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Bea
@bethebea.bsky.social
Gamer. Cop-hater. Monogamous whore.
Pronouns are she/her (blue hair pending)
Men aren’t lonely because of women. Men are lonely because they won’t go to therapy and think it’s “gay” to hug their boys. Men only accept intimacy from women and blame them for lacking it but “the male loneliness epidemic” would be cured if they could process intimacy that isn’t sexual or romantic
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I miss my cringe Supernatural phase. Things were simpler then.
December 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m curious what the deal with Nifty and Alastor is because she really doesn’t seem particularly bothered by whatever arrangement they have.
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I don’t have the patience or precision to draw things that already exist. I will continue to draw absolute nonsense.
December 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Trump is the most mockable person in the world- there’s plenty of material
Way too many blue wave liberals on here sharing AI images making fun of Trump or whatever. Please stop.
December 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I love videos of parrots where someone just sets up a camera and leaves because they’ll just sit there and talk to themselves like fucking weirdos lol.
December 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I’ve always seen the memes and posts about taking your bra off at the end of the day but holy fuck- I never realized how real they were
December 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I was a huge noob with zero pathfinding skills when I played this as a young teen. I thought that’s just where I was supposed to go lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Stop, don’t make me like her
December 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I first learned about tardigrades while watching Animal Planet as a kid but it wasn’t made explicitly clear that they were microscopic. I spent a lot of time in my back yard gently combing through patches of moss looking for them lol
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscopic slide. 🫧🐻🧪
December 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
In case anyone needs to hear it, there is no such thing as a “no-maintenance tank”. Every aquarium requires some level of maintenance. All of them.
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My apartment is in a busy area of my city and there’s close to a dozen bars within walking distance. It gets so loud at night and I think I’d lose my shit if I was on the ground floor. My window faces the sidewalk and unfortunately alcohol disables the part of your brain where the volume buttons are
December 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I hate when people tell me I “have a gift” regarding my art. I worked my ass off to get here. I’ve poured thousands of hours into drawing. I’ve tried countless styles and mediums. I jeopardized my grades in school and my security at my jobs because I won’t stop drawing. It wasn’t a gift. I did that.
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
You can’t make us hate the yacht tippers
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I almost made the best/worst fucking joke during a transaction at work today and I’ll forever mourn that missed opportunity
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Broke: intoxicated catgirl/boy

Woke: Litten
Purrs loudly... This Pokémon is lit.
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December 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I spent my entire youth with a shitty BoyMom™️ who forced me to dress, groom, bathe, and act how she wanted and I still look like this at 30.

You can’t un-trans your kids, but you can lose access to them when they realize the person they thought they were is just a projection of your expectations.
December 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Reminds me of the shitty basement children from Dead Space 3
My favorite glass has a skull imprinted in the bottom but I drank eggnog out of it and now he has flesh
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My favorite glass has a skull imprinted in the bottom but I drank eggnog out of it and now he has flesh
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Apparently being on Zoloft just makes me really fucking angry. Seems like something my psych should have mentioned to me because other people seem to be aware of this being a side effect but whatever. This is fairly typical and I need to either ask pointed questions or research this shit.
December 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Maybe I’m really sleeping on the Avatar franchise but the first one seemed sufficient
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
My love got me a FIRE skirt for my birthday and I found the PERFECT top to go with it
The fit goes hard today
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The fit goes hard today
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My workplace is hiring a lot of seasonal employees right now and I really want to wear my push-up so consistently they all think I’m on prog, then just show up one day *without tits*
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I keep getting (presumably) scam calls that end before I could even pick up and the thought of a scammer getting cold feet and hanging up is really fucking funny to me
December 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM