beth (cool)
@bethposting.bsky.social
Big fan of shitposting, linguistics, and birds. Formerly on Cohost (RIP). Gay and trans of gender.
signs that a YouTube channel might be using an AI narrator:
- the end of sentences will sometimes be cut off strangely
- rarer proper names will be said weirdly
- the audio is just a monotone voice, with no editing/music
- no interaction with other people who make similar content
- no credits
- the end of sentences will sometimes be cut off strangely
- rarer proper names will be said weirdly
- the audio is just a monotone voice, with no editing/music
- no interaction with other people who make similar content
- no credits
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
signs that a YouTube channel might be using an AI narrator:
- the end of sentences will sometimes be cut off strangely
- rarer proper names will be said weirdly
- the audio is just a monotone voice, with no editing/music
- no interaction with other people who make similar content
- no credits
- the end of sentences will sometimes be cut off strangely
- rarer proper names will be said weirdly
- the audio is just a monotone voice, with no editing/music
- no interaction with other people who make similar content
- no credits
on this thanksgiving, make sure to stuff a little meat into your phone charging port so the tiny gay people inside can eat
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
on this thanksgiving, make sure to stuff a little meat into your phone charging port so the tiny gay people inside can eat
whoa if it isn't POÄNG
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
whoa if it isn't POÄNG
New York if it was still New Amsterdam: Hé! Ik wandel hier!
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
New York if it was still New Amsterdam: Hé! Ik wandel hier!
doing phrenology on your headphone bumps
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
doing phrenology on your headphone bumps
the opposite of a magical girl is a... science man(?)
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
the opposite of a magical girl is a... science man(?)
trans minecraft gf asking u if she looks too blocky
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
trans minecraft gf asking u if she looks too blocky
thinking about this book i read as a kid
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
thinking about this book i read as a kid
my brain immediately assumes any internet user named Lilith is a trans woman
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
my brain immediately assumes any internet user named Lilith is a trans woman
is wanting to pilot a mech actually a desire to return to the womb
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
is wanting to pilot a mech actually a desire to return to the womb
"we didn't start the fire" for 2025 gotta rhyme Mamdani and Ohtani
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"we didn't start the fire" for 2025 gotta rhyme Mamdani and Ohtani
Will humanity ever become an Omelas Type 1 civilization?
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Will humanity ever become an Omelas Type 1 civilization?
the year is 2035. every can of soda is prebiotic and has 20 grams of protein. the hot new trend is swallowing your psychiatric meds tucked inside a cube of raw beef steak
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
the year is 2035. every can of soda is prebiotic and has 20 grams of protein. the hot new trend is swallowing your psychiatric meds tucked inside a cube of raw beef steak
whenever i get asked to identify an ink blot i just say "sinuses"
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
whenever i get asked to identify an ink blot i just say "sinuses"
sentence that no one can pronounce: "I got that Van Gogh we stole from the Louvre in the back of my Jaguar"
November 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
sentence that no one can pronounce: "I got that Van Gogh we stole from the Louvre in the back of my Jaguar"
tattoo idea: getting an accurate diagram of your sinuses across your face
November 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
tattoo idea: getting an accurate diagram of your sinuses across your face
ah, 2017... a year when every radio hit was by an artist with a name like somethingtheband or Glass Monsters
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
ah, 2017... a year when every radio hit was by an artist with a name like somethingtheband or Glass Monsters
oh, you know. the kind of furry who gets horny watching the macy's thanksgiving day parade
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
oh, you know. the kind of furry who gets horny watching the macy's thanksgiving day parade
*flipping through the diseased monkey catalog* ooh they got polio monkeys back in stock
October 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
*flipping through the diseased monkey catalog* ooh they got polio monkeys back in stock
they should make sluttier space marine armor
October 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
they should make sluttier space marine armor
can't believe this free TNR program rejected my girlfriend. she coulda saved so much on an orchi
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
can't believe this free TNR program rejected my girlfriend. she coulda saved so much on an orchi
okay actually is there a single black tumblr sexyman
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
okay actually is there a single black tumblr sexyman
are there any women at all who are regarded as tumblr sexymen
October 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
are there any women at all who are regarded as tumblr sexymen
can't believe i went outside and saw a trollface in the year 2025
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
can't believe i went outside and saw a trollface in the year 2025
thinking about how 2010 fandom Tumblr maybe didn't want characters to be obsessed with so much as they wanted vague character archetype twinks to mash together like a kid with action figures in order to enact a sort of vague, de-sexed yaoi
October 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
thinking about how 2010 fandom Tumblr maybe didn't want characters to be obsessed with so much as they wanted vague character archetype twinks to mash together like a kid with action figures in order to enact a sort of vague, de-sexed yaoi