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beyondthemachina.bsky.social
Beyond the Machina!
@beyondthemachina.bsky.social
He/They, Bi.

I make cool stuff I think is pretty rad 😎

D Tier #MTG content creator. I do not & will not sell Proxies.
Check out my links https://linktr.ee/beyond_the_machina

Email: [email protected]
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This is a (mostly) blank canvas

I want to fill it up, but I need your help

For 10$ in B&W & 20$ in Color, I will draw your fave creature or creature type card somewhere on the canvas

once it's done well see what #MTG creatures reign supreme!

Want something on there? details in comments below!
Mewgenics is so worth it lmao
After thinking a lot & talking to my best friend, I’ve come to the conclusion that whilst I am trying to save, & I’m doing the best I can, I’m going to get the game

She’s coming out of a major depressive rut & is on better meds wants & to get more comfy with her Voice. Well play the game together
Ugh mewgenics looks so good but I need to spend my time on art and money on going to shoebox
February 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Someone should pay me to make a foil alter of a femme punk goblin anarchomancer. Maybe short stack, maybe flat queen, who knows

I don’t even know if I could, but I think I could & someone with money should invest in this opportunity

Think how special it would be in your gruulfriends commander deck
January 26, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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These are mostly done with ink but still lol

Plz buy some art from me. It look really cool in your house or office plus you’ll be supporting a queer ADHD artist do even more cool stuff 😎
February 9, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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Sure Magic doesn't have, & likely will never have, direct Harry Potter crossovers in it. But it's pretty difficult to stomach putting money directly into a game which is the load bearing product for a company financing The Ghoul Rowling's anti-trans crusade.
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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videopilled the radiocel
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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Alt No. 3
Female Jason as [[Unstoppable Slasher]]
(For sale)
February 9, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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I’ve gotten more used to saying the second part of this meme to be more confident in myself. It’s working for the most part.

Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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genuinely: reprint the reserve list but with muppet art
i hope the henson company does more with wotc, i fuckin love muppets
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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i would also take a "greatest women of magic" but they're all miss piggy.

please give me a miss piggy alesha and hero of bladehold
genuinely: reprint the reserve list but with muppet art
i hope the henson company does more with wotc, i fuckin love muppets
February 10, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I’ve gotten more used to saying the second part of this meme to be more confident in myself. It’s working for the most part.

Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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literally we're gonna get our jokes out after a few hours and never think about them again
I was thinking how when Scott Adams was about to go and rightwingers were saying “you have no idea what impact it’s going to have when Scott Adams dies, he was loved by millions” and then he just died and nothing happened. These ghouls just disappear when they stop talking
Remember when Charlie Kirk got shot and the right was like "THIS IS CIVIL WAR!" and three weeks later he was completely forgotten about? That's going to be most all the rest of these assholes too
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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Having one of those days where it's *very* apparent that I should have a therapist/be going to therapy
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Littke something to pin on Insta after the wave of A/I slop from this weekend
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Just [13] hours left before my Kickstarter ends

Hi! I'm Amanda and I have a collection of my writing coming out. I write poems & essays about being out'd during college orientation, fearing getting cancer, & microwaved leftovers

Support Black & Trans art

www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...
from Christ to Love - and everything in between
"From Christ to Love - and everything in between" is a collection of poems reflecting on being alive even when being alive can hurt
www.kickstarter.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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My ADHD ass can't be no side character in a shonen anime cuz I would be DEAD bored watching the MC do fights and like.
I gotta stand around???

What if I need to go pee? What if I'm hungry?
What if when I come back, I miss the super cool plot changing power-up?

Like damn, that would suck 😞
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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"Don't worry about the Discord thing, it's only NSFW servers and channels that will require age verification! :)"

I could remove every speck of risque imagery/topics from my community and there's still a 50% chance we'd get flagged just because we're openly queer.

It's not actually about the kids.
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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i hope the henson company does more with wotc, i fuckin love muppets
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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goober cube p2p1?
February 10, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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goober cube p1p1?

feat. an amazing force of will proxy by @beyondthemachina.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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hey we noticed your lack of written content about loving magic the gathering from across the bar and
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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"Adventure time, come on grab your friends. We'll go to very distant lands."

Surrak and Goreclaw
#mtgalters #art #commissionsopen #adventuretime #mtg
February 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Oh damn they announced Lutri unbanning and now we can officially preorder this? @gavinverhey.bsky.social is revealing Magic X LEGO crossover but only I'm smart enough to connect the dots

www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
Floating Sea Otters 21366 | Ideas | Buy online at the Official LEGO® Shop US
Build fun home decor featuring 2 cute sea otters
www.lego.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM