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bellofthebird
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small dogs are awesome & i will fight you in the street about it shut your dog hating mouth
a delightful “goodest of morning!” to everyone i love & like, a genuine “may it not destroy your peace” to them & also to those actively trying to be good people, & a hefty “absolutely go get fucked” to everyone else.
January 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
yikes tho. nobody needs more of this from me & i’m regularly reminded of that fact…
January 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
me, stuck in this shoe store while this man talks my kids fucken ear off about graduating & job availability in 2027. i just want out of here yesterday please, goddess, please.
January 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
if you entered your birthday as the first of january on any fucken platform, you get your happy birthday message from me then & not on the actual day. you made your choice.
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
it’s very rainy, windy, cold, damp.

thank you for reading my weather
update.
December 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
me when i get my books & they have my fucking ~name~ written in them & it’s correct like
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
cannot believe with 10 fucken hours to go my damn boss just whammed me, i’m OUTRAGED!!!
December 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
if i said ‘i’m worried it will ruin her pedestrianisers, would you know what i was talking about about?
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
purchased an xmas gift for my daughter & somehow made myself eligible for a free gift
that is bigger & more expensive than the gift i purchased & while i do not understand how tf this works what i do know is merry xmas to me
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
good afternoon to everyone, including the duck that thought my tiger eye chip bracelet was a snack & tried to eat it off my wrist only to cause me & her the most amount of shock when it snapped & showered all over both of us.
December 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
there’s a moment when you take a picture of yourself & you think by everything the goddess ever touched i am so beautiful & that’s powerful
December 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
new question: who wants to hit vodka shots with pickle juice chasers with me?
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
anyone wanna help me crowd fund two million dollars, buy a plot of land, & start a commune? coz let’s go. i see 22.15ha mostly untouched & i am here
for it…
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
going out for a quiet one with your mates & then actually finishing up early but somehow coming home with three more ikea bags?
December 18, 2025 at 8:37 AM
i have been gifted an ikea bag. it’s such a fucken stupid shape. i don’t even know what tf i would use it for? but i guess i’m cool now so thats… nice?
December 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
pickle juice is fucken delicious & if you disagree with me i’m sorry you’ve been waking up wrong your entire life
December 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
stood on a viewing platform of a train & watched te āpiti (the manawatū gorge) in the setting sun while i wrote something sad.
December 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
how does one get a splinter whilst on a train? asking for me because i am extremely confused. but also wild shout out to the guy that spent a good 5 minutes digging it out for me. top tier support. thank you, fine sir.
December 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
me yesterday, heading home from my vacation:
a woman is driving a car at night with a tear running down her face .
Alt: a woman is driving a car at night with a tear running down her face .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i am sad that my holiday is coming to an end but i have had such an incredible time away & i would like to thank my son for spending this week with me & my bullshit.
December 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
i just had drinks with friends of about 30 years standing, some i haven’t seen for a decade & wow it felt like i saw them yesterday, i am blessed with wonderful people in my life & also the huapai tavern is top notch.
December 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
auckland. why you so sunburn? dang.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
auckland, why are you so hot? dang.
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
damn. y’all really got the xmas misery af going on. sorry for asking if you were happy just having a browse. i surely wasn’t tryna get your bad attitude spat all over me. buy whatever & experience death by politeness at the counter. i love making people apologise to me.
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
it has taken me probably 2 hours? to write 173 words that i don’t hate. how’s your friday going?
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM