bellofthebird
@bellofthebird.bsky.social
small dogs are awesome & i will fight you in the street about it shut your dog hating mouth
i just had drinks with friends of about 30 years standing, some i haven’t seen for a decade & wow it felt like i saw them yesterday, i am blessed with wonderful people in my life & also the huapai tavern is top notch.
December 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
i just had drinks with friends of about 30 years standing, some i haven’t seen for a decade & wow it felt like i saw them yesterday, i am blessed with wonderful people in my life & also the huapai tavern is top notch.
auckland. why you so sunburn? dang.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
auckland. why you so sunburn? dang.
auckland, why are you so hot? dang.
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
auckland, why are you so hot? dang.
damn. y’all really got the xmas misery af going on. sorry for asking if you were happy just having a browse. i surely wasn’t tryna get your bad attitude spat all over me. buy whatever & experience death by politeness at the counter. i love making people apologise to me.
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
damn. y’all really got the xmas misery af going on. sorry for asking if you were happy just having a browse. i surely wasn’t tryna get your bad attitude spat all over me. buy whatever & experience death by politeness at the counter. i love making people apologise to me.
it has taken me probably 2 hours? to write 173 words that i don’t hate. how’s your friday going?
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
it has taken me probably 2 hours? to write 173 words that i don’t hate. how’s your friday going?
me. but with blue hair.
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
me. but with blue hair.
so fucken grateful this mall band is just jamming madly coz i could not deal with saxophone xmas carols or the fucking salvation army making the saddest noises ever.
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
so fucken grateful this mall band is just jamming madly coz i could not deal with saxophone xmas carols or the fucking salvation army making the saddest noises ever.
every single time i hear a ‘highly educated, rich af, it’s for the good of the nation’ politician argue about the need to improve children’s litricy a part of me dies in ‘why can you not pronounce the word literacy, clearly you need your education checked you absolute fucken tool.’
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
every single time i hear a ‘highly educated, rich af, it’s for the good of the nation’ politician argue about the need to improve children’s litricy a part of me dies in ‘why can you not pronounce the word literacy, clearly you need your education checked you absolute fucken tool.’
one year there will be a year where sleigh bells isn’t my most played/listened to albums/songs but this year will not be that year.
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
one year there will be a year where sleigh bells isn’t my most played/listened to albums/songs but this year will not be that year.
today i referred to boat building materials as cake ingredients for building. credit where credit is due, i was halfway there. i guess.
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
today i referred to boat building materials as cake ingredients for building. credit where credit is due, i was halfway there. i guess.
if you choose to climb a fence over a no go/no entry/keep away sign, you deserve whatever happens next & there should be no search & rescue unless it’s full cost to your dumb fucken arse.
“people will die!”
&? idiots will darwin themselves out. i do not see the problem here. leave them to not be.
“people will die!”
&? idiots will darwin themselves out. i do not see the problem here. leave them to not be.
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
if you choose to climb a fence over a no go/no entry/keep away sign, you deserve whatever happens next & there should be no search & rescue unless it’s full cost to your dumb fucken arse.
“people will die!”
&? idiots will darwin themselves out. i do not see the problem here. leave them to not be.
“people will die!”
&? idiots will darwin themselves out. i do not see the problem here. leave them to not be.
sometimes i remember that time i dated ‘simon’ & he yelled at me for barely even leaning on the bonnet of his car because i ‘might wrinkle the paint’ which was -extremely~ funny to me since i knew full well he’d been fucking ‘kelly’ across it a couple days earlier. & it never fails to make me laugh.
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
sometimes i remember that time i dated ‘simon’ & he yelled at me for barely even leaning on the bonnet of his car because i ‘might wrinkle the paint’ which was -extremely~ funny to me since i knew full well he’d been fucking ‘kelly’ across it a couple days earlier. & it never fails to make me laugh.
one of the best conversations i had last week was when a lady was in the shop absolutely shit talking saudi arabia & classified the shopping there as ‘high end designer tack’ & if i didn’t laugh well hard…
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
one of the best conversations i had last week was when a lady was in the shop absolutely shit talking saudi arabia & classified the shopping there as ‘high end designer tack’ & if i didn’t laugh well hard…
if your portable charger is dead & you need that baby charged, i will absolutely give you my portable charger for now. girl. i got you. we don’t need to exchange names. we rolling thru life on vibes & that’s enough.
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
if your portable charger is dead & you need that baby charged, i will absolutely give you my portable charger for now. girl. i got you. we don’t need to exchange names. we rolling thru life on vibes & that’s enough.
people i don’t see everyday no longer recognise me on the street. i guess this means, i am in fact, living my best life. well fed, moisturised, hydrated, & fucks free. today is how i want the rest of my life to be.
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
people i don’t see everyday no longer recognise me on the street. i guess this means, i am in fact, living my best life. well fed, moisturised, hydrated, & fucks free. today is how i want the rest of my life to be.
“i cannot understand how i believe more than 29% of what you tell me.” i looked up towards the ceiling & continued “every single time i just buy whatever you’re selling, i should really be more discerning.”
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“i cannot understand how i believe more than 29% of what you tell me.” i looked up towards the ceiling & continued “every single time i just buy whatever you’re selling, i should really be more discerning.”
inspired to send in driver compliment form today about my regular driver because yesterdays fill in was… rough… as guts… i feel like i should not limp off the bus ya know? but also it didn’t exactly kill me so, can’t complain ~too~ much.
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
inspired to send in driver compliment form today about my regular driver because yesterdays fill in was… rough… as guts… i feel like i should not limp off the bus ya know? but also it didn’t exactly kill me so, can’t complain ~too~ much.
making a bullet point list of dream recollection from the epic brain experience of last nights 'not really' sleep & this guy says to me, "a list! i love that! nobody makes a list to tick off anymore."
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
making a bullet point list of dream recollection from the epic brain experience of last nights 'not really' sleep & this guy says to me, "a list! i love that! nobody makes a list to tick off anymore."
“…unless you’re tryna democratise this pussy”
i’m so sorry to everyone that had to hear that & that’s why y’all have to read it.
there is a ~lot~ wrong with me. yes.
i’m so sorry to everyone that had to hear that & that’s why y’all have to read it.
there is a ~lot~ wrong with me. yes.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
“…unless you’re tryna democratise this pussy”
i’m so sorry to everyone that had to hear that & that’s why y’all have to read it.
there is a ~lot~ wrong with me. yes.
i’m so sorry to everyone that had to hear that & that’s why y’all have to read it.
there is a ~lot~ wrong with me. yes.
seriously house hunting & also cannot believe anyone in their right mind would lend me this amount of money
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
seriously house hunting & also cannot believe anyone in their right mind would lend me this amount of money
one of the dumbest takes i have ever seen is that, if you’ve ever used a snapchat filter you can’t complain about ai in art because you’ve used ai. proof that having a following doesn’t make you much of anything. the capacity to be an absolute fucking moron exists for everyone.
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 AM
one of the dumbest takes i have ever seen is that, if you’ve ever used a snapchat filter you can’t complain about ai in art because you’ve used ai. proof that having a following doesn’t make you much of anything. the capacity to be an absolute fucking moron exists for everyone.
i love my job, i love the shop i work in, i love the owner/manager, i love the things we stock, i love all the freedom she has given me to work in a manner that keeps me balanced & healthy. but. some of these fucking customers need to learn about disclosure boundaries & not trauma dump on me 💀
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
i love my job, i love the shop i work in, i love the owner/manager, i love the things we stock, i love all the freedom she has given me to work in a manner that keeps me balanced & healthy. but. some of these fucking customers need to learn about disclosure boundaries & not trauma dump on me 💀
“53 years??”
“53 years”
“shit, that’s longer than i’ve been alive for…”
“it’s longer than ~I’ve~ been alive for”
“although, not added together”
“no, that would be much more”
“53 years”
“shit, that’s longer than i’ve been alive for…”
“it’s longer than ~I’ve~ been alive for”
“although, not added together”
“no, that would be much more”
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“53 years??”
“53 years”
“shit, that’s longer than i’ve been alive for…”
“it’s longer than ~I’ve~ been alive for”
“although, not added together”
“no, that would be much more”
“53 years”
“shit, that’s longer than i’ve been alive for…”
“it’s longer than ~I’ve~ been alive for”
“although, not added together”
“no, that would be much more”
i just want an irl girl to be my friend so that i can be vulnerable & soft with her. i desperately miss having someone i can weep on that i can offer comfort in reciprocal to. ffs. i am a good person & i deserve better than this specific type of loneliness.
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
i just want an irl girl to be my friend so that i can be vulnerable & soft with her. i desperately miss having someone i can weep on that i can offer comfort in reciprocal to. ffs. i am a good person & i deserve better than this specific type of loneliness.
finished reading a series where one of the main characters is described like alan rickman looks. returned to finish a series where there is a main character with the same name. except he makes me think of a curly haired steve martin. it’s making reading very difficult for me
November 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
finished reading a series where one of the main characters is described like alan rickman looks. returned to finish a series where there is a main character with the same name. except he makes me think of a curly haired steve martin. it’s making reading very difficult for me