bellofthebird
@bellofthebird.bsky.social
small dogs are awesome & i will fight you in the street about it shut your dog hating mouth
a delightful “goodest of morning!” to everyone i love & like, a genuine “may it not destroy your peace” to them & also to those actively trying to be good people, & a hefty “absolutely go get fucked” to everyone else.
January 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
a delightful “goodest of morning!” to everyone i love & like, a genuine “may it not destroy your peace” to them & also to those actively trying to be good people, & a hefty “absolutely go get fucked” to everyone else.
yikes tho. nobody needs more of this from me & i’m regularly reminded of that fact…
January 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
yikes tho. nobody needs more of this from me & i’m regularly reminded of that fact…
me, stuck in this shoe store while this man talks my kids fucken ear off about graduating & job availability in 2027. i just want out of here yesterday please, goddess, please.
January 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
me, stuck in this shoe store while this man talks my kids fucken ear off about graduating & job availability in 2027. i just want out of here yesterday please, goddess, please.
if you entered your birthday as the first of january on any fucken platform, you get your happy birthday message from me then & not on the actual day. you made your choice.
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
if you entered your birthday as the first of january on any fucken platform, you get your happy birthday message from me then & not on the actual day. you made your choice.
it’s very rainy, windy, cold, damp.
thank you for reading my weather
update.
thank you for reading my weather
update.
December 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it’s very rainy, windy, cold, damp.
thank you for reading my weather
update.
thank you for reading my weather
update.
me when i get my books & they have my fucking ~name~ written in them & it’s correct like
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
me when i get my books & they have my fucking ~name~ written in them & it’s correct like
cannot believe with 10 fucken hours to go my damn boss just whammed me, i’m OUTRAGED!!!
December 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
cannot believe with 10 fucken hours to go my damn boss just whammed me, i’m OUTRAGED!!!
if i said ‘i’m worried it will ruin her pedestrianisers, would you know what i was talking about about?
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
if i said ‘i’m worried it will ruin her pedestrianisers, would you know what i was talking about about?
purchased an xmas gift for my daughter & somehow made myself eligible for a free gift
that is bigger & more expensive than the gift i purchased & while i do not understand how tf this works what i do know is merry xmas to me
that is bigger & more expensive than the gift i purchased & while i do not understand how tf this works what i do know is merry xmas to me
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
purchased an xmas gift for my daughter & somehow made myself eligible for a free gift
that is bigger & more expensive than the gift i purchased & while i do not understand how tf this works what i do know is merry xmas to me
that is bigger & more expensive than the gift i purchased & while i do not understand how tf this works what i do know is merry xmas to me
good afternoon to everyone, including the duck that thought my tiger eye chip bracelet was a snack & tried to eat it off my wrist only to cause me & her the most amount of shock when it snapped & showered all over both of us.
December 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
good afternoon to everyone, including the duck that thought my tiger eye chip bracelet was a snack & tried to eat it off my wrist only to cause me & her the most amount of shock when it snapped & showered all over both of us.
there’s a moment when you take a picture of yourself & you think by everything the goddess ever touched i am so beautiful & that’s powerful
December 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
there’s a moment when you take a picture of yourself & you think by everything the goddess ever touched i am so beautiful & that’s powerful
new question: who wants to hit vodka shots with pickle juice chasers with me?
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
new question: who wants to hit vodka shots with pickle juice chasers with me?
anyone wanna help me crowd fund two million dollars, buy a plot of land, & start a commune? coz let’s go. i see 22.15ha mostly untouched & i am here
for it…
for it…
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
anyone wanna help me crowd fund two million dollars, buy a plot of land, & start a commune? coz let’s go. i see 22.15ha mostly untouched & i am here
for it…
for it…
going out for a quiet one with your mates & then actually finishing up early but somehow coming home with three more ikea bags?
December 18, 2025 at 8:37 AM
going out for a quiet one with your mates & then actually finishing up early but somehow coming home with three more ikea bags?
i have been gifted an ikea bag. it’s such a fucken stupid shape. i don’t even know what tf i would use it for? but i guess i’m cool now so thats… nice?
December 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
i have been gifted an ikea bag. it’s such a fucken stupid shape. i don’t even know what tf i would use it for? but i guess i’m cool now so thats… nice?
pickle juice is fucken delicious & if you disagree with me i’m sorry you’ve been waking up wrong your entire life
December 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
pickle juice is fucken delicious & if you disagree with me i’m sorry you’ve been waking up wrong your entire life
stood on a viewing platform of a train & watched te āpiti (the manawatū gorge) in the setting sun while i wrote something sad.
December 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
stood on a viewing platform of a train & watched te āpiti (the manawatū gorge) in the setting sun while i wrote something sad.
how does one get a splinter whilst on a train? asking for me because i am extremely confused. but also wild shout out to the guy that spent a good 5 minutes digging it out for me. top tier support. thank you, fine sir.
December 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
how does one get a splinter whilst on a train? asking for me because i am extremely confused. but also wild shout out to the guy that spent a good 5 minutes digging it out for me. top tier support. thank you, fine sir.
me yesterday, heading home from my vacation:
a woman is driving a car at night with a tear running down her face .
Alt: a woman is driving a car at night with a tear running down her face .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
me yesterday, heading home from my vacation:
i am sad that my holiday is coming to an end but i have had such an incredible time away & i would like to thank my son for spending this week with me & my bullshit.
December 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
i am sad that my holiday is coming to an end but i have had such an incredible time away & i would like to thank my son for spending this week with me & my bullshit.
i just had drinks with friends of about 30 years standing, some i haven’t seen for a decade & wow it felt like i saw them yesterday, i am blessed with wonderful people in my life & also the huapai tavern is top notch.
December 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
i just had drinks with friends of about 30 years standing, some i haven’t seen for a decade & wow it felt like i saw them yesterday, i am blessed with wonderful people in my life & also the huapai tavern is top notch.
auckland. why you so sunburn? dang.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
auckland. why you so sunburn? dang.
auckland, why are you so hot? dang.
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
auckland, why are you so hot? dang.
damn. y’all really got the xmas misery af going on. sorry for asking if you were happy just having a browse. i surely wasn’t tryna get your bad attitude spat all over me. buy whatever & experience death by politeness at the counter. i love making people apologise to me.
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
damn. y’all really got the xmas misery af going on. sorry for asking if you were happy just having a browse. i surely wasn’t tryna get your bad attitude spat all over me. buy whatever & experience death by politeness at the counter. i love making people apologise to me.
it has taken me probably 2 hours? to write 173 words that i don’t hate. how’s your friday going?
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
it has taken me probably 2 hours? to write 173 words that i don’t hate. how’s your friday going?