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Bea
@bethebea.bsky.social
Gamer. Cop-hater. Monogamous whore.
Pronouns are she/her (blue hair pending)
I miss my cringe Supernatural phase. Things were simpler then.
December 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m curious what the deal with Nifty and Alastor is because she really doesn’t seem particularly bothered by whatever arrangement they have.
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I don’t have the patience or precision to draw things that already exist. I will continue to draw absolute nonsense.
December 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Trump is the most mockable person in the world- there’s plenty of material
Way too many blue wave liberals on here sharing AI images making fun of Trump or whatever. Please stop.
December 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I love videos of parrots where someone just sets up a camera and leaves because they’ll just sit there and talk to themselves like fucking weirdos lol.
December 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I’ve always seen the memes and posts about taking your bra off at the end of the day but holy fuck- I never realized how real they were
December 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I was a huge noob with zero pathfinding skills when I played this as a young teen. I thought that’s just where I was supposed to go lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Stop, don’t make me like her
December 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I first learned about tardigrades while watching Animal Planet as a kid but it wasn’t made explicitly clear that they were microscopic. I spent a lot of time in my back yard gently combing through patches of moss looking for them lol
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscopic slide. 🫧🐻🧪
December 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
In case anyone needs to hear it, there is no such thing as a “no-maintenance tank”. Every aquarium requires some level of maintenance. All of them.
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My apartment is in a busy area of my city and there’s close to a dozen bars within walking distance. It gets so loud at night and I think I’d lose my shit if I was on the ground floor. My window faces the sidewalk and unfortunately alcohol disables the part of your brain where the volume buttons are
December 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I hate when people tell me I “have a gift” regarding my art. I worked my ass off to get here. I’ve poured thousands of hours into drawing. I’ve tried countless styles and mediums. I jeopardized my grades in school and my security at my jobs because I won’t stop drawing. It wasn’t a gift. I did that.
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
You can’t make us hate the yacht tippers
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I almost made the best/worst fucking joke during a transaction at work today and I’ll forever mourn that missed opportunity
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Broke: intoxicated catgirl/boy

Woke: Litten
Purrs loudly... This Pokémon is lit.
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December 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I spent my entire youth with a shitty BoyMom™️ who forced me to dress, groom, bathe, and act how she wanted and I still look like this at 30.

You can’t un-trans your kids, but you can lose access to them when they realize the person they thought they were is just a projection of your expectations.
December 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Reminds me of the shitty basement children from Dead Space 3
My favorite glass has a skull imprinted in the bottom but I drank eggnog out of it and now he has flesh
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My favorite glass has a skull imprinted in the bottom but I drank eggnog out of it and now he has flesh
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Apparently being on Zoloft just makes me really fucking angry. Seems like something my psych should have mentioned to me because other people seem to be aware of this being a side effect but whatever. This is fairly typical and I need to either ask pointed questions or research this shit.
December 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Maybe I’m really sleeping on the Avatar franchise but the first one seemed sufficient
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
My love got me a FIRE skirt for my birthday and I found the PERFECT top to go with it
The fit goes hard today
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The fit goes hard today
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My workplace is hiring a lot of seasonal employees right now and I really want to wear my push-up so consistently they all think I’m on prog, then just show up one day *without tits*
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I keep getting (presumably) scam calls that end before I could even pick up and the thought of a scammer getting cold feet and hanging up is really fucking funny to me
December 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My fucking light fell into my aquarium, dude. It wasn’t super expensive as far as these types of lights go but $40 still stings a little.
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM