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Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang
December 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy he sang
wow, some bird left some very unfavorable reviews on my windshield.
December 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
wow, some bird left some very unfavorable reviews on my windshield.
Me: *Carrying apparently 100 pound bed frame headboard in giant box up steep stairway.*
8-year-old son: DAD! DAD!
Me: *tries not to tumble down stairway while stopping.* ...yes son?
8y.o.s.: The Titans QB1 just threw an interception!
Me: ...okay then.
8-year-old son: DAD! DAD!
Me: *tries not to tumble down stairway while stopping.* ...yes son?
8y.o.s.: The Titans QB1 just threw an interception!
Me: ...okay then.
December 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Me: *Carrying apparently 100 pound bed frame headboard in giant box up steep stairway.*
8-year-old son: DAD! DAD!
Me: *tries not to tumble down stairway while stopping.* ...yes son?
8y.o.s.: The Titans QB1 just threw an interception!
Me: ...okay then.
8-year-old son: DAD! DAD!
Me: *tries not to tumble down stairway while stopping.* ...yes son?
8y.o.s.: The Titans QB1 just threw an interception!
Me: ...okay then.
Every online guitar course:
Tired of playing the SAME OLD CHORDS? THIS is what YOU NEED to reach the NEXT LEVEL. If you buy TODAY this bundle of lessons we will arbitrarily claim is WORTH THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS can be yours for JUST $99!!!!* Break through your plateau and ROCK!
*Renews annually.
Tired of playing the SAME OLD CHORDS? THIS is what YOU NEED to reach the NEXT LEVEL. If you buy TODAY this bundle of lessons we will arbitrarily claim is WORTH THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS can be yours for JUST $99!!!!* Break through your plateau and ROCK!
*Renews annually.
December 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Every online guitar course:
Tired of playing the SAME OLD CHORDS? THIS is what YOU NEED to reach the NEXT LEVEL. If you buy TODAY this bundle of lessons we will arbitrarily claim is WORTH THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS can be yours for JUST $99!!!!* Break through your plateau and ROCK!
*Renews annually.
Tired of playing the SAME OLD CHORDS? THIS is what YOU NEED to reach the NEXT LEVEL. If you buy TODAY this bundle of lessons we will arbitrarily claim is WORTH THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS can be yours for JUST $99!!!!* Break through your plateau and ROCK!
*Renews annually.
Happy winter solstice to you all. Tomorrow every day gets a little longer and has a little more light in it. Isn't that nice? Can't we all use a little more light in our lives?
Here's a short song for the long night.
youtu.be/ZgHdUeMHTwc?...
Here's a short song for the long night.
youtu.be/ZgHdUeMHTwc?...
Pink Moon
YouTube video by Nick Drake - Topic
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Happy winter solstice to you all. Tomorrow every day gets a little longer and has a little more light in it. Isn't that nice? Can't we all use a little more light in our lives?
Here's a short song for the long night.
youtu.be/ZgHdUeMHTwc?...
Here's a short song for the long night.
youtu.be/ZgHdUeMHTwc?...
We renovated our house last year and we're finally having an open house type thing after new years just for neighbors so they can come check it out, and it's like waaaay too many people, so I'm getting excited every time I get a notice that someone responded they can't make it.
December 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
We renovated our house last year and we're finally having an open house type thing after new years just for neighbors so they can come check it out, and it's like waaaay too many people, so I'm getting excited every time I get a notice that someone responded they can't make it.
Bowen Yang was a rare bright spot in an otherwise mostly lousy SNL era where the show mostly failed to develop breakout cast members or produce great sketches. I think it's in a better place this year, and I get him leaving before he burns out or we get tired of him, but he will be missed.
December 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Bowen Yang was a rare bright spot in an otherwise mostly lousy SNL era where the show mostly failed to develop breakout cast members or produce great sketches. I think it's in a better place this year, and I get him leaving before he burns out or we get tired of him, but he will be missed.
Watched St. Vincent doing Bowie's Young Americans on the Late Show and realized Jason Falkner is playing guitar for her these days, then realized how weird it is that I can still pick Jason Falkner out in someone else's band so many years after Jellyfish, The Grays, and his own solo career....
December 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Watched St. Vincent doing Bowie's Young Americans on the Late Show and realized Jason Falkner is playing guitar for her these days, then realized how weird it is that I can still pick Jason Falkner out in someone else's band so many years after Jellyfish, The Grays, and his own solo career....
Hey @phandy2001.bsky.social - Criterion Channel has a whole directed by Howard Hawks series going now with some truly plum old movies. Rio Bravo, The Big Sleep, His Girl Friday, To Have and Have Not...
December 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Hey @phandy2001.bsky.social - Criterion Channel has a whole directed by Howard Hawks series going now with some truly plum old movies. Rio Bravo, The Big Sleep, His Girl Friday, To Have and Have Not...
As someone who grew up with Patrick Dempsey as the nebbishy wannabe-Matthew-Broderick of Can't Buy Me Love, it's really hard getting my head around him now being deemed universally cool and sexy.
December 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
As someone who grew up with Patrick Dempsey as the nebbishy wannabe-Matthew-Broderick of Can't Buy Me Love, it's really hard getting my head around him now being deemed universally cool and sexy.
Romeo & Juliet set against the backdrop of the families are just two old neighbor dudes with leaf-blowers blowing leaves endlessly back and forth between their houses.
December 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Romeo & Juliet set against the backdrop of the families are just two old neighbor dudes with leaf-blowers blowing leaves endlessly back and forth between their houses.
Today on "What's Stuck in Matt's Headspace?": This song straight cracks me up *and* it grooves. That bass, man. So solid. So sexy. So in control.
Don't mess with Badu.
youtu.be/YY2-mrsXgMM?...
Don't mess with Badu.
youtu.be/YY2-mrsXgMM?...
Erykah Badu - Tyrone (Live)
YouTube video by ErykahBaduVEVO
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Today on "What's Stuck in Matt's Headspace?": This song straight cracks me up *and* it grooves. That bass, man. So solid. So sexy. So in control.
Don't mess with Badu.
youtu.be/YY2-mrsXgMM?...
Don't mess with Badu.
youtu.be/YY2-mrsXgMM?...
I load the dishwasher like a mildly autistic packing crate loader trying to fit everything in 3D-jigsaw-puzzle-style to every available bit of space in the box.
My wife loads a dishwasher like a feral raccoon tossing stuff about a dumpster looking for a cheese rind.
My wife loads a dishwasher like a feral raccoon tossing stuff about a dumpster looking for a cheese rind.
December 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I load the dishwasher like a mildly autistic packing crate loader trying to fit everything in 3D-jigsaw-puzzle-style to every available bit of space in the box.
My wife loads a dishwasher like a feral raccoon tossing stuff about a dumpster looking for a cheese rind.
My wife loads a dishwasher like a feral raccoon tossing stuff about a dumpster looking for a cheese rind.
How does one learn to eat slowly? I honestly don't know how not to just wolf down the food in front of me. Aren't you all afraid someone's gonna take that away if you don't eat it *right* now?
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
How does one learn to eat slowly? I honestly don't know how not to just wolf down the food in front of me. Aren't you all afraid someone's gonna take that away if you don't eat it *right* now?
Might swing down by the Donald Trump Washington Monument to pay my respects at the Donald Trump Vietnam War Memorial and the Donald Trump Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool before grabbing a bite at Donald Trump's Ruth's Chris Steakhouse this weekend.
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Might swing down by the Donald Trump Washington Monument to pay my respects at the Donald Trump Vietnam War Memorial and the Donald Trump Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool before grabbing a bite at Donald Trump's Ruth's Chris Steakhouse this weekend.
The drumbeat on 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover should get its own shrine in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
December 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The drumbeat on 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover should get its own shrine in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
who says law libraries don't have the most enthralling reading.
December 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
who says law libraries don't have the most enthralling reading.
who decided to stock the office fridge with this? it's like drinking sunscreen. this is terrible.
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
who decided to stock the office fridge with this? it's like drinking sunscreen. this is terrible.
Today on "What's Stuck in Matt's Heaspace?": What a career Suzanne Vega's had. Her music covers a surprisingly wide range of genres and interesting explorations, with her soft (but steady) voice, observatory lyrics, and emotional intelligence always at the center of it.
youtu.be/9YIBmZjONtA?...
youtu.be/9YIBmZjONtA?...
Suzanne Vega - Left Of Center
YouTube video by SuzanneVegaVEVO
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Today on "What's Stuck in Matt's Heaspace?": What a career Suzanne Vega's had. Her music covers a surprisingly wide range of genres and interesting explorations, with her soft (but steady) voice, observatory lyrics, and emotional intelligence always at the center of it.
youtu.be/9YIBmZjONtA?...
youtu.be/9YIBmZjONtA?...
The Donald J. Trump Center for Self Anal Smoke Blowing
December 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Donald J. Trump Center for Self Anal Smoke Blowing
Sometimes it feels like the country is a giant old house and he's a decrepit old man with an explosive diarrhea problem who moved in and just started spattering literal shit everywhere and you're just watching the shit hit every surface and wondering how you'd even begin to get all the stains out.
Kim Jong Un votes to rename theater he spent past year razing the Kim Jong Un Very Successful Center for Gold and Other Artistic Stuff. Big Success! Much Greatness!™
www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
Kennedy Center board votes to rename ‘Trump-Kennedy Center’
Kennedy Center trustees, installed earlier this year by President Trump, have voted to rename the center after him, said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Sometimes it feels like the country is a giant old house and he's a decrepit old man with an explosive diarrhea problem who moved in and just started spattering literal shit everywhere and you're just watching the shit hit every surface and wondering how you'd even begin to get all the stains out.
Kim Jong Un votes to rename theater he spent past year razing the Kim Jong Un Very Successful Center for Gold and Other Artistic Stuff. Big Success! Much Greatness!™
www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
Kennedy Center board votes to rename ‘Trump-Kennedy Center’
Kennedy Center trustees, installed earlier this year by President Trump, have voted to rename the center after him, said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Kim Jong Un votes to rename theater he spent past year razing the Kim Jong Un Very Successful Center for Gold and Other Artistic Stuff. Big Success! Much Greatness!™
www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
Today on "What's Stuck in Matt's Headspace?": Miss ya, Joe. The man never lost his fastball.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hCt0...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hCt0...
Joe Strummer - Get Down Moses (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Joe Strummer Official
m.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Today on "What's Stuck in Matt's Headspace?": Miss ya, Joe. The man never lost his fastball.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hCt0...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hCt0...
"Don't believe what your bank account is telling you" is a hell of an economic message.
December 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"Don't believe what your bank account is telling you" is a hell of an economic message.
survivor good.
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
survivor good.