Betti Gefecht
@bettigefecht.bsky.social
German. Recording artist, poet, singer, visual artist, writer (also book translator EN>DE). Survivor, back 2 life. She/her. Dog-,cat-,goat-mom. I like limericks. Don't chat me up 4 no reason. Pls be important. #vss365
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Betti Gefecht
@bettigefecht.bsky.social
· May 19
Love is… New Album out now
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My album is out. Thanks to the amazing friends and fellow artists who supported me...
Get it at
iTunes itunes.apple.com/album/love-i...
Amazon www.amazon.com/gp/product/B....
CD-Baby, Googlemusic, Spotify and all the places where you buy and/or stream your fave music.
I think I’m ready to contrive
a book with my dog limericks from this here #vss365.
Look back through my posts, at the lastest #reflection
and the beginning of the collection.
All stories of real dogs that are, or were, part of my life.
#vss365 #limerick #dogs 🐕 🐕 🐕
a book with my dog limericks from this here #vss365.
Look back through my posts, at the lastest #reflection
and the beginning of the collection.
All stories of real dogs that are, or were, part of my life.
#vss365 #limerick #dogs 🐕 🐕 🐕
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I think I’m ready to contrive
a book with my dog limericks from this here #vss365.
Look back through my posts, at the lastest #reflection
and the beginning of the collection.
All stories of real dogs that are, or were, part of my life.
#vss365 #limerick #dogs 🐕 🐕 🐕
a book with my dog limericks from this here #vss365.
Look back through my posts, at the lastest #reflection
and the beginning of the collection.
All stories of real dogs that are, or were, part of my life.
#vss365 #limerick #dogs 🐕 🐕 🐕
By all means, the fetch in question was #achievable.
But Larry the Golden declared it irretrievable.
Being a slacker instead of an eager beaver,
they demoted him to Silver Retriever
and denied him his treats. Unbelievable!
#vss365 #Limerick #LessonForPups 🐕
But Larry the Golden declared it irretrievable.
Being a slacker instead of an eager beaver,
they demoted him to Silver Retriever
and denied him his treats. Unbelievable!
#vss365 #Limerick #LessonForPups 🐕
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
By all means, the fetch in question was #achievable.
But Larry the Golden declared it irretrievable.
Being a slacker instead of an eager beaver,
they demoted him to Silver Retriever
and denied him his treats. Unbelievable!
#vss365 #Limerick #LessonForPups 🐕
But Larry the Golden declared it irretrievable.
Being a slacker instead of an eager beaver,
they demoted him to Silver Retriever
and denied him his treats. Unbelievable!
#vss365 #Limerick #LessonForPups 🐕
No toys or treats, just a well timed #measure
of belly rubs gave my dog unspeacable pleasure.
When I would say, „OK. Now it’s enough!“
He’d plead, „Pleeeease more…. just ’til your arm falls off…“
Me: „Sure. As you wish, my Lord, my love, my ireasure!“
#vss365 #Limerick #Pets 🐕
#Isobel💗Influence
of belly rubs gave my dog unspeacable pleasure.
When I would say, „OK. Now it’s enough!“
He’d plead, „Pleeeease more…. just ’til your arm falls off…“
Me: „Sure. As you wish, my Lord, my love, my ireasure!“
#vss365 #Limerick #Pets 🐕
#Isobel💗Influence
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
No toys or treats, just a well timed #measure
of belly rubs gave my dog unspeacable pleasure.
When I would say, „OK. Now it’s enough!“
He’d plead, „Pleeeease more…. just ’til your arm falls off…“
Me: „Sure. As you wish, my Lord, my love, my ireasure!“
#vss365 #Limerick #Pets 🐕
#Isobel💗Influence
of belly rubs gave my dog unspeacable pleasure.
When I would say, „OK. Now it’s enough!“
He’d plead, „Pleeeease more…. just ’til your arm falls off…“
Me: „Sure. As you wish, my Lord, my love, my ireasure!“
#vss365 #Limerick #Pets 🐕
#Isobel💗Influence
Dogs were sick & tired of being fed a fraction
of a treat & being told it’s a whole and an intact one.
They felt it was an insult of their intelligence,
a betrayal of trust & an overall offence.
So finally, it was pups vs. humans in a class #action.
#vss365 #Limerick
#UnknownHistory 😆 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐕
of a treat & being told it’s a whole and an intact one.
They felt it was an insult of their intelligence,
a betrayal of trust & an overall offence.
So finally, it was pups vs. humans in a class #action.
#vss365 #Limerick
#UnknownHistory 😆 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐕
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Dogs were sick & tired of being fed a fraction
of a treat & being told it’s a whole and an intact one.
They felt it was an insult of their intelligence,
a betrayal of trust & an overall offence.
So finally, it was pups vs. humans in a class #action.
#vss365 #Limerick
#UnknownHistory 😆 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐕
of a treat & being told it’s a whole and an intact one.
They felt it was an insult of their intelligence,
a betrayal of trust & an overall offence.
So finally, it was pups vs. humans in a class #action.
#vss365 #Limerick
#UnknownHistory 😆 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐕
Belle was an abandoned dog. She
talked at nicht to her favourite flea.
Living on the street, all alone,
no home, no human of her own,
she’d lost touch with #reality.
#vss365 #limerick #alwaysaboutdogs #Icanthelpit 🐕
talked at nicht to her favourite flea.
Living on the street, all alone,
no home, no human of her own,
she’d lost touch with #reality.
#vss365 #limerick #alwaysaboutdogs #Icanthelpit 🐕
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Belle was an abandoned dog. She
talked at nicht to her favourite flea.
Living on the street, all alone,
no home, no human of her own,
she’d lost touch with #reality.
#vss365 #limerick #alwaysaboutdogs #Icanthelpit 🐕
talked at nicht to her favourite flea.
Living on the street, all alone,
no home, no human of her own,
she’d lost touch with #reality.
#vss365 #limerick #alwaysaboutdogs #Icanthelpit 🐕
My chihuahua, Snap, loved dancing, his ambitious #goal
to be the best in every contest. Prancing like a foal.
If a Geat Dane or a Pitbull would dare to try
dancing, too, tiny Snap would growl: „Prepare to die!“ Chihuahua-built-in hubris, no self preservation, no control.
#vss365 #limerick #pets
to be the best in every contest. Prancing like a foal.
If a Geat Dane or a Pitbull would dare to try
dancing, too, tiny Snap would growl: „Prepare to die!“ Chihuahua-built-in hubris, no self preservation, no control.
#vss365 #limerick #pets
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Young Fritz wondered why the box they’re in was dark and sort
of rumbling. 3-yr-old Bob shook silently, not allowed to import
what he knew, so to not scare
the other who were there, screaming, even though unaware.
„Meat is loud today“, compained the driver of the pig transport.
#vss365 #öimerick
of rumbling. 3-yr-old Bob shook silently, not allowed to import
what he knew, so to not scare
the other who were there, screaming, even though unaware.
„Meat is loud today“, compained the driver of the pig transport.
#vss365 #öimerick
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Lou, a French Bulldog I once knew in my life
loved to dance to what he called „Waffwruff #numberrr frrife“.
Whenever his mom played that song,
his whole butt rhythmically wagged along.
Viral vids, 600 K clicks, 1 Mio fans. Sadly, Lou never performed live.
#vss365 #Limerick
loved to dance to what he called „Waffwruff #numberrr frrife“.
Whenever his mom played that song,
his whole butt rhythmically wagged along.
Viral vids, 600 K clicks, 1 Mio fans. Sadly, Lou never performed live.
#vss365 #Limerick
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Beth suffers from severe readeritis, and there is no cure.
In the library there never quite is enough #literature.
Her thirst for words is self-propelled,
her need for books unparalleled.
Beth always finds comfort and rightness in them for sure.
#vss365 #Limerick
In the library there never quite is enough #literature.
Her thirst for words is self-propelled,
her need for books unparalleled.
Beth always finds comfort and rightness in them for sure.
#vss365 #Limerick
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Beth suffers from severe readeritis, and there is no cure.
In the library there never quite is enough #literature.
Her thirst for words is self-propelled,
her need for books unparalleled.
Beth always finds comfort and rightness in them for sure.
#vss365 #Limerick
In the library there never quite is enough #literature.
Her thirst for words is self-propelled,
her need for books unparalleled.
Beth always finds comfort and rightness in them for sure.
#vss365 #Limerick
My cat, Bella, always liked 2 B single
but my dogs liked 2 B social & wanted 2 mingle.
Bella took up their #language, barks & whining.
She spoke Human & Birdish, chirped with impeccable timing.
She found out the perks of being multi-lingual.
#vss365 #Limerick
My dogs U've met.
Time 4 the cat.
but my dogs liked 2 B social & wanted 2 mingle.
Bella took up their #language, barks & whining.
She spoke Human & Birdish, chirped with impeccable timing.
She found out the perks of being multi-lingual.
#vss365 #Limerick
My dogs U've met.
Time 4 the cat.
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Teach my dog some #geograpy. U can do that, dontcha?
Cuz I forgot everything I knew about it. Like a fit of dementia.
So when I tried, my lecture nothing more than a draft,
tail wagging excitedly, the pup just laughed & laughed.
Seems, back in school I never paid enuff attentia.
🐶
#vss265 #limerick
Cuz I forgot everything I knew about it. Like a fit of dementia.
So when I tried, my lecture nothing more than a draft,
tail wagging excitedly, the pup just laughed & laughed.
Seems, back in school I never paid enuff attentia.
🐶
#vss265 #limerick
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
@bethcgreenberg.com
Betti said, "I baked you a cage."
"You baked me what?" cried B.O.H.
"Don't you mean, a cake?"
"I do not! You know I can't bake.
I don't even know your age.
or which special gifts you get.
But "Crap, beep, f*ck!" means "Happy Bday" in fluent Tourette."
Betti said, "I baked you a cage."
"You baked me what?" cried B.O.H.
"Don't you mean, a cake?"
"I do not! You know I can't bake.
I don't even know your age.
or which special gifts you get.
But "Crap, beep, f*ck!" means "Happy Bday" in fluent Tourette."
October 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
@bethcgreenberg.com
Betti said, "I baked you a cage."
"You baked me what?" cried B.O.H.
"Don't you mean, a cake?"
"I do not! You know I can't bake.
I don't even know your age.
or which special gifts you get.
But "Crap, beep, f*ck!" means "Happy Bday" in fluent Tourette."
Betti said, "I baked you a cage."
"You baked me what?" cried B.O.H.
"Don't you mean, a cake?"
"I do not! You know I can't bake.
I don't even know your age.
or which special gifts you get.
But "Crap, beep, f*ck!" means "Happy Bday" in fluent Tourette."
Reposted by Betti Gefecht
When a reader loves a story so much they're inspired to make art about it, no matter their artistic skill, it's a beautiful thing. As an author, if I found out a reader made AI fan art of my characters I'd feel insulted. AI generated fan art is an abomination. Fuck off with that & keep fucking off!
October 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
When a reader loves a story so much they're inspired to make art about it, no matter their artistic skill, it's a beautiful thing. As an author, if I found out a reader made AI fan art of my characters I'd feel insulted. AI generated fan art is an abomination. Fuck off with that & keep fucking off!
In every Science Fiction flic, they give the poor #Martian
ugly features, like black eves and such, just to harshen
his Look, plus I always wonder, why aliens are such a mess:
superior tech, mighty starships, but nothing to dress.
Always naked on their space excursions.
#vss365 #Limerick
ugly features, like black eves and such, just to harshen
his Look, plus I always wonder, why aliens are such a mess:
superior tech, mighty starships, but nothing to dress.
Always naked on their space excursions.
#vss365 #Limerick
October 24, 2025 at 10:02 AM
The grearest, most wonderful thing on earth
is a dog! Just love him back, and you’ll see his worth
'cause he’ll fpllpw ypu through #arid land
or flooded grounds, he will defend
you, no matter what, and share your sadness and your mirth.
#vss365 #limerick #AdoptDontShop
is a dog! Just love him back, and you’ll see his worth
'cause he’ll fpllpw ypu through #arid land
or flooded grounds, he will defend
you, no matter what, and share your sadness and your mirth.
#vss365 #limerick #AdoptDontShop
October 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The grearest, most wonderful thing on earth
is a dog! Just love him back, and you’ll see his worth
'cause he’ll fpllpw ypu through #arid land
or flooded grounds, he will defend
you, no matter what, and share your sadness and your mirth.
#vss365 #limerick #AdoptDontShop
is a dog! Just love him back, and you’ll see his worth
'cause he’ll fpllpw ypu through #arid land
or flooded grounds, he will defend
you, no matter what, and share your sadness and your mirth.
#vss365 #limerick #AdoptDontShop
A doggy helpline. „They left me alone,“
Ben the pitbull,complained on the phone.
„Oh no!“ came the answer. „Tell me how long,
my good boy, are yor humans gone?“
„5 minutes!“ Ben growled with a whiny #undertone.
#vss365 #limerick
Ben the pitbull,complained on the phone.
„Oh no!“ came the answer. „Tell me how long,
my good boy, are yor humans gone?“
„5 minutes!“ Ben growled with a whiny #undertone.
#vss365 #limerick
October 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
A doggy helpline. „They left me alone,“
Ben the pitbull,complained on the phone.
„Oh no!“ came the answer. „Tell me how long,
my good boy, are yor humans gone?“
„5 minutes!“ Ben growled with a whiny #undertone.
#vss365 #limerick
Ben the pitbull,complained on the phone.
„Oh no!“ came the answer. „Tell me how long,
my good boy, are yor humans gone?“
„5 minutes!“ Ben growled with a whiny #undertone.
#vss365 #limerick
Amelia, the Persian cat, was #capricious and mean.
She was proud of her beauty and wanted to be seen.
Each day she wore a collar, adorned with a little bell.
She loved its tiny tinkle, and pranced like a gazelle.
Human underlings adored her Majesty, Amelie the Queen.
#vss365 #limerick
She was proud of her beauty and wanted to be seen.
Each day she wore a collar, adorned with a little bell.
She loved its tiny tinkle, and pranced like a gazelle.
Human underlings adored her Majesty, Amelie the Queen.
#vss365 #limerick
September 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Amelia, the Persian cat, was #capricious and mean.
She was proud of her beauty and wanted to be seen.
Each day she wore a collar, adorned with a little bell.
She loved its tiny tinkle, and pranced like a gazelle.
Human underlings adored her Majesty, Amelie the Queen.
#vss365 #limerick
She was proud of her beauty and wanted to be seen.
Each day she wore a collar, adorned with a little bell.
She loved its tiny tinkle, and pranced like a gazelle.
Human underlings adored her Majesty, Amelie the Queen.
#vss365 #limerick