Benj
@benjrainwrite.bsky.social
Time is running out - ACT NOW to pay attention to me before the end of the holiday season‼️
December 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Time is running out - ACT NOW to pay attention to me before the end of the holiday season‼️
Yeah no totally I just think maybe we can workshop this a little
December 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Yeah no totally I just think maybe we can workshop this a little
"A self-styled yuletide enfant terrible, Benj's avant-garde and iconoclastic approach to wrapping gifts asks the viewer to sit with the simultaneous yet unique discomforts of exposure and concealment"
December 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"A self-styled yuletide enfant terrible, Benj's avant-garde and iconoclastic approach to wrapping gifts asks the viewer to sit with the simultaneous yet unique discomforts of exposure and concealment"
Finally learning to accept that mixed messages are actually rather straightforward
December 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Finally learning to accept that mixed messages are actually rather straightforward
"You got that definition of toffee?"
-"Sure did boss, real fuckin nasty just like you asked" "
"What"
-"Sure did boss, real fuckin nasty just like you asked" "
"What"
December 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"You got that definition of toffee?"
-"Sure did boss, real fuckin nasty just like you asked" "
"What"
-"Sure did boss, real fuckin nasty just like you asked" "
"What"
Proposed seeing Ella McCay on a date but is that going to be a train wreck in a fun way or in a "hey so I had fun last night but I don't think we're a match" way
December 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Proposed seeing Ella McCay on a date but is that going to be a train wreck in a fun way or in a "hey so I had fun last night but I don't think we're a match" way
Hot dad on the train put chapstick on his toddler and the toddler delightedly reciprocated by putting chapstick on most of the lower third of the dad's face 🥺
December 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Hot dad on the train put chapstick on his toddler and the toddler delightedly reciprocated by putting chapstick on most of the lower third of the dad's face 🥺
I have to speak my truth: I've never had French toast that wasn't at least a little too eggy for my liking. I try to keep an open mind but I might have to call it on this one
December 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I have to speak my truth: I've never had French toast that wasn't at least a little too eggy for my liking. I try to keep an open mind but I might have to call it on this one
I'm always so puzzled by Obama's year-end lists which seem to serve no purpose other than showing he's got a [team with a] finger on the pulse. Who are these for? What does he get out of them?
December 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I'm always so puzzled by Obama's year-end lists which seem to serve no purpose other than showing he's got a [team with a] finger on the pulse. Who are these for? What does he get out of them?
High of 54 today.......... might wear slutty little shorts around the neighborhood just to be annoyingggg 😈
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
High of 54 today.......... might wear slutty little shorts around the neighborhood just to be annoyingggg 😈
Trying to overcome my instinctive icy aloofness to tell this guy I’m excited for our date and I think it’s freaking him out ☹️
December 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Trying to overcome my instinctive icy aloofness to tell this guy I’m excited for our date and I think it’s freaking him out ☹️
Rode the train with someone who looked like oomf after getting zapped by the bearification ray……. much to think about……
December 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Rode the train with someone who looked like oomf after getting zapped by the bearification ray……. much to think about……
He messaged me again asking for another chance despite "not meeting [my] standards" (a little snide tbh) and like. We are clearly not compatible. Does he think our great love story will begin with wearing me down enough to say yes??
He self-identified as “trad” unprompted and clarified that didn’t mean “conservative” so I asked if he is in fact conservative and he responded his politics are “complicated”
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
He messaged me again asking for another chance despite "not meeting [my] standards" (a little snide tbh) and like. We are clearly not compatible. Does he think our great love story will begin with wearing me down enough to say yes??
Feels a little too casual that it's the Gospel of "Luke" idk
December 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Feels a little too casual that it's the Gospel of "Luke" idk
One of my greatest skills is topping off a cup of coffee while there's still enough left in it to maintain a consistent drinkable temperature
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
One of my greatest skills is topping off a cup of coffee while there's still enough left in it to maintain a consistent drinkable temperature
Yeah prob easier if we just chat instead of emailing, can everyone hop on a Zoom rq?
December 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Yeah prob easier if we just chat instead of emailing, can everyone hop on a Zoom rq?
Went to a local jewelry store to get my watch battery replaced and noticed after a few minutes that the jeweler had a gun on his hip
a boy in a striped vest stands in a crowd
Alt: a boy in a striped vest stands in a crowd
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Went to a local jewelry store to get my watch battery replaced and noticed after a few minutes that the jeweler had a gun on his hip
Met someone named Séverine and thought omg just like in French textbooks
December 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Met someone named Séverine and thought omg just like in French textbooks
I find jokes about "gay guy names" trite (they're just common names and you only know gay guys) but one specific "Matt" always pops up in my Switch friends and I'm like well that could be basically anybody
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I find jokes about "gay guy names" trite (they're just common names and you only know gay guys) but one specific "Matt" always pops up in my Switch friends and I'm like well that could be basically anybody
Nicki Minaj's trajectory has been so tragic (in the fatal flaw sense), just a victim of her own ego and paranoia and inability to get out of her own way. Sad to see tbh!
December 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Nicki Minaj's trajectory has been so tragic (in the fatal flaw sense), just a victim of her own ego and paranoia and inability to get out of her own way. Sad to see tbh!
Just like... remember when they went ballistic on fans for making unlicensed Baby Yoda gifs ~5 years ago??
December 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Just like... remember when they went ballistic on fans for making unlicensed Baby Yoda gifs ~5 years ago??
Supposedly Gen Z coworker who I suspect is Never Been Kissed-ing us about her age was humming the unmistakable riff from White Winter Hymnal by Fleet Foxes 🤨🤨🤨 I'm onto you
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Supposedly Gen Z coworker who I suspect is Never Been Kissed-ing us about her age was humming the unmistakable riff from White Winter Hymnal by Fleet Foxes 🤨🤨🤨 I'm onto you
Does anyone remember where I put the replacement filters for my humidifier thx in advance
December 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Does anyone remember where I put the replacement filters for my humidifier thx in advance
My work cloud storage is restricted on my home network but I have external sharing privileges so I log into my remote server and share files with my personal email so I can download them, work on them at home, and then email them back to myself to re-upload. I love efficiency
December 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My work cloud storage is restricted on my home network but I have external sharing privileges so I log into my remote server and share files with my personal email so I can download them, work on them at home, and then email them back to myself to re-upload. I love efficiency
Guy at the deli insisted on giving me a free sample and manually overrode the scale to charge me less... what are we
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Guy at the deli insisted on giving me a free sample and manually overrode the scale to charge me less... what are we