Beyond the Machina!
@beyondthemachina.bsky.social
He/They, Bi.
I make cool stuff I think is pretty rad 😎
D Tier #MTG content creator. I do not & will not sell Proxies.
Check out my links https://linktr.ee/beyond_the_machina
Email: [email protected]
I make cool stuff I think is pretty rad 😎
D Tier #MTG content creator. I do not & will not sell Proxies.
Check out my links https://linktr.ee/beyond_the_machina
Email: [email protected]
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This is a (mostly) blank canvas
I want to fill it up, but I need your help
For 10$ in B&W & 20$ in Color, I will draw your fave creature or creature type card somewhere on the canvas
once it's done well see what #MTG creatures reign supreme!
Want something on there? details in comments below!
I want to fill it up, but I need your help
For 10$ in B&W & 20$ in Color, I will draw your fave creature or creature type card somewhere on the canvas
once it's done well see what #MTG creatures reign supreme!
Want something on there? details in comments below!
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Sure Magic doesn't have, & likely will never have, direct Harry Potter crossovers in it. But it's pretty difficult to stomach putting money directly into a game which is the load bearing product for a company financing The Ghoul Rowling's anti-trans crusade.
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Sure Magic doesn't have, & likely will never have, direct Harry Potter crossovers in it. But it's pretty difficult to stomach putting money directly into a game which is the load bearing product for a company financing The Ghoul Rowling's anti-trans crusade.
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videopilled the radiocel
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
videopilled the radiocel
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Alt No. 3
Female Jason as [[Unstoppable Slasher]]
(For sale)
Female Jason as [[Unstoppable Slasher]]
(For sale)
February 9, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Alt No. 3
Female Jason as [[Unstoppable Slasher]]
(For sale)
Female Jason as [[Unstoppable Slasher]]
(For sale)
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I’ve gotten more used to saying the second part of this meme to be more confident in myself. It’s working for the most part.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 AM
I’ve gotten more used to saying the second part of this meme to be more confident in myself. It’s working for the most part.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
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genuinely: reprint the reserve list but with muppet art
i hope the henson company does more with wotc, i fuckin love muppets
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
genuinely: reprint the reserve list but with muppet art
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i would also take a "greatest women of magic" but they're all miss piggy.
please give me a miss piggy alesha and hero of bladehold
please give me a miss piggy alesha and hero of bladehold
genuinely: reprint the reserve list but with muppet art
i hope the henson company does more with wotc, i fuckin love muppets
February 10, 2026 at 4:46 AM
i would also take a "greatest women of magic" but they're all miss piggy.
please give me a miss piggy alesha and hero of bladehold
please give me a miss piggy alesha and hero of bladehold
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all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
I’ve gotten more used to saying the second part of this meme to be more confident in myself. It’s working for the most part.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 AM
I’ve gotten more used to saying the second part of this meme to be more confident in myself. It’s working for the most part.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
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literally we're gonna get our jokes out after a few hours and never think about them again
I was thinking how when Scott Adams was about to go and rightwingers were saying “you have no idea what impact it’s going to have when Scott Adams dies, he was loved by millions” and then he just died and nothing happened. These ghouls just disappear when they stop talking
Remember when Charlie Kirk got shot and the right was like "THIS IS CIVIL WAR!" and three weeks later he was completely forgotten about? That's going to be most all the rest of these assholes too
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
literally we're gonna get our jokes out after a few hours and never think about them again
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Having one of those days where it's *very* apparent that I should have a therapist/be going to therapy
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Having one of those days where it's *very* apparent that I should have a therapist/be going to therapy
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Littke something to pin on Insta after the wave of A/I slop from this weekend
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Littke something to pin on Insta after the wave of A/I slop from this weekend
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Just [13] hours left before my Kickstarter ends
Hi! I'm Amanda and I have a collection of my writing coming out. I write poems & essays about being out'd during college orientation, fearing getting cancer, & microwaved leftovers
Support Black & Trans art
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...
Hi! I'm Amanda and I have a collection of my writing coming out. I write poems & essays about being out'd during college orientation, fearing getting cancer, & microwaved leftovers
Support Black & Trans art
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...
from Christ to Love - and everything in between
"From Christ to Love - and everything in between" is a collection of poems reflecting on being alive even when being alive can hurt
www.kickstarter.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Just [13] hours left before my Kickstarter ends
Hi! I'm Amanda and I have a collection of my writing coming out. I write poems & essays about being out'd during college orientation, fearing getting cancer, & microwaved leftovers
Support Black & Trans art
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...
Hi! I'm Amanda and I have a collection of my writing coming out. I write poems & essays about being out'd during college orientation, fearing getting cancer, & microwaved leftovers
Support Black & Trans art
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...
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My ADHD ass can't be no side character in a shonen anime cuz I would be DEAD bored watching the MC do fights and like.
I gotta stand around???
What if I need to go pee? What if I'm hungry?
What if when I come back, I miss the super cool plot changing power-up?
Like damn, that would suck 😞
I gotta stand around???
What if I need to go pee? What if I'm hungry?
What if when I come back, I miss the super cool plot changing power-up?
Like damn, that would suck 😞
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
My ADHD ass can't be no side character in a shonen anime cuz I would be DEAD bored watching the MC do fights and like.
I gotta stand around???
What if I need to go pee? What if I'm hungry?
What if when I come back, I miss the super cool plot changing power-up?
Like damn, that would suck 😞
I gotta stand around???
What if I need to go pee? What if I'm hungry?
What if when I come back, I miss the super cool plot changing power-up?
Like damn, that would suck 😞
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"Don't worry about the Discord thing, it's only NSFW servers and channels that will require age verification! :)"
I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.
It's not actually about the kids.
I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.
It's not actually about the kids.
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
"Don't worry about the Discord thing, it's only NSFW servers and channels that will require age verification! :)"
I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.
It's not actually about the kids.
I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.
It's not actually about the kids.
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i hope the henson company does more with wotc, i fuckin love muppets
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
i hope the henson company does more with wotc, i fuckin love muppets
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goober cube p2p1?
February 10, 2026 at 3:54 AM
goober cube p2p1?
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February 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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hey we noticed your lack of written content about loving magic the gathering from across the bar and
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 AM
hey we noticed your lack of written content about loving magic the gathering from across the bar and
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"Adventure time, come on grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands."
Surrak and Goreclaw
#mtgalters #art #commissionsopen #adventuretime #mtg
Surrak and Goreclaw
#mtgalters #art #commissionsopen #adventuretime #mtg
February 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
"Adventure time, come on grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands."
Surrak and Goreclaw
#mtgalters #art #commissionsopen #adventuretime #mtg
Surrak and Goreclaw
#mtgalters #art #commissionsopen #adventuretime #mtg
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Oh damn they announced Lutri unbanning and now we can officially preorder this? @gavinverhey.bsky.social is revealing Magic X LEGO crossover but only I'm smart enough to connect the dots
www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
Floating Sea Otters 21366 | Ideas | Buy online at the Official LEGO® Shop US
Build fun home decor featuring 2 cute sea otters
www.lego.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Oh damn they announced Lutri unbanning and now we can officially preorder this? @gavinverhey.bsky.social is revealing Magic X LEGO crossover but only I'm smart enough to connect the dots
www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
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batman in the 1940's: i'm gonna go work off some stress in the goon cave
batman in the 2020's: i'm gonna go work off some stress in the goon cave
batman in the 2020's: i'm gonna go work off some stress in the goon cave
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 AM
batman in the 1940's: i'm gonna go work off some stress in the goon cave
batman in the 2020's: i'm gonna go work off some stress in the goon cave
batman in the 2020's: i'm gonna go work off some stress in the goon cave
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RiP Neji. Tailed Beast Bomb from Chapter 615 of Naruto Shippuden.
Demolish
#mtgalters #art #naruto #killerbee #8tails #nejideservedbetter
Demolish
#mtgalters #art #naruto #killerbee #8tails #nejideservedbetter
February 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
RiP Neji. Tailed Beast Bomb from Chapter 615 of Naruto Shippuden.
Demolish
#mtgalters #art #naruto #killerbee #8tails #nejideservedbetter
Demolish
#mtgalters #art #naruto #killerbee #8tails #nejideservedbetter
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This has me dying rn
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
This has me dying rn
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turning this house of sexuality into a homosexuality
February 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
turning this house of sexuality into a homosexuality