Ben Jules
@benjulesrun.bsky.social
When you look back on all the stupidest shit you've heard all day, I'll be there
I don't need a therapist I need someone to give me permission to do dishes at 11pm in my own home
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I don't need a therapist I need someone to give me permission to do dishes at 11pm in my own home
Is AI any different from using words and letters you didn't personally create and design without crediting anyone?
December 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Is AI any different from using words and letters you didn't personally create and design without crediting anyone?
the US loves isreal because they heard they had an oil that lasts 7x longer
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
the US loves isreal because they heard they had an oil that lasts 7x longer
does fuck ice include frozone 🥺
December 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
does fuck ice include frozone 🥺
I can't wait to some day have a candidate I like enough to get a bumper sticker
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I can't wait to some day have a candidate I like enough to get a bumper sticker
if I haven't been at an open mic it's because I've been decentering myself and holding space for women and people of color
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
if I haven't been at an open mic it's because I've been decentering myself and holding space for women and people of color
the thing about christmas is I don't need socks I need a house and a car
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
the thing about christmas is I don't need socks I need a house and a car
"do you recall the most famous reindeer of all" is an absolutely insane question to ask
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"do you recall the most famous reindeer of all" is an absolutely insane question to ask
latest report from the white house: affordability is a "skill issue." struggling families are advised to "get their money up"
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
latest report from the white house: affordability is a "skill issue." struggling families are advised to "get their money up"
when ai takes your job it's just gonna be an 18 year old with basic computer skills
December 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
when ai takes your job it's just gonna be an 18 year old with basic computer skills
hey if you buy flatware can you try it and return it or is that against the rules. hypothetically speaking
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
hey if you buy flatware can you try it and return it or is that against the rules. hypothetically speaking
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I am constantly going back and forth between "I'm never paying for another subscription again" and "My time is invaluable and I'm never watching another ad again"
July 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I am constantly going back and forth between "I'm never paying for another subscription again" and "My time is invaluable and I'm never watching another ad again"
creating an app that helps you cancel your 6 rocketmoney subscriptions
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
creating an app that helps you cancel your 6 rocketmoney subscriptions
pronouncing QR like it rhymes with Dr
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
pronouncing QR like it rhymes with Dr
when I'm president the turkey pardon will be sponsored by peta and it will be VERY preachy
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
when I'm president the turkey pardon will be sponsored by peta and it will be VERY preachy
for christmas I want an SD card with all of wikipedia on it
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
for christmas I want an SD card with all of wikipedia on it
they got videos of people dying in ukraine on 60 minutes but god forbid someone says fuck on tv
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
they got videos of people dying in ukraine on 60 minutes but god forbid someone says fuck on tv
everybody gangsta until the devil eggs start hatching
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
everybody gangsta until the devil eggs start hatching
oh you like authenticity? well how about when im authentically RACIST
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
oh you like authenticity? well how about when im authentically RACIST
not the non-contact umpire injury 😫
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
not the non-contact umpire injury 😫
if there was no fire dept and someone suggested making one they would get called a socialist
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
if there was no fire dept and someone suggested making one they would get called a socialist
turkey makes you sleepy because of the trypophobia
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
turkey makes you sleepy because of the trypophobia
I've been saying "and all that jazz" at work because I don't think they would understand "type shit"
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I've been saying "and all that jazz" at work because I don't think they would understand "type shit"
WWMSCTIBARG (what would make Sabrina Carpenter think I'm being a responsible guy)
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
WWMSCTIBARG (what would make Sabrina Carpenter think I'm being a responsible guy)
stand up comedians when the dumbest things are happening to them
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media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
stand up comedians when the dumbest things are happening to them