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Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen
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Age: *creaks*/ Sentient nuclear powered 100MHz 486 / they/them agender aroace brain in a jar / Archaeotechnomancer / Beta8088_Proto on CVR, Beta_8088 on VRC / GameCube lover / syndicalist / PVC music circle enjoyer / galaxy's #1 hater of Ikea furniture
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hi I'm Beta

i do:
-sproingusposting
-retro tech
-furry stuff
-cyberbullying billionaires and bigots

follow me if you like an aroace agender brain in a fluffee jar making retro game reviews and visual novels!

My Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/300BaudGam...
it got worse since 2023
February 12, 2026 at 5:33 AM
apparently

probably Paint too eventually

imagine getting rootkitted by a guy drawing a dick on your screen
February 12, 2026 at 4:40 AM
hey people who were up my ass for using Windows 10 after it officially went out of support because "it's insecure"

at least I can't get hacked through Notepad
CVE-2026-20841: Improper neutralization of special elements used in a command ('command injection') in Windows Notepad App allows an unauthorized attacker to execute code over a network.
www.cve.org/CVERecord?id...

Bild via icy.wyvern.rip/notes/ail8j9...
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 AM
and it's not even the dumbest questline Bethesda ever wrote in the 2010s

...that would be the Dawnguard DLC, whose plot is MADE of contrivances
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
sproingii
February 11, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Yeah, nothing makes me want to invest in cryptocurrency more than an ad featuring world renowned rapist and human trafficker, Andrew Tate.

Thanks, Telegram.
February 11, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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these bots r getting weird
February 11, 2026 at 2:23 AM
what's the point in turning your house into a robot if it just sounds like Dave from accounting and the interface is just saying words at the ceiling
February 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
if i'm going to have a HOUSE OF THE FUTURE (in full reverb and all caps), I want to be able to control it by speaking commands into a candlestick telephone and I want it to sound like decTALK
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Canadians here's a petition regarding ending Canada's support of ICE

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Petition e-7146 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
February 10, 2026 at 11:48 PM
that would explain the problems with my lights
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
youtu.be/i_D2iLcmgp4 when ai defenders
Someone Should put you in a Box Floating Down the River, Grandma
YouTube video by Thlockman
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
no idea
February 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
pansexual flag
February 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM
regrettably
February 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
probably the latter, NTFS is newfangled for even 10-15 year old non-PC machines
February 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
you must dm and explain
February 10, 2026 at 7:44 AM
bear in mind, nowadays I complain that a laptop has "only" 100 megabit ethernet because that means I can "only" transfer ~10mb/s to or from it at once, now imagine 5 people having to use less than half that, all crowding the same SSID, and walls and signal strength being factors.
February 10, 2026 at 7:27 AM
i think i remember our internet connection being ~40 megabit, nominal

so combine the fact it was all 2.4GHz WiFi, with how many people were using it, with the inherent slowdown caused by WiFi over Ethernet and the suck of late 2000's satellite internet and you have misery
February 10, 2026 at 7:23 AM
if a sufficient cloud happened between this 20-acre property and space, your internet would just die, and I remember having to watch youtube on the Wii in 144p just to get smooth playback on the wifi connection, it was BAD.
February 10, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I had to deal with satellite internet in the mid-late 2000's because I lived in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere, it was absolutely miserable to deal with
February 10, 2026 at 7:14 AM
but the guy could have owned most of his games on physical media and I just can't get access to the savegames because I can't open Settings right now, so when I get the gamepad I am DEFINITELY checking out the save data for more info on when the guy got the console
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 AM
so if I were to guess, the guy used the console for only up to 2 years because the WiiU launched in 2012, but since I have no evidence of any use from before 2014 (yet)...
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 AM
There's also one single game, Wii Sports Club (from the summer of 2014).

So that pretty conclusively tells me that thing hasn't been used in 12 years.
February 10, 2026 at 6:45 AM
so I just tried to see if I could access my WiiU's web browser without a Gamepad (the answer is no) and the browser was last on a pirate website trying to watch Guardians Of The Galaxy, meaning it's not been used since about the fall of 2014.

Digital archaeology right there.
February 10, 2026 at 6:45 AM