Beta-8088 The Cursed Retro-Protogen
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Age: *creaks*/ Sentient nuclear powered 100MHz 486 / they/them agender aroace brain in a jar / Archaeotechnomancer / Beta8088_Proto on CVR, Beta_8088 on VRC / GameCube lover / syndicalist / PVC music circle enjoyer / galaxy's #1 hater of Ikea furniture
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hi I'm Beta
i do:
-sproingusposting
-retro tech
-furry stuff
-cyberbullying billionaires and bigots
follow me if you like an aroace agender brain in a fluffee jar making retro game reviews and visual novels!
My Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/300BaudGam...
i do:
-sproingusposting
-retro tech
-furry stuff
-cyberbullying billionaires and bigots
follow me if you like an aroace agender brain in a fluffee jar making retro game reviews and visual novels!
My Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/300BaudGam...
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People who unironically call Valentine's Day "Single Awareness Day" are not to be trusted
February 14, 2026 at 7:19 AM
People who unironically call Valentine's Day "Single Awareness Day" are not to be trusted
true story
February 14, 2026 at 7:14 AM
true story
average sproingus moment
February 14, 2026 at 6:50 AM
average sproingus moment
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keep it shut down until 2029
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 AM
keep it shut down until 2029
they say "liberal transgender" as if there have only been 3 out of literally thousands of shootings in the US that had someone who was gender non-conforming, and one of those 3 might have just used it as a legal defense, since Aldritch was GOP-aligned and related to GOP politicians.
February 14, 2026 at 3:24 AM
they say "liberal transgender" as if there have only been 3 out of literally thousands of shootings in the US that had someone who was gender non-conforming, and one of those 3 might have just used it as a legal defense, since Aldritch was GOP-aligned and related to GOP politicians.
my thinking is that, given Home Assistant's relatively poor alarm support for an entirely local, no-AI implementation, a conventional alarm clock will probably work better and a handset to give it commands within arm's reach will probably work out well.
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 AM
my thinking is that, given Home Assistant's relatively poor alarm support for an entirely local, no-AI implementation, a conventional alarm clock will probably work better and a handset to give it commands within arm's reach will probably work out well.
been considering how to integrate it into my eventual bedroom plans and I'm willing to make an exception on the "all candlestick phones" department
...for this
...for this
February 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
been considering how to integrate it into my eventual bedroom plans and I'm willing to make an exception on the "all candlestick phones" department
...for this
...for this
child: *sticking her fingers in her mouth*
housemate: no don't stick your fingers in your mouth your teeth are sharp
child: *bites own fingers*
child: *cries because it hurts*
how tf does anyone survive to adulthood if kids are THIS stupid
housemate: no don't stick your fingers in your mouth your teeth are sharp
child: *bites own fingers*
child: *cries because it hurts*
how tf does anyone survive to adulthood if kids are THIS stupid
February 14, 2026 at 12:31 AM
child: *sticking her fingers in her mouth*
housemate: no don't stick your fingers in your mouth your teeth are sharp
child: *bites own fingers*
child: *cries because it hurts*
how tf does anyone survive to adulthood if kids are THIS stupid
housemate: no don't stick your fingers in your mouth your teeth are sharp
child: *bites own fingers*
child: *cries because it hurts*
how tf does anyone survive to adulthood if kids are THIS stupid
hey shitlibs: everything that you think Newsom will fix because he's "better than the GOP" was caused by Reagan.
He's center-right, most charitably. Get over yourselves and while you're at it, get your heads out of your asses and realize he's not "progressive".
He's center-right, most charitably. Get over yourselves and while you're at it, get your heads out of your asses and realize he's not "progressive".
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
hey shitlibs: everything that you think Newsom will fix because he's "better than the GOP" was caused by Reagan.
He's center-right, most charitably. Get over yourselves and while you're at it, get your heads out of your asses and realize he's not "progressive".
He's center-right, most charitably. Get over yourselves and while you're at it, get your heads out of your asses and realize he's not "progressive".
from what i hear, no
February 13, 2026 at 11:57 PM
from what i hear, no
hi, apparently this has been making the rounds
that was me
i said the thing
that was me
i said the thing
February 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
hi, apparently this has been making the rounds
that was me
i said the thing
that was me
i said the thing
Beta wears nothing most of the time b/c there's nothing to cover up
Lucky just wears his black jeans and an undershirt
Kasha wears short jean shorts and a band t-shirt
Lucky just wears his black jeans and an undershirt
Kasha wears short jean shorts and a band t-shirt
How does your OC dress when they have a lazy day at home? Are they all messy or do they still care for their appearance?
#dailyocs
#dailyocs
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Beta wears nothing most of the time b/c there's nothing to cover up
Lucky just wears his black jeans and an undershirt
Kasha wears short jean shorts and a band t-shirt
Lucky just wears his black jeans and an undershirt
Kasha wears short jean shorts and a band t-shirt
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And so the scams begin
This is a scam. If you see this, DON'T click it.
February 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
And so the scams begin
WiiU having a tiny library of good exclusives is understandable because it flopped and they shit-canned it after a couple years so they didn't have time to release more good exclusives
Switch having a tiny library of good exclusives isn't because it did gangbusters and was current for ten years
Switch having a tiny library of good exclusives isn't because it did gangbusters and was current for ten years
February 13, 2026 at 7:17 PM
WiiU having a tiny library of good exclusives is understandable because it flopped and they shit-canned it after a couple years so they didn't have time to release more good exclusives
Switch having a tiny library of good exclusives isn't because it did gangbusters and was current for ten years
Switch having a tiny library of good exclusives isn't because it did gangbusters and was current for ten years
and I say this as a WiiU owner who actually liked that system and bought it soon after launch
February 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
and I say this as a WiiU owner who actually liked that system and bought it soon after launch
finally, a device capable of fitting all the games for the Switch that're worth a damn
I’m sorry, but how many copies of Ring Fit Adventure do you actually need???
February 13, 2026 at 7:07 PM
finally, a device capable of fitting all the games for the Switch that're worth a damn
who doesn't like hot dogs
February 13, 2026 at 7:14 AM
who doesn't like hot dogs
Update: Nintendon't I didn't get working, but what I did get working was basically everything else. Going to install my ROMset when I get all my Wii and WiiU titles installed.
Wii U update: launched Wii and WiiU titles on it from USB. Problem was fake tickets to get it to launch.
Will try installing Retroarch.
Will try installing Retroarch.
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Update: Nintendon't I didn't get working, but what I did get working was basically everything else. Going to install my ROMset when I get all my Wii and WiiU titles installed.
ask @malikproto.bsky.social about "Flower"
February 13, 2026 at 2:37 AM
ask @malikproto.bsky.social about "Flower"
Wii U update: launched Wii and WiiU titles on it from USB. Problem was fake tickets to get it to launch.
Will try installing Retroarch.
Will try installing Retroarch.
February 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Wii U update: launched Wii and WiiU titles on it from USB. Problem was fake tickets to get it to launch.
Will try installing Retroarch.
Will try installing Retroarch.
not joking btw
February 12, 2026 at 10:08 PM
not joking btw
crackhead engineering go brr
February 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
crackhead engineering go brr
so my WiiU's gamepad game without any power at all so I cut up a USB cable using my knife and touched the bare ends to the contacts that the official dock uses to charge it
pro tip: use cut-down cotton swabs to press the bare wire ends against the contacts better
pro tip: use cut-down cotton swabs to press the bare wire ends against the contacts better
February 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
so my WiiU's gamepad game without any power at all so I cut up a USB cable using my knife and touched the bare ends to the contacts that the official dock uses to charge it
pro tip: use cut-down cotton swabs to press the bare wire ends against the contacts better
pro tip: use cut-down cotton swabs to press the bare wire ends against the contacts better