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@beevesoftime.bsky.social
Yes the one from tiktok
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*slaps roof* yep I rebuilt this baby so now she runs on just pure feminine rage
*gazes somberly into window* she is very, very tired
*gazes somberly into window* she is very, very tired
Don’t let your loneliness lower your bar. It’s better to have empty chairs around your table than to fill them with people who don’t get you. Your people will find you, and you want to have room for them when they do.
January 24, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Don’t let your loneliness lower your bar. It’s better to have empty chairs around your table than to fill them with people who don’t get you. Your people will find you, and you want to have room for them when they do.
I gotta say I am about done with fantasy fiction’s obsession with royalty.
Everybody always has to be Princess this and Duke that and The Last of the Noble Line of whatever
I don’t care about these prissy rich people give me a laundry wench and give her a dragon
Everybody always has to be Princess this and Duke that and The Last of the Noble Line of whatever
I don’t care about these prissy rich people give me a laundry wench and give her a dragon
January 24, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I gotta say I am about done with fantasy fiction’s obsession with royalty.
Everybody always has to be Princess this and Duke that and The Last of the Noble Line of whatever
I don’t care about these prissy rich people give me a laundry wench and give her a dragon
Everybody always has to be Princess this and Duke that and The Last of the Noble Line of whatever
I don’t care about these prissy rich people give me a laundry wench and give her a dragon
Me: Yeah I’m gonna have to do this thing that’s gonna be really hard and dangerous - if you freak out and dump all your anxiety about it onto me, I can’t really handle that as well, so I’m gonna frame it as a fun silly little time
“Omg you’re so adventurous!” 🤗
Me: Good it’s working
“Omg you’re so adventurous!” 🤗
Me: Good it’s working
January 20, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Me: Yeah I’m gonna have to do this thing that’s gonna be really hard and dangerous - if you freak out and dump all your anxiety about it onto me, I can’t really handle that as well, so I’m gonna frame it as a fun silly little time
“Omg you’re so adventurous!” 🤗
Me: Good it’s working
“Omg you’re so adventurous!” 🤗
Me: Good it’s working
Listen it is kind of annoying when men see you doing something difficult and assume you need help
But it is 100x more annoying when men see you struggling and just stand there and hit on you while you’re obviously busy
But it is 100x more annoying when men see you struggling and just stand there and hit on you while you’re obviously busy
January 20, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Listen it is kind of annoying when men see you doing something difficult and assume you need help
But it is 100x more annoying when men see you struggling and just stand there and hit on you while you’re obviously busy
But it is 100x more annoying when men see you struggling and just stand there and hit on you while you’re obviously busy
You live in a country that killed a revolutionary leader and then gave you the day off school about it
January 19, 2026 at 1:25 PM
You live in a country that killed a revolutionary leader and then gave you the day off school about it
I love it when libertarians say “taxation is theft” and then I say “does Hobbes’ Leviathan really apply here though?” And then they gape at me like I uttered a wizard’s curse because you actually can’t be a libertarian if you’ve Googled your catchphrases
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I love it when libertarians say “taxation is theft” and then I say “does Hobbes’ Leviathan really apply here though?” And then they gape at me like I uttered a wizard’s curse because you actually can’t be a libertarian if you’ve Googled your catchphrases
A boycott is not an individual choice. It is an organized collective action.
You are not boycotting Amazon if you don’t know which organization asked you to boycott Amazon, nor the status of their negotiations with Amazon.
Hope this helps.
You are not boycotting Amazon if you don’t know which organization asked you to boycott Amazon, nor the status of their negotiations with Amazon.
Hope this helps.
January 17, 2026 at 4:30 PM
A boycott is not an individual choice. It is an organized collective action.
You are not boycotting Amazon if you don’t know which organization asked you to boycott Amazon, nor the status of their negotiations with Amazon.
Hope this helps.
You are not boycotting Amazon if you don’t know which organization asked you to boycott Amazon, nor the status of their negotiations with Amazon.
Hope this helps.
There’s no such thing as an ethical diamond because if you can afford diamonds you’re hoarding wealth.
That is literally the point of fine jewelry. Stop pretending you’re not rich.
That is literally the point of fine jewelry. Stop pretending you’re not rich.
January 14, 2026 at 7:39 PM
There’s no such thing as an ethical diamond because if you can afford diamonds you’re hoarding wealth.
That is literally the point of fine jewelry. Stop pretending you’re not rich.
That is literally the point of fine jewelry. Stop pretending you’re not rich.
Truly my reddest flag in dating is someone who can’t pick friends
What do you mean you’re cool and smart and kind and funny and hot but you hang out with people who treat you like shit? And you expect ME to hang out with them? Absolutely not
What do you mean you’re cool and smart and kind and funny and hot but you hang out with people who treat you like shit? And you expect ME to hang out with them? Absolutely not
January 13, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Truly my reddest flag in dating is someone who can’t pick friends
What do you mean you’re cool and smart and kind and funny and hot but you hang out with people who treat you like shit? And you expect ME to hang out with them? Absolutely not
What do you mean you’re cool and smart and kind and funny and hot but you hang out with people who treat you like shit? And you expect ME to hang out with them? Absolutely not
Target is the fae realm. 10 minutes inside Target is 3 hours in real life.
I know we’re not supporting Target right now I just wanted to let everyone know this also applies when all you’re doing is peeing.
I know we’re not supporting Target right now I just wanted to let everyone know this also applies when all you’re doing is peeing.
January 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Target is the fae realm. 10 minutes inside Target is 3 hours in real life.
I know we’re not supporting Target right now I just wanted to let everyone know this also applies when all you’re doing is peeing.
I know we’re not supporting Target right now I just wanted to let everyone know this also applies when all you’re doing is peeing.
The dazed, leisurely pace of rich tourists at a busy truck stop bathroom has made me realize rich people probably don’t normally pee and they’re just trying it out while they’re on vacation
January 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
The dazed, leisurely pace of rich tourists at a busy truck stop bathroom has made me realize rich people probably don’t normally pee and they’re just trying it out while they’re on vacation
Excellent banjo player, this guy. Will be putting him on even heavier rotation now.
The 18-time Grammy Award winner is the latest musician to cancel an show at the Kennedy Center. Béla Fleck says he cannot currently perform there because it "has become charged and political." n.pr/4qbFufT
Béla Fleck cancels Kennedy Center appearance, says it's become 'charged and political'
The 18-time Grammy Award winner is the latest musician to cancel an show at the Kennedy Center. Béla Fleck says he cannot currently perform there because it "has become charged and political."
n.pr
January 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Excellent banjo player, this guy. Will be putting him on even heavier rotation now.
Just so we’re clear, even if we buy the ICE narrative: the way to neutralize a threat when they’re driving a vehicle toward you is not to shoot and kill the driver. That’s a great way to make the problem immediately worse.
Nazis are always stupid. Remember this.
Nazis are always stupid. Remember this.
January 8, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Just so we’re clear, even if we buy the ICE narrative: the way to neutralize a threat when they’re driving a vehicle toward you is not to shoot and kill the driver. That’s a great way to make the problem immediately worse.
Nazis are always stupid. Remember this.
Nazis are always stupid. Remember this.
Whoah crazy that the US has taken over a foreign country to control its resources for the 18th time
Read this book and apologize to a Filipino
Read this book and apologize to a Filipino
January 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Whoah crazy that the US has taken over a foreign country to control its resources for the 18th time
Read this book and apologize to a Filipino
Read this book and apologize to a Filipino
Expecting free therapy from your uber driver and then not tipping is crazy.
January 6, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Expecting free therapy from your uber driver and then not tipping is crazy.
Are you avoiding asking for help because you’re afraid of being a burden or because you don’t trust the ability of people to help you substantially
We’re all being very “it’s okay to ask for help” but we seem to not be talking about how to make sure we’re actually good at helping
We’re all being very “it’s okay to ask for help” but we seem to not be talking about how to make sure we’re actually good at helping
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Are you avoiding asking for help because you’re afraid of being a burden or because you don’t trust the ability of people to help you substantially
We’re all being very “it’s okay to ask for help” but we seem to not be talking about how to make sure we’re actually good at helping
We’re all being very “it’s okay to ask for help” but we seem to not be talking about how to make sure we’re actually good at helping
Men don’t like women doing men stuff because when we start asking questions it becomes obvious they don’t know wtf they’re doing
I’m shopping for a generator right now. The number of men who don’t know the difference btw a generator and an inverter/battery pack is staggering.
I’m shopping for a generator right now. The number of men who don’t know the difference btw a generator and an inverter/battery pack is staggering.
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Men don’t like women doing men stuff because when we start asking questions it becomes obvious they don’t know wtf they’re doing
I’m shopping for a generator right now. The number of men who don’t know the difference btw a generator and an inverter/battery pack is staggering.
I’m shopping for a generator right now. The number of men who don’t know the difference btw a generator and an inverter/battery pack is staggering.
I’ll never buy anything that wasn’t at least partially built by a woman because what do you mean “theres just a small leak in the roof that drips right down into the electrical but I put a tarp over it when it rains and it’s fine”
It’s not fine Bill
It’s not fine Bill
December 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’ll never buy anything that wasn’t at least partially built by a woman because what do you mean “theres just a small leak in the roof that drips right down into the electrical but I put a tarp over it when it rains and it’s fine”
It’s not fine Bill
It’s not fine Bill
It is so nuts to me when people put two images of a celebrity next to each other and say “WHOAH! Different vibe! What happened??”
You’re looking at a person who’s job is having different appearances. Probably what happened is they’re at a different event?
You’re looking at a person who’s job is having different appearances. Probably what happened is they’re at a different event?
December 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It is so nuts to me when people put two images of a celebrity next to each other and say “WHOAH! Different vibe! What happened??”
You’re looking at a person who’s job is having different appearances. Probably what happened is they’re at a different event?
You’re looking at a person who’s job is having different appearances. Probably what happened is they’re at a different event?
Hoping 2026 is the year “slow life” trad girl influencers realize that the hurrying urge they’re resisting is capitalism
December 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hoping 2026 is the year “slow life” trad girl influencers realize that the hurrying urge they’re resisting is capitalism
Listen I’m certainly not trying to defend capitalism, but I’m seeing a lot of “ugh we shouldn’t have to work in the winter I hate capitalism”
Babe if you’re a woman I have bad news… we’ve had to work very hard in the winter since long before capitalism
Babe if you’re a woman I have bad news… we’ve had to work very hard in the winter since long before capitalism
December 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Listen I’m certainly not trying to defend capitalism, but I’m seeing a lot of “ugh we shouldn’t have to work in the winter I hate capitalism”
Babe if you’re a woman I have bad news… we’ve had to work very hard in the winter since long before capitalism
Babe if you’re a woman I have bad news… we’ve had to work very hard in the winter since long before capitalism
If you’re at my bar and you don’t know what you want, and there’s a line behind you, I’ll give you up to 2 suggestions before I drop the smile and stare at you like I hate you (I do).
Babe you’re not marrying the drink. You’re not gonna remember this decision in an hour. Pick the thing on the left.
Babe you’re not marrying the drink. You’re not gonna remember this decision in an hour. Pick the thing on the left.
December 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
If you’re at my bar and you don’t know what you want, and there’s a line behind you, I’ll give you up to 2 suggestions before I drop the smile and stare at you like I hate you (I do).
Babe you’re not marrying the drink. You’re not gonna remember this decision in an hour. Pick the thing on the left.
Babe you’re not marrying the drink. You’re not gonna remember this decision in an hour. Pick the thing on the left.
You give someone a practical gift two years in a row they’re gonna start expecting it — and that’s how you gettem
Get them a power bank and then a workwear jacket and then throw em off with a sentimental knickknack that does nothing but make them cry
Get them a power bank and then a workwear jacket and then throw em off with a sentimental knickknack that does nothing but make them cry
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You give someone a practical gift two years in a row they’re gonna start expecting it — and that’s how you gettem
Get them a power bank and then a workwear jacket and then throw em off with a sentimental knickknack that does nothing but make them cry
Get them a power bank and then a workwear jacket and then throw em off with a sentimental knickknack that does nothing but make them cry
Doomerism is so lazy
What do you mean your political philosophy is “I expect a new, better society to just naturally emerge from the ashes of the collapsing one while I sit and eat pop tarts”?
That is not how anything has ever been built cupcake
Read a book and then pick up a shovel
What do you mean your political philosophy is “I expect a new, better society to just naturally emerge from the ashes of the collapsing one while I sit and eat pop tarts”?
That is not how anything has ever been built cupcake
Read a book and then pick up a shovel
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Doomerism is so lazy
What do you mean your political philosophy is “I expect a new, better society to just naturally emerge from the ashes of the collapsing one while I sit and eat pop tarts”?
That is not how anything has ever been built cupcake
Read a book and then pick up a shovel
What do you mean your political philosophy is “I expect a new, better society to just naturally emerge from the ashes of the collapsing one while I sit and eat pop tarts”?
That is not how anything has ever been built cupcake
Read a book and then pick up a shovel
Rich kids genuinely don’t know the difference between a documentary and a vacation video
December 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Rich kids genuinely don’t know the difference between a documentary and a vacation video