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mets fan (derogatory) in the wrong time zone (MET) near Metz.
Dear NYT, I’m like 5000 miles away from the US, I’m the perfect guy to interview about the situation in a region I’ve never been to. My signal is…
January 15, 2026 at 3:55 PM
you can only post that frame so often before I deploy a tactical movie
January 14, 2026 at 11:19 PM
madonna record?!?!
European Tripwire
IRBM threats
Sandinistas in Nicaragua
Iran in crisis mode
Missile defense delusions
New Madonna album looms
January 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Mets did WHAT?!
January 14, 2026 at 7:33 PM
tap to id the guy that's beating you so you can address him properly and ask him nicely to stop
January 14, 2026 at 5:35 PM
"apple broke the keyboard" sure, now try writing a language you can't even set your keyboard to and you can only disable correction globally.
January 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
tfw you waited a year to amass enough random components so you qualify for free shipping and can finally replace the obscure fuses in all your multi meters.
January 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
mdns just randomly stops working, day ending in y.
January 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
blasphemy!
January 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Reposted by ben
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
it happened rehearsal, time to open up that can of dr pepper
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I’ve run out of usb-c cables again but I found this crime in the 3rd box of cables.
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
January 13, 2026 at 2:32 PM
at least the holiday season is right around the corner
January 13, 2026 at 12:09 PM
how the fuck did they keep that link to reddit in the story, it's pure speculation.
January 13, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Today is Quartidi the 24th of Nivôse in the year 234.
Nivôse is the month of snow.
Today we celebrate copper.#JacobinDay

More information on copper
January 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
*bsky barely loads*
me: "did it happen?!?!"
January 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
china gonna fund reeducation for all european carmaker CEOs and politicians?
(AP) - China says it has reached an agreement with the EU on steps toward resolving their dispute over electric vehicle imports.

@apnews.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I have a 2005 color laser printer—that still works* and I even have replacement toner somewhere but it's still at 50% after 20 years somehow—ladies.
(*there's some smudging recently, looks like the drum)
if you’re a boyfriend and you don’t have a printer but could, get on that. boyfriends have printers.
January 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
can the unused pole-grease budget be used for septa?
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
If you bet on Golden Globes Best Podcast Winner on Polymarket you should not be able to drive a car for five years
January 12, 2026 at 1:52 AM
birbs ded
January 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/...
lol there's so much more
Air to Ground Message:

I KINDA WANT STEALERS IN BOWL JUST FOR RODGERS TO GET ONE MORE RING

Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Bombardier CRJ900
A: #ac420349bd8
F: #fd0df8a2a8f

#acars #vdlm2
January 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
oh look they're already doing a remake of the accountant!
January 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM