Benj
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My friend briefly dated an outrageously sweet guy whose idea of a "prank" was painstakingly refilling his roommate's tube of toothpaste every few days. "He's going to be so confused when it never runs out 😂😂😂"
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My friend briefly dated an outrageously sweet guy whose idea of a "prank" was painstakingly refilling his roommate's tube of toothpaste every few days. "He's going to be so confused when it never runs out 😂😂😂"
Found poetry on the Wikipedia page for button mushrooms
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Found poetry on the Wikipedia page for button mushrooms
Scylla and the Sirens on streaming when??
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Scylla and the Sirens on streaming when??
Guy on the train was reading a hardcover of Amy Coney Barrett's book. Others can really be fundamentally unknowable huh
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Guy on the train was reading a hardcover of Amy Coney Barrett's book. Others can really be fundamentally unknowable huh
Working from my favorite Albanian café in the neighborhood
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Working from my favorite Albanian café in the neighborhood
(Didn't Pelosi announce she wasn't seeking reelection a few days ago?? Was that just an "according to insiders" thing and now she's confirmed it?)
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
(Didn't Pelosi announce she wasn't seeking reelection a few days ago?? Was that just an "according to insiders" thing and now she's confirmed it?)
Just remembered my late 2000s high school physics teacher who was on a hopeless crusade to correct the era's rampant misuse of the word random ("you mean arbitrary!")
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Just remembered my late 2000s high school physics teacher who was on a hopeless crusade to correct the era's rampant misuse of the word random ("you mean arbitrary!")
Okayyy I don't want to read too much into it but Zohran viewed my GOTV Instagram story.............
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Okayyy I don't want to read too much into it but Zohran viewed my GOTV Instagram story.............
He’s so real for this
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
He’s so real for this
Pronouncing someone's name right is just basic respect regardless but Mamdani is 3 phonetic syllables! You almost have to try to get it wrong! All these racists contorting themselves to pretend it's so foreign and unknowable
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Pronouncing someone's name right is just basic respect regardless but Mamdani is 3 phonetic syllables! You almost have to try to get it wrong! All these racists contorting themselves to pretend it's so foreign and unknowable
On principle I will not like an airplane bathroom thirst trap. I have had to wait to pee too many times to condone gay guys stripping down to their britches in there. We live in a society goddamnit
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
On principle I will not like an airplane bathroom thirst trap. I have had to wait to pee too many times to condone gay guys stripping down to their britches in there. We live in a society goddamnit
One of my classes meets on Monday nights so I told work I couldn't attend a meeting later due to a "class conflict"
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
One of my classes meets on Monday nights so I told work I couldn't attend a meeting later due to a "class conflict"
Hi Benjamin, we had a chance to review your profile and it looks like you could be interested in shit from a butt
November 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hi Benjamin, we had a chance to review your profile and it looks like you could be interested in shit from a butt
Think I'm gonna make matcha overnight oats
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Think I'm gonna make matcha overnight oats
What name do you think we deem the most "normal" in both humans and dogs? My money is probably on Charlie or maybe Luna
November 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
What name do you think we deem the most "normal" in both humans and dogs? My money is probably on Charlie or maybe Luna
Not that we need to do a taxonomy of misogyny but "cheater who takes his mistress to Bergdorf's" strikes me as a fairly different flavor from "4chan stan"
November 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Not that we need to do a taxonomy of misogyny but "cheater who takes his mistress to Bergdorf's" strikes me as a fairly different flavor from "4chan stan"
Living in NYC is wild bc how am I getting asked for help with a power drill. How could I possibly be someone’s masc-est friend
November 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Living in NYC is wild bc how am I getting asked for help with a power drill. How could I possibly be someone’s masc-est friend
Some of the stuff on the Lily Allen album really hits a little too close to home (I've gotten stuck on the F train)
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Some of the stuff on the Lily Allen album really hits a little too close to home (I've gotten stuck on the F train)
Stores should rly carry a couple cold 6-packs of Diet Coke for sober people to take to parties
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Stores should rly carry a couple cold 6-packs of Diet Coke for sober people to take to parties
Visual migraine and randomly can't feel my toes 🤪 my body feels like a TV playing static
October 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Visual migraine and randomly can't feel my toes 🤪 my body feels like a TV playing static
Another reason we should keep daylight saving year-round is that it feels so ascetic and self-disciplined to wake up before sunrise even though it’s only like… 6:30
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Another reason we should keep daylight saving year-round is that it feels so ascetic and self-disciplined to wake up before sunrise even though it’s only like… 6:30
Started befriending a classmate but then she mentioned she appreciated how this week's class wasn't so "political" (last week we discussed the cuts to USAID)
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Started befriending a classmate but then she mentioned she appreciated how this week's class wasn't so "political" (last week we discussed the cuts to USAID)
When I'm mayor I will give pedestrians unconditional right of way when it's raining
October 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
When I'm mayor I will give pedestrians unconditional right of way when it's raining
If you are choosing to press play on a Ryan Murphy program in 2025 you're kind of waiving your right to complain about it idk
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If you are choosing to press play on a Ryan Murphy program in 2025 you're kind of waiving your right to complain about it idk
Oh? How intriguing… okay, I’ll bite…
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Oh? How intriguing… okay, I’ll bite…