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beth (cool)

@bethposting.bsky.social

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Big fan of shitposting, linguistics, and birds. Formerly on Cohost (RIP). Gay and trans of gender.

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fifteen sunlight echoing amongst pillars @mostlybeans.bsky.social · 1d

how many angels can dance on the head of a penis

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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 1d

could God make a urethra so tight that he couldn't sound it

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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 1d

shilk: to shill/milk

beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 1d

Millennial memes: I can has cheezburger?

Gen Z memes: i am going to commit die 🗿

Gen Alpha memes: skibidi labubu six seven

beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 1d

my brain briefly tried to interpret this as a haiku

beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 1d

it turns out i'm pretty good at distinguishing similar colors but most of my descriptions just end up referencing produce. hmm too eggplant. i was hoping for more of a tomato paste.

beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 2d

hmmmmm i don't think that's right

AI describing an image as an 8 composed of three stacked circles

beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 2d

i think we should add a new number like eight but it has a third circle on the stack

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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 3d

the zebra finches DESTROYED this plant (on the left)

two potted spider plants, with the one on the left looking mostly dead

beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 3d

Did you know the keto diet was originally developed in the 1920s to make sure epileptic children had enough acetone in their blood? No, seriously.

beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 4d

i'm so mystified by people on amazon/kindle who have gone back and replaced perfectly fine perpetual license stock photo covers with weird smooth half-anime genAI people

beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 4d

viral horror monster idea: a guy who's REALLY BIG and he's GONNA GET YOU

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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 5d

the matrix was wrong actually i have to take three blue bills and two white pills and two tan pills and four gummies and 1.5 pink pills and three nasal sprays

beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 5d

guy who spent his whole formative period playing games from the mid-2000s and now can only get off to porn that has a heavy bloom effect applied

beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 5d

it's so weird that megafauna kept going extinct right after humans showed up

beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 5d

average mastodon post:

mh- ph- sh-- pol uspol
Show anyway

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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 6d

Gay C. Denton, protagonist of _Gayus Sex_

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beth (cool) @bethposting.bsky.social · 6d

1. it's not a bubble i swear
2. okay it's a bubble but it's benefiting society
3. okay it's not benefiting society but it's making money
4. okay it's not making money but it will soon
5. okay it's still not making money uhhh