beth (cool)
@bethposting.bsky.social
Big fan of shitposting, linguistics, and birds. Formerly on Cohost (RIP). Gay and trans of gender.
it's cool that there's a balatro emoji 🃏
January 15, 2026 at 12:35 AM
it's cool that there's a balatro emoji 🃏
the real jobs of cops:
- "trespassing" people that a local business wants gone
- forcing homeless people to move to the next town over
- giving out BS parking tickets as a revenue source for the city
- "trespassing" people that a local business wants gone
- forcing homeless people to move to the next town over
- giving out BS parking tickets as a revenue source for the city
January 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
the real jobs of cops:
- "trespassing" people that a local business wants gone
- forcing homeless people to move to the next town over
- giving out BS parking tickets as a revenue source for the city
- "trespassing" people that a local business wants gone
- forcing homeless people to move to the next town over
- giving out BS parking tickets as a revenue source for the city
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
![You’ve got super fans pausing and zooming in on individuals frames of your documentary. One allegedly shows one of the Duffers with a ChatGPT tab open on their computer. In your presence, what did they use ChatGPT for?
I mean, are we even sure they had ChatGPT open?
I’m personally not, but the internet seems sure.
Well, there’s a lot of chatter where [social media users] are like, “We don’t really know, but we’re assuming.” But to me it’s like, doesn’t everybody have it open, to just do quick research?
I do.
How can you possibly write a storyline with 19 characters and use ChatGPT, I don’t even understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7t2urmt3i33jl6tjgiolio6g/bafkreidw2tmcr2ayq74oqmjm5pn2tdox6hlxnpqevhuqqj6oa7nsslx3oi@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
about how far do you usually hold your phone from your face?
realizing my ~7.5 inches (19 cm) might be abnormally close
realizing my ~7.5 inches (19 cm) might be abnormally close
January 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
about how far do you usually hold your phone from your face?
realizing my ~7.5 inches (19 cm) might be abnormally close
realizing my ~7.5 inches (19 cm) might be abnormally close
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Seems like when you are a woman, anything you are in addition to being a woman becomes a thing that will be weaponized against you because you are a woman, even if that thing is otherwise tolerated or even celebrated by those same groups. Huh! Interesting!
January 14, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Seems like when you are a woman, anything you are in addition to being a woman becomes a thing that will be weaponized against you because you are a woman, even if that thing is otherwise tolerated or even celebrated by those same groups. Huh! Interesting!
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Wiktionary claims "fujin" is a coordinate term to fujoshi and fudanshi, but doesn't actually have any relevant definition. Urban Dictionary says it's a nonbinary yaoi fan. I have literally never heard anyone use this word. If you've seen it pls let me know in what context bc now I'm curious
January 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Wiktionary claims "fujin" is a coordinate term to fujoshi and fudanshi, but doesn't actually have any relevant definition. Urban Dictionary says it's a nonbinary yaoi fan. I have literally never heard anyone use this word. If you've seen it pls let me know in what context bc now I'm curious
budgie is a type of headcrab confirmed
January 13, 2026 at 9:11 PM
budgie is a type of headcrab confirmed
what if a girl had a 3.5mm jack you could use to hear her heartbeat
January 13, 2026 at 5:28 PM
what if a girl had a 3.5mm jack you could use to hear her heartbeat
the endoplasmic reticulum.... ribosomed for her pleasure
January 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
the endoplasmic reticulum.... ribosomed for her pleasure
artisinal, hand-crafted slop
January 13, 2026 at 4:48 PM
artisinal, hand-crafted slop
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Beth came up with a good mnemonic for taxonomic ranks, which is "kinky puppygirls came over for gay sex"
January 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Beth came up with a good mnemonic for taxonomic ranks, which is "kinky puppygirls came over for gay sex"
*calvins dad voice* there are two types of survival horror games. silents hill and residents evil
January 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
*calvins dad voice* there are two types of survival horror games. silents hill and residents evil
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they're making a Barbie who's on the spectrum, which seems kind of redundant given how many autistic dolls I know
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
they're making a Barbie who's on the spectrum, which seems kind of redundant given how many autistic dolls I know
🪂
😎 💼
(it's db cooper)
😎 💼
(it's db cooper)
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
🪂
😎 💼
(it's db cooper)
😎 💼
(it's db cooper)
wow.... lesniabs are so cool
January 13, 2026 at 1:38 AM
wow.... lesniabs are so cool
can you solve my riddles three
"Computers are full of them. I'm always doing them. What are they?"
"Computers are full of them. I'm always doing them. What are they?"
January 13, 2026 at 1:26 AM
can you solve my riddles three
"Computers are full of them. I'm always doing them. What are they?"
"Computers are full of them. I'm always doing them. What are they?"
they should sell arizona brand Water of Life (from Dune)
January 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
they should sell arizona brand Water of Life (from Dune)
the perfect pianist
January 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
the perfect pianist
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Every time there's a discord screenshot chain going around it feels like this. Without fail.
January 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Every time there's a discord screenshot chain going around it feels like this. Without fail.
gonna start calling a baseball bat with nails a "Texas macuahuitl"
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
gonna start calling a baseball bat with nails a "Texas macuahuitl"
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when you're doing frotting wrong(?)
January 11, 2026 at 5:40 PM
when you're doing frotting wrong(?)
