you should have said.

Someone who wanted to listen to you would have found your meaning.
Girlhood is figuring out how to have a nice little time with your friends while you try to exist between a pedestal and a microscope

Womanhood is the power and freedom you feel once you escape both
We live in the people that remember us

This means you will never be gone,
and you will never be alone
I love spooky season cause every year we get a new handful of normies who realize dressing up like a weirdo is something they simply can’t limit to one day a year

Yessss join usssss become the freaky little alt kid you were always meant to be 🖤🖤
There are people who idly wonder why you never do the things you say you want to do.. and then there are the people who help you do them
Deep down you know you could have been as nice to them as they wanted.

But deep down you also know they didn’t deserve that.
All this sci fi that assumes women will get progressively more obsessed with surgery and drugs that make us look young and skinny feels very written-by-a-man

We all know that when cosmetic surgery tech really takes off we’re getting hooves and elf ears and prehensile snake tongues and fairy wings
There comes a time in every girl’s life when she realizes that for every stupid nitpicky negging locker room boy there was a woman who thought she was perfect but DIDNT SAY ANYTHING

This is a CTA lesbians need to be louder please
If you have to delicately curate the right space for someone to act like they care about you, they don’t
Late stage burnout is when you’re having significant health symptoms that are only explained by stress, but you think you’re not stressed

Babe get outta there you are
SO STRESSED ACTUALLY

There is not enough yoga and running and PTO to regulate your body if your job is just cortisol