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Sarah Ford 🐍🎨🖥️ Time Zone Era
@angeloslh.bsky.social
Freelance Concept/2D/UI artist - Total War Battles:Shogun/Rome II/Fable Fortune/The Bradwell Conspiracy/Voodoo Detective/Onlycans:Thirst Date

UI Designer on Pacific Drive/Date Everything!

Enquiries: [email protected]

She/Her
www.saford.art

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Hi! I'm a Freelance Concept/2D/UI Artist in the games industry.

I was the UI Designer for Pacific Drive, and did some early UI vis dev concepts and design for the upcoming game 'Date Everything!'

Poke me for projects big and small!

Portfolio: www.saford.art
Enquiries: [email protected]

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bungie: what if we completely remade Aliens, down to the black sergeant, rifles, dropships and parasitic enemies, only...it stars a man. no, wait, a BIG man. his name is john.
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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also always deeply funny that every sci-fi video game from 1999-2014 was trying to be Aliens, and copied everything except the...working class woman protagonist
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It is bugging me a little that at the end of the day I want to just exit my office immediately and go decompress, but that's where my TV is, like that's where my stuff is because my PC controls my stuff

There's a smaller TV in the snake room but it's just a casual setup for watching YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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for the emperor
December 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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I grip Joker's Grinky firmly about its girthy middle, and press it down, down, until it explodes in my face and I realize: this is not simply a snack, it's an entire meal
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Constantly reminded that for hundreds of years after the South American silver mines had essentially run out there continued to be vast resources pumped into the idea that previous regimes hadn’t been extractive enough rather than the idea that the value simply didn’t exist.
“we estimate employment-weighted share of Americans using AI at work has fallen by a percentage point & now sits at 11%. Adoption has fallen sharply at the largest businesses, those employing +250 people. 3 yrs into the genAI wave, demand looks surprisingly flimsy” www.economist.com/finance-and-...
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
www.economist.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
So earlier today I had a couple of visitors come say hi to Tobias, I opened his door to let him have a sniff, and stuck my hand in as an option, and he just kinda did a mini periscope and was staring directly at me the entire time 😭

I mean he has side eyes, but he was pointing his snoot at me
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Now you can mail this postcard to your dad 👽 paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/pape...
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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LinkedIn posters: "blockbuster had a chance to buy netflix for $50M. they declined."

in case anyone else never paid attention to business: if blockbuster got netflix 25 years ago netflix wouldn't have become what it did. blockbuster would have ruined it with outdated vision or to protect their turf
a side effect of any company buying another is the company got bought specifically because of something it was doing better than the buying company but before long the buying company ruins it by slowly then rapidly making it work like the buying company did, which couldn't do what the bought one did
December 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I think I require an Instant Hot Drink*

* Legally not allowed to be called chocolate
December 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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we've been through this for many christmases now, they're simply non ginger conforming
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I've played a lot of solitaire games over the years and am struggling to follow what the fuck is going on here, in part because its *excessively* overstimulating, but also what
People were asking if there’s Solitaire behind the dark patterns and… not really? It’s more dark patterns - the Solitaire framing gives them a bunch of unrevealed cards they can determine the value of as needed to either make you win (feels good) or lose (forcing you to spend money to keep going)
December 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I don't think I could work UI/UX on this kind of game because it's so overwhelming and overstimulating I'd argue against these decisions until I was let go from the project 💀
In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Just mentioned this elsewhere, but look at how violently the water bottle explodes under the casual weight and force of the arm dropping on it.

The casual amount of violence this thing is capable of doing to a human, especially a SMALL human is fucking terrifying.

These things are FATAL to humans.
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Nothing quite like accidentally scrolling linkedin to give you survivors guilt, god its rough on there
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This, huel is kinda eh, like it's ok, but it's so much more expensive than just eating potatoes, and you know what has all the things the body needs?: potat
the thing about soylent etc. is i actually get the appeal of the concept of, we'll call it, "human dog food," but any product worthy of the title ought to be extremely inexpensive
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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IM BIGGER THAN SOME MEN IF YOU UNDERSERVE ME I WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND THEN CRY ABOUT HAVING TO BE VIOLENT
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Tobias is staring at me like I called his mother a cunt to her face in church

Buddy please 😭
December 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Setting up the sinden on my laptop because I want to play house of the dead on the train to Brighton

This is a joke, unless...
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
*thousand yard gender non conforming stare* I..yeah. This isnt a new thing, but I think now that we have more knowledge about various labels people see them as a FLAW THAT MUST BE ERADICATED and not 'a weird* kid'

(* non derogatory )
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
December 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I imagine a lot of people just straight up do not learn to read their pets body language, especially for something 'easy' ( and relatively forgiving ) like a dog.

I'm kinda guilty too? I've not looked up on how to actually read my parents puppy's body language or behavior, I probably should tho
Humans are absolutely terrible at reading dog emotions, study finds | BBC Science Focus Magazine
Our emotions can play a big part in how we respond to our furry friends – but not in the way you might think.
www.sciencefocus.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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It's the season to appreciate the names of Scottish road gritters ❄️
#Scotland #Christmas
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Not me realising I'm probably not appreciating the flavours of my coffee advent calender because I'm espresso machining every one 💀

The current one is recommending a drop filter like oh wait yes other methods oops
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Oh cool good to know we never have to trust yall again 👍. Shame as Waterstones seem to occupy the most beautiful buildings on any given high street
Shock as company with no morals would do something morally wrong
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM