damn i wish i was your lawyer
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you will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
you will be visited by 3 spirits
The Devil's Own Cocktail.
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The Devil's Own Cocktail.
The '80s were wild man.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The '80s were wild man.
The Wood Brothers
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The Wood Brothers
My son was really Robert Smith-ing today.
December 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My son was really Robert Smith-ing today.
His bran is as sharp as a tack.
(Ouch!)
(Ouch!)
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
His bran is as sharp as a tack.
(Ouch!)
(Ouch!)
"Cranberry Wensleydale" is my stripper name.
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"Cranberry Wensleydale" is my stripper name.
Sigh. We used to have stuff.
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sigh. We used to have stuff.
I know these are still brand spankin' new but they're already the best jerseys the Caps have and I hope we keep 'em around.
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I know these are still brand spankin' new but they're already the best jerseys the Caps have and I hope we keep 'em around.
"How can we let people know that this is a show about selling stuff but really about a bunch of dicks?"
"We could sell DVD sets but make each season a different size and slightly alter the color so they won't match at all."
"Perfect."
"We could sell DVD sets but make each season a different size and slightly alter the color so they won't match at all."
"Perfect."
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"How can we let people know that this is a show about selling stuff but really about a bunch of dicks?"
"We could sell DVD sets but make each season a different size and slightly alter the color so they won't match at all."
"Perfect."
"We could sell DVD sets but make each season a different size and slightly alter the color so they won't match at all."
"Perfect."
Good luck! Hope someone comes through for ya.
I took a sketch workshop from him a bunch of years back. He was a very nice guy, and exactly as neurotic and self-deprecating as you'd think.
I took a sketch workshop from him a bunch of years back. He was a very nice guy, and exactly as neurotic and self-deprecating as you'd think.
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Good luck! Hope someone comes through for ya.
I took a sketch workshop from him a bunch of years back. He was a very nice guy, and exactly as neurotic and self-deprecating as you'd think.
I took a sketch workshop from him a bunch of years back. He was a very nice guy, and exactly as neurotic and self-deprecating as you'd think.
Stoppard drops this tremendous speech into "The Real Thing." Few have done a better job putting into words why good writing is just, well, *better.* (...while also making us both feel warmly towards the character saying the lines and think he's a bit of an asshole.)
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Stoppard drops this tremendous speech into "The Real Thing." Few have done a better job putting into words why good writing is just, well, *better.* (...while also making us both feel warmly towards the character saying the lines and think he's a bit of an asshole.)
Well I just spent an hour chasing this guy back out of my house. How's your Thanksgiving going?
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Well I just spent an hour chasing this guy back out of my house. How's your Thanksgiving going?
I've seen a play about this.
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I've seen a play about this.
I think Impressionism still resonates so much because the subject matter and style are in perfect balance: pastoral lives captured in simple brushstrokes. What once seemed modern is now quaintly past, a dreamlike and beautiful view of a simpler world to modern eyes in post-industrial landscapes.
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I think Impressionism still resonates so much because the subject matter and style are in perfect balance: pastoral lives captured in simple brushstrokes. What once seemed modern is now quaintly past, a dreamlike and beautiful view of a simpler world to modern eyes in post-industrial landscapes.
Everything about this movie says it should be terrible. A teen rip-off/riff on Pulp Fiction? With Scott Wolf, Jay Mohr, and Katie Holmes? Yeah, but there's Sarah Polley killing it, a young Timothy Olyphant, and tons of style thanks to Doug Liman's sure direction. It shouldn't work, but it does.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Everything about this movie says it should be terrible. A teen rip-off/riff on Pulp Fiction? With Scott Wolf, Jay Mohr, and Katie Holmes? Yeah, but there's Sarah Polley killing it, a young Timothy Olyphant, and tons of style thanks to Doug Liman's sure direction. It shouldn't work, but it does.
Now I've had the time of my life
No, I never felt like this before
Yes, I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
No, I never felt like this before
Yes, I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Now I've had the time of my life
No, I never felt like this before
Yes, I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
No, I never felt like this before
Yes, I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
egg n' cheese n' scrapplin'
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
egg n' cheese n' scrapplin'
I took this picture years ago of my daughter looking at a Degas ballerina sculpture this. One of the best things I've ever managed to capture on film.
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I took this picture years ago of my daughter looking at a Degas ballerina sculpture this. One of the best things I've ever managed to capture on film.
Yes and no. The CD is actually longer (there's a song called "Plug Tunin' at the end they apparently added on for the CD release).
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Yes and no. The CD is actually longer (there's a song called "Plug Tunin' at the end they apparently added on for the CD release).
Coffee in a real cup is underrated.
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Coffee in a real cup is underrated.
This catalogue is like Willy Wonka for adults.
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This catalogue is like Willy Wonka for adults.
Far be it for me to tell you where to get your schadenfreude these days, but if you would like a little of the legal variety, this is some amazing stuff.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/u...
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Far be it for me to tell you where to get your schadenfreude these days, but if you would like a little of the legal variety, this is some amazing stuff.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/u...