Beeves, but over here
@beevesoftime.bsky.social
Yes the one from tiktok
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*slaps roof* yep I rebuilt this baby so now she runs on just pure feminine rage
*gazes somberly into window* she is very, very tired
*gazes somberly into window* she is very, very tired
Music nerds are OP I’m sorry
Cause what do you mean your niche special interest comes with an awesome skill you can pull out that captivates a crowd and connects you directly with peoples souls AND you get to info dump about it
The rest of us only get the info dump part
Cause what do you mean your niche special interest comes with an awesome skill you can pull out that captivates a crowd and connects you directly with peoples souls AND you get to info dump about it
The rest of us only get the info dump part
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Music nerds are OP I’m sorry
Cause what do you mean your niche special interest comes with an awesome skill you can pull out that captivates a crowd and connects you directly with peoples souls AND you get to info dump about it
The rest of us only get the info dump part
Cause what do you mean your niche special interest comes with an awesome skill you can pull out that captivates a crowd and connects you directly with peoples souls AND you get to info dump about it
The rest of us only get the info dump part
Are you actually an introvert or do you just have very mediocre friends
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Are you actually an introvert or do you just have very mediocre friends
It really sucks to see a good friend go through a hard time - and it sucks worse when the hard time makes them a bad friend.
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It really sucks to see a good friend go through a hard time - and it sucks worse when the hard time makes them a bad friend.
Good friends expect to be called out by their friends.
If they can’t handle that they’re just activity buddies.
If they can’t handle that they’re just activity buddies.
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Good friends expect to be called out by their friends.
If they can’t handle that they’re just activity buddies.
If they can’t handle that they’re just activity buddies.
Love how the hottest women on earth are gay as hell
It’s truly god’s greatest prank on men and I love her for that
It’s truly god’s greatest prank on men and I love her for that
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Love how the hottest women on earth are gay as hell
It’s truly god’s greatest prank on men and I love her for that
It’s truly god’s greatest prank on men and I love her for that
Hey team just so we’re on the same page, it is in fact rude to let your friend regularly cook for the group and never offer to host, pitch, or even bring anything to the function.
This isn’t your mom’s house. This meal used $200 in groceries. You can’t expect one person to solo that once a month.
This isn’t your mom’s house. This meal used $200 in groceries. You can’t expect one person to solo that once a month.
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Hey team just so we’re on the same page, it is in fact rude to let your friend regularly cook for the group and never offer to host, pitch, or even bring anything to the function.
This isn’t your mom’s house. This meal used $200 in groceries. You can’t expect one person to solo that once a month.
This isn’t your mom’s house. This meal used $200 in groceries. You can’t expect one person to solo that once a month.
Me at 35: damn, did I misspend my youth? Are my flirty glory days behind me? Am I pretty anymore??
The hottest people I’ve ever seen in my life: *in their 40s*
The hottest people I’ve ever seen in my life: *in their 40s*
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Me at 35: damn, did I misspend my youth? Are my flirty glory days behind me? Am I pretty anymore??
The hottest people I’ve ever seen in my life: *in their 40s*
The hottest people I’ve ever seen in my life: *in their 40s*
Second puberty is so real y’all
Every man my age that I know is spiraling off the fucking rails
Every man my age that I know is spiraling off the fucking rails
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Second puberty is so real y’all
Every man my age that I know is spiraling off the fucking rails
Every man my age that I know is spiraling off the fucking rails
I do not like how readily companies are throwing around the word “fraud”
🏢: Sorry, your paperwork was rejected because of… the ink color maybe? We won’t tell you why. Anyways now you’re flagged to our fraud department.
😟: Holy shit. Am I being accused of fraud?
🏢: No we just like saying “fraud.”
🏢: Sorry, your paperwork was rejected because of… the ink color maybe? We won’t tell you why. Anyways now you’re flagged to our fraud department.
😟: Holy shit. Am I being accused of fraud?
🏢: No we just like saying “fraud.”
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I do not like how readily companies are throwing around the word “fraud”
🏢: Sorry, your paperwork was rejected because of… the ink color maybe? We won’t tell you why. Anyways now you’re flagged to our fraud department.
😟: Holy shit. Am I being accused of fraud?
🏢: No we just like saying “fraud.”
🏢: Sorry, your paperwork was rejected because of… the ink color maybe? We won’t tell you why. Anyways now you’re flagged to our fraud department.
😟: Holy shit. Am I being accused of fraud?
🏢: No we just like saying “fraud.”
Every year I make two full thanksgiving dinners and bring them to each of my respective parents’ houses, still hot, like it’s nothing — this has been a brag, thank you for reading
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Every year I make two full thanksgiving dinners and bring them to each of my respective parents’ houses, still hot, like it’s nothing — this has been a brag, thank you for reading
It’s thanksgiving at dad’s house which means it’s time to watch Old Man Remembers War
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It’s thanksgiving at dad’s house which means it’s time to watch Old Man Remembers War
“Why doesn’t she dress up for me anymore waaaa”
Where are you taking her that she would get dressed up for?
Think a whole thought dumbass
Where are you taking her that she would get dressed up for?
Think a whole thought dumbass
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“Why doesn’t she dress up for me anymore waaaa”
Where are you taking her that she would get dressed up for?
Think a whole thought dumbass
Where are you taking her that she would get dressed up for?
Think a whole thought dumbass
Love is work, but it is joyous work. It nourishes you. There will be days when you can’t do it as well as you’d like, but you rest, and you heal, because you are eager to get back to the work of love.
Don’t you dare ever settle for someone who resents the work of loving you.
Don’t you dare ever settle for someone who resents the work of loving you.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Love is work, but it is joyous work. It nourishes you. There will be days when you can’t do it as well as you’d like, but you rest, and you heal, because you are eager to get back to the work of love.
Don’t you dare ever settle for someone who resents the work of loving you.
Don’t you dare ever settle for someone who resents the work of loving you.
Are you “bragging” or are you giving yourself the recognition you aren’t getting from anyone else?
People who love you will be excited to hear what you’ve accomplished
People who love you will be excited to hear what you’ve accomplished
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Are you “bragging” or are you giving yourself the recognition you aren’t getting from anyone else?
People who love you will be excited to hear what you’ve accomplished
People who love you will be excited to hear what you’ve accomplished
Friend: gets a spam call while we’re hanging out
My anxiety: “was that the hospital? Are you dead?”
My anxiety: “was that the hospital? Are you dead?”
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Friend: gets a spam call while we’re hanging out
My anxiety: “was that the hospital? Are you dead?”
My anxiety: “was that the hospital? Are you dead?”
I hate gay Halloween but I love hay cuffing season you bitches are all so cute together
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I hate gay Halloween but I love hay cuffing season you bitches are all so cute together
Do you think men sent women out into seclusion while they were menstruating because they realized women’s periods were syncing up and they were afraid periods were contagious
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Do you think men sent women out into seclusion while they were menstruating because they realized women’s periods were syncing up and they were afraid periods were contagious
I’m putting money down now that within the next year girls are going to become insecure about having “AI face,” features considered too similar to the yassified generic Adriana Lima face that the robots have assumed is peak, expected default feminine beauty
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I’m putting money down now that within the next year girls are going to become insecure about having “AI face,” features considered too similar to the yassified generic Adriana Lima face that the robots have assumed is peak, expected default feminine beauty
Your soulmate is not buried under a coy, disinterested exterior. Your soulmate is absurdly delighted to talk to you, immediately.
Don’t spend your time digging. Spend your time building yourself, and your people will see it and come running.
Don’t spend your time digging. Spend your time building yourself, and your people will see it and come running.
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Your soulmate is not buried under a coy, disinterested exterior. Your soulmate is absurdly delighted to talk to you, immediately.
Don’t spend your time digging. Spend your time building yourself, and your people will see it and come running.
Don’t spend your time digging. Spend your time building yourself, and your people will see it and come running.
We’re not the only species with homosexuality but we are, as far as I know, the only species with homophobia
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
We’re not the only species with homosexuality but we are, as far as I know, the only species with homophobia
Some guy: “is this Tool?”
Me: no it’s traditional Mongolian music
Guy: “oh it reminds me of Tool, they sample music like this. I like them cause they’re really innovative you’ll hear rhythms you won’t hear anywhere else.”
Me: Anywhere else other than… the music they sample?
Me: no it’s traditional Mongolian music
Guy: “oh it reminds me of Tool, they sample music like this. I like them cause they’re really innovative you’ll hear rhythms you won’t hear anywhere else.”
Me: Anywhere else other than… the music they sample?
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Some guy: “is this Tool?”
Me: no it’s traditional Mongolian music
Guy: “oh it reminds me of Tool, they sample music like this. I like them cause they’re really innovative you’ll hear rhythms you won’t hear anywhere else.”
Me: Anywhere else other than… the music they sample?
Me: no it’s traditional Mongolian music
Guy: “oh it reminds me of Tool, they sample music like this. I like them cause they’re really innovative you’ll hear rhythms you won’t hear anywhere else.”
Me: Anywhere else other than… the music they sample?
“Release the Epstein files!”
Why?
“Because then we’ll finally have proof that DJT is exactly the kind of person we could all assume he is”
And this would… do what exactly?
“Alienate his base!!”
… the people who think Joe Biden made a hurricane with lasers? You think they care about evidence?
Why?
“Because then we’ll finally have proof that DJT is exactly the kind of person we could all assume he is”
And this would… do what exactly?
“Alienate his base!!”
… the people who think Joe Biden made a hurricane with lasers? You think they care about evidence?
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“Release the Epstein files!”
Why?
“Because then we’ll finally have proof that DJT is exactly the kind of person we could all assume he is”
And this would… do what exactly?
“Alienate his base!!”
… the people who think Joe Biden made a hurricane with lasers? You think they care about evidence?
Why?
“Because then we’ll finally have proof that DJT is exactly the kind of person we could all assume he is”
And this would… do what exactly?
“Alienate his base!!”
… the people who think Joe Biden made a hurricane with lasers? You think they care about evidence?
If a country’s people have to turn out in record numbers and coordinate flawless grassroots effort every four (really two) years to narrowly stave off a catastrophic descent into fascism, that’s a failing state
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If a country’s people have to turn out in record numbers and coordinate flawless grassroots effort every four (really two) years to narrowly stave off a catastrophic descent into fascism, that’s a failing state
If we have a problem with kings we should have a problem with thrones
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
If we have a problem with kings we should have a problem with thrones
Hahaaaaaa get rekt Kim Davis
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Hahaaaaaa get rekt Kim Davis