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Ber
@berschein.com
Writer, Illustrator and enjoyer of ramen, space, and speculative/science fiction.

No hate. No bigotry. We share this rock, let’s act like it.

Explore Malin Galaxy here: https://berschein.com
When the clock strikes 11:11 do you ever just spend the whole minute making wishes? Just wishing and wishing for all the things you want in your life and success for your friends? #wishes #11:11 #trying #writers #idk
December 30, 2025 at 7:14 AM
So I only washed one boxing wrap, and now I have to wash the second. Follow me for more tips on making basic tasks extra complicated. #adhd #dumb #whyamikethis
December 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Starting a Very Shane Black Christmas with Lethal Weapon. #xmasmovies #xmas #happyholidays
December 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Ugh. Holidays. Amiright? #holidays
December 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Salted caramel donuts. Yes.
December 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
When you’re like 2025 you’ve been a year. Let’s have a chill end to it… and then the car stereo dies.
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If you want to know exactly how out of shape you are, go to a beginning boxing class. You’ll find out.

Trust me.

#fitness #boxing
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You know what’s cool? Being sick for four weeks. Never done anything cooler. 10/10.

/s
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Happy Indigenous People’s Day!
October 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Airport thoughts:

I wish more people were interested in keeping their germs to themselves.

Also no chips are worth 6.99.

There’s not enough restaurants in this terminal.

Please don’t sit right next to me when there’s fifty seats available.

#travel
October 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Why is it I can’t remember to take any photos during a party.
September 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Party prep is a lot of carrying heavy things to one place to be cleaned and then carrying them to another place to dry and then moving them to their party location. I think the tables and chairs are partying harder than anyone who will attend.
#bearthoughts
September 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Me: rage gazing at paintings from Picasso’s blue period

#arthistory
September 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I prefer Palatino… what does that say about me? #writing #meme #alignmentchart #dnd
September 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Certain seasons make me think I want to revisit old favorite videogame titles because it’s the season when I first played them. That ever happen to anyone else? The heat of summer has bled away and it feels like 100hr rpg weather #gaming #seasons
September 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My kombucha is almost too fizzy to drink! Send help! #food #kombucha
September 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Donuts and coffee are terrible for focus. What was I thinking? #baddecisions #writing #zoomies #food #coffee #sendmemes
September 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You know it’s gonna be a fun editing session when your notes to yourself involve a puke emoji aimed at a specific paragraph.

#writing #writingcommunity
September 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
What in the adorable!! #cuteart
August 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Hi brain, it’s me. Do you think we could have some focus today, or are you too busy being a feral attack panda?

Feral attack panda it is…
August 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I walked half a mile, that means I’m good to nap right?
August 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The thing about Thursday, is that I can swear it was just Wednesday.
#deepthoughtswithber #writingcommunity
August 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Food coma noooo I have too much work to do.
August 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Sometimes I get the zoomies as a writer while making coffee and improvise little songs to myself about going to imagination land and writing about grotesque alien machines which are metaphors for authoritarian cults of personality. So… thanks education in music. #writingcommunity #sciencefiction
August 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM