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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1h

#TeamKnivesDownForksAndSpoonsUp #LoadWeek #YeahThatsRightLoadWeek

damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 2h

One way I know that Phish is off the road and no one has fired their drummer today is that the wook feed is discussing proper dishwasher loading technique.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 2h

Oh, a Michael Jackson biopic.

Yes I'm sure that won't glide over any tricky subjects.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 13h

Because if there's one surefire way to get Americans back on your side after they've handed you an electoral beatdown, it's by fucking up their Thanksgiving travel.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...

Trump Administration Live Updates: U.S. to Cut Air Traffic at 40 Airports Over Government Shutdown

www.nytimes.com

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 18h

My son took me through his Halloween stash. Looks like it was a rough year for anyone who wanted a Baby Ruth, 100 Grand, Payday, Nestle's Crunch, or Caramello.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 20h

I want to argue with this but I can't. So... yeah, well done.

Might drop Tedeschi Trucks Band in at like a Tier 2.5, although they are also probably better classified as jamband adjacent, in the mode of DMB.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 23h

Gwen Stefani probably got "Don't Speak" on repeat today while asking baby jesus what went wrong.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1d

With his political career over, Andrew Cuomo can finally open that little sexual harassment shop he always dreamed of having.

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The Natidude @thenatidude.bsky.social · 1d

Tonight's fun hey where were all you cunts a year ago?

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1d

I wish we didn't have to live through so much Shithead for the Not Shithead vote to turn out the next go round, but it sure is nice to see a lot of Not Shithead tonight.

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🇨🇦 Zoë Keating @zoekeating.com · 1d

It’s been a while since I hopescrolled

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1d

It's a shame Dick Cheney's not around to see this.

Matthew Wilson @mttwls.bsky.social · 1d

Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1d

Daniel Craig is a mid rent Steve McQueen with more of a flair for comedy.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1d

Standard tiiiiiime
and the living is dark out.

damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1d

It's funny that this man is named after a tough and flavorful piece of meat when he so resembles a ground up variety lacking both spine and taste.

Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 1d

Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?

Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1d

All coffee better be $5.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1d

Sampson and Delilah is a story about the merits of just shutting the fuck up sometimes.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1d

I remember when they thought people were gonna buy $5,000 Segways and people were like "that's dumb as hell," and now you can't walk 2 blocks without getting run over by someone on a $200 scooter. So good job Segway for having a good idea and making it too stupidly to work.

damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 1d

They're a great band to dip into through greatest hits albums (early stuff: Eponymous; later: In Time). For albums, Murmur is my fave for their smaller, earlier sound and the back half of Out of Time my fave for their big, later one. Don't love the no-Bill Berry albums, but still some good songs.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 2d

My almost-13-year old's just been watching Gilmore Girls. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 2d

You'd be hard-pressed to find two artists who've backed up their talk by actually walking the walk more vigorously than Fugazi and Neil Young. I love Neil, and this is some very good bounce-back Neil, but Fugazi is throwing prime young heat here and theirs is the more alive and essential album.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Got a local buddy who can lend you a coat and tie?

If not, you can always buy a cheap coat and tie at a local store or on Amazon - keep the tags on and return it after.

not.buy

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Dick Cheney pushed America to embrace torture and extrajudicial imprisonment, and normalized using Federal power to attack political enemies. The modern Republican party sits directly upon the overtly partisan, anti-truth, anti-law structures he built. He was a terrible, destructive VP.

Bye Dick.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, I remember seeing Phil & Friends and The Allman Brothers on a tour together and it was *extremely* clear which one of them was an actual band that regularly played and practiced together and which one was a group of very good musicians who all knew the music but did not.

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt.bsky.social · 2d

Sadly, I get the impression they all shied away from dealing with uncomfortable interpersonal situations, preferring to ignore stuff until it blew up and to discard people and move on to avoid examining how their own behavior might have contributed to issues. It's not where they shone brightest.

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