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Beyond the Machina!

@beyondthemachina.bsky.social

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He/They, Bi. I make cool stuff I think is pretty rad. I do not and will not sell Proxies. Check out my links https://linktr.ee/beyond_the_machina Email: [email protected]

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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · Dec 7

This is a (mostly) blank canvas

I want to fill it up, but I need your help

For 10$ in B&W & 20$ in Color, I will draw your fave creature or creature type card somewhere on the canvas

once it's done well see what #MTG creatures reign supreme!

Want something on there? details in comments below!

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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 🔜 MCAtlanta! @gremlin.world · 4d

When @hausofdecline.bsky.social unleashes the sass against any hater ever

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 4d

FUCKING BLOODBATH!!!

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Cal @caljones.com · 12h

commissioned the worlds cutest art from @guppies.bsky.social and when I have put together enough random money from Stitcher's Supply to do a completely unrelated tee for the site, it's gonna be this

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Tracy @theothertracy.bsky.social · 12h

another common stitcher's supply w

That's how you say that right

Stitcher’s Supply @stitcherssupply.bsky.social · 12h

low res teaser pic letting you know that stitcher’s supply will be putting up the worlds sickest playmat up for preorder next Thursday, Oct. 16th.

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Cal @caljones.com · 12h

i am simply excited for this not only because lucky paper is my favorite in the game rn for a variety of reasons but also because this is objectively the coolest mat design of all time

Stitcher’s Supply @stitcherssupply.bsky.social · 12h

low res teaser pic letting you know that stitcher’s supply will be putting up the worlds sickest playmat up for preorder next Thursday, Oct. 16th.

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MtGCritical-#1 Dai Li Hater @mtgcritical.bsky.social · 12h

I am but a vessel. Filled to the very brim with whimsy.

Czarface Meets Metal Face, 2018.
"Tinybones Meets MFFleem, 2025."
#mtg #fleem #tinybones #Somanyvoicesinmyhead

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Katie @legdotegg.bsky.social · 13h

www.tiktok.com/@thed00dlers...

What's this that's fallen out of my pocket a fledgling fan artist collective and a few places to follow their progress??? 👁️v👁️

( @byjacobparis.bsky.social @myhandsareblank.bsky.social )

#mtg #mtgart #magicthegathering #art

The D00-dlers's Creator Profile

www.tiktok.com

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13h

Two surgeons are performing and autopsy. They are extracting various organs from a corpse. Another surgeon has shown up in a large Spongebob mascot outfit.

Caption "Aw Jeez, I'm the only one who wore a costume."

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Belchy :3 Goblin Vtuber @belchygobbo.bsky.social · 15h

I feel like playing the old COD campaigns tonight! Starting with world at war >:3
www.twitch.tv/BelchyGoblin

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Stitcher’s Supply @stitcherssupply.bsky.social · 12h

low res teaser pic letting you know that stitcher’s supply will be putting up the worlds sickest playmat up for preorder next Thursday, Oct. 16th.

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Interesting MTG Art @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 12h

HOLY SHIT 👀👀👀👀👀

Stitcher’s Supply @stitcherssupply.bsky.social · 12h

low res teaser pic letting you know that stitcher’s supply will be putting up the worlds sickest playmat up for preorder next Thursday, Oct. 16th.

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Interesting MTG Art @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 15h

Gnaw on your friends*, not your cards

*with consent, of course

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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 18h

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 15h

There’s no evidence to suggest Tylenol causes autism.

There’s no evidence to suggest early circumcision causes autism.

There’s no evidence to suggest we’re in an “autism epidemic”.

There is evidence to suggest that RFK Jr is a eugenicist who’s a menace to society and public health.

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Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 15h

feeling weird about being an Internet Person

and how i might have to monetize that now (more).

would u download* a car**?

*monetarily support
**bugs

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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 15h

@b0tster.yeag.gay said it best

Bunlith PSX, reclined like Sonic, saying "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding"

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El_Paz @el-paz.bsky.social · 14h

#tokentober day 8: ?/? Copy

This is actually taken from Calvin number 2 welcoming Calvin number 3, but I don’t care.

Calvin number 2 welcoming Calvin number 3 out of the Duplicator machine

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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 19h

BY THE STARS!

@toadbrews.bsky.social and i just had one of our vids break 100 views!

whilst Edge of Eternities seems like forever ago (which sucks as its a really cool set) our Value Vintage set review for it is over 100 views! thats so cool & were so thankful!

vid here!
youtu.be/dxgPENow2Cc

EDGE OF ETERNITIES Set Review || 30$ Value Vintage || Magic Talk with Toad

YouTube video by Beyond the Machina

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Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 20h

man i love this show

The Heralds Horn Podcast @heraldshorn.com · 23h

SEVEN NEW SETS IN 2026!

Dan & Cal yap it up about what Magic will look like in 2026. Pro Tour Edge of Eternities also ruled, we name a lot of cards we like. Whew.

youtu.be/EZ_wRzdCr6k

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Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 15h

Oh hell yea.

Ordered this a few weeks ago and just got it and I am hyped.

If yall havnt listened to this album it is SO good.

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Brendan, Sorcerer of Illustration @hudnall56.bsky.social · 16h

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter‘s CATS

Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 18h

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter‘s Inception

Thwarp of the Fomori @trash-artificer.bsky.social · 18h

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter‘s Jurassic Park lll

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The Howling Salt Mine Podcast @howlingsaltmine.bsky.social · 23h

Did you find the Zetalpa easter egg in the mtg jrpg game from @gremlin.world?

SKRAAAWWWW!!!

Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 🔜 MCAtlanta! @gremlin.world · 1d

And here's one of the easter eggiest easter eggs, 1-800-R-U-FLAPPIN by Sam, of @howlingsaltmine.bsky.social.

Easily missable, you have to backtrack after getting to the final dungeon!