and of course my parents for having me, and all my ancestors, and everyone I ever thought was cool, and the great Haudenosaunee people who faithfully shepherded the land I am posting from, and the beautiful Kohler toilet bowl from which I'm typing this, and many more

This post was made possible by generations of speakers of Latin, German, French, and English iterating on each other, as well as the hardworking folks at Bluesky and Google, and the countless unnamed web developers and computer scientists before them,

spending your whole life with a woman???? gay

fuck that's so true but I'm also so offended

you've never looked better

you: gets called to HR
me: goes to the hoctor's office

"yes just scan the quoctor code"