Beyond the Machina!
@beyondthemachina.bsky.social
He/They, Bi.
I make cool stuff I think is pretty rad 😎
D Tier #MTG content creator. I do not & will not sell Proxies.
Check out my links https://linktr.ee/beyond_the_machina
Email: [email protected]
I make cool stuff I think is pretty rad 😎
D Tier #MTG content creator. I do not & will not sell Proxies.
Check out my links https://linktr.ee/beyond_the_machina
Email: [email protected]
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This is a (mostly) blank canvas
I want to fill it up, but I need your help
For 10$ in B&W & 20$ in Color, I will draw your fave creature or creature type card somewhere on the canvas
once it's done well see what #MTG creatures reign supreme!
Want something on there? details in comments below!
I want to fill it up, but I need your help
For 10$ in B&W & 20$ in Color, I will draw your fave creature or creature type card somewhere on the canvas
once it's done well see what #MTG creatures reign supreme!
Want something on there? details in comments below!
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Reminder that things haven't changed here and ICE is still here
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
February 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Reminder that things haven't changed here and ICE is still here
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Posting this again to remind you you dont have to be an amazing artist to draw comics!
February 6, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Posting this again to remind you you dont have to be an amazing artist to draw comics!
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They Might Be They Might Be Giants when
I’m always a hairs’ breadth away from starting a They Might Be Giants cover band
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 AM
They Might Be They Might Be Giants when
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i feel like a frog who thinks the water in this pot is a little warmer than i'd prefer but don't know how to explain that to my amphibious friends
February 11, 2026 at 7:05 AM
i feel like a frog who thinks the water in this pot is a little warmer than i'd prefer but don't know how to explain that to my amphibious friends
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"You are hearing me talk."
February 11, 2026 at 4:32 AM
"You are hearing me talk."
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Tomorrow one of my most anticipated games is coming out!!!! Is anyone else excited about #Mewgenics??? :3
a black and white cartoon of a cat dancing in a room
ALT: a black and white cartoon of a cat dancing in a room
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February 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Tomorrow one of my most anticipated games is coming out!!!! Is anyone else excited about #Mewgenics??? :3
Plot twist! I actually have two cats with the professors voice, just one didn’t sound like him until the cats voice got pitched down lol
YO HOLY FUCK I FOUND @tolariancommunitycollege.com AS A CAT IN #Mewgenics. His name is Clam.
Also this game is so great and I love it. Thank you @tylerglaiel.com & @edmundm.bsky.social
Also this game is so great and I love it. Thank you @tylerglaiel.com & @edmundm.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Plot twist! I actually have two cats with the professors voice, just one didn’t sound like him until the cats voice got pitched down lol
YO HOLY FUCK I FOUND @tolariancommunitycollege.com AS A CAT IN #Mewgenics. His name is Clam.
Also this game is so great and I love it. Thank you @tylerglaiel.com & @edmundm.bsky.social
Also this game is so great and I love it. Thank you @tylerglaiel.com & @edmundm.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 3:23 AM
YO HOLY FUCK I FOUND @tolariancommunitycollege.com AS A CAT IN #Mewgenics. His name is Clam.
Also this game is so great and I love it. Thank you @tylerglaiel.com & @edmundm.bsky.social
Also this game is so great and I love it. Thank you @tylerglaiel.com & @edmundm.bsky.social
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"If it's something that can be stopped, then just try to stop it!"~The Skull Kid
Stone Rain
#mtgalter #mtg #art #majorasmask #runlanddestruction #commissionsopen
Stone Rain
#mtgalter #mtg #art #majorasmask #runlanddestruction #commissionsopen
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
"If it's something that can be stopped, then just try to stop it!"~The Skull Kid
Stone Rain
#mtgalter #mtg #art #majorasmask #runlanddestruction #commissionsopen
Stone Rain
#mtgalter #mtg #art #majorasmask #runlanddestruction #commissionsopen
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The official name for a group of autistic people is a magic: the gathering
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The official name for a group of autistic people is a magic: the gathering
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Probably a piss poor idea ethically, but I feel like, if someone takes out a restraining order against you, you should get microchipped and the person with the order should be notified whenever you're within 100 yards or something.
February 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Probably a piss poor idea ethically, but I feel like, if someone takes out a restraining order against you, you should get microchipped and the person with the order should be notified whenever you're within 100 yards or something.
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Finally got around to painting a follow up to the Lego Counterspell.
February 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Finally got around to painting a follow up to the Lego Counterspell.
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CEDH PTQ tonight with 80% of the players registered running Biorhythm ramp. Miserable, but I'll take it after nine months of Coalition Victory winter
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
CEDH PTQ tonight with 80% of the players registered running Biorhythm ramp. Miserable, but I'll take it after nine months of Coalition Victory winter
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I love watching online transphobes clocking that I'm fruity & calling me "it" as an insult; then suddenly clutching their pearls, acting as if "it" is an appalling thing to use in reference to a person, when they discover I actually prefer that pronoun.
February 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I love watching online transphobes clocking that I'm fruity & calling me "it" as an insult; then suddenly clutching their pearls, acting as if "it" is an appalling thing to use in reference to a person, when they discover I actually prefer that pronoun.
Mewgenics is so worth it lmao
After thinking a lot & talking to my best friend, I’ve come to the conclusion that whilst I am trying to save, & I’m doing the best I can, I’m going to get the game
She’s coming out of a major depressive rut & is on better meds wants & to get more comfy with her Voice. Well play the game together
She’s coming out of a major depressive rut & is on better meds wants & to get more comfy with her Voice. Well play the game together
Ugh mewgenics looks so good but I need to spend my time on art and money on going to shoebox
February 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Mewgenics is so worth it lmao
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Someone should pay me to make a foil alter of a femme punk goblin anarchomancer. Maybe short stack, maybe flat queen, who knows
I don’t even know if I could, but I think I could & someone with money should invest in this opportunity
Think how special it would be in your gruulfriends commander deck
I don’t even know if I could, but I think I could & someone with money should invest in this opportunity
Think how special it would be in your gruulfriends commander deck
January 26, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Someone should pay me to make a foil alter of a femme punk goblin anarchomancer. Maybe short stack, maybe flat queen, who knows
I don’t even know if I could, but I think I could & someone with money should invest in this opportunity
Think how special it would be in your gruulfriends commander deck
I don’t even know if I could, but I think I could & someone with money should invest in this opportunity
Think how special it would be in your gruulfriends commander deck
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These are mostly done with ink but still lol
Plz buy some art from me. It look really cool in your house or office plus you’ll be supporting a queer ADHD artist do even more cool stuff 😎
Plz buy some art from me. It look really cool in your house or office plus you’ll be supporting a queer ADHD artist do even more cool stuff 😎
February 9, 2026 at 11:07 PM
These are mostly done with ink but still lol
Plz buy some art from me. It look really cool in your house or office plus you’ll be supporting a queer ADHD artist do even more cool stuff 😎
Plz buy some art from me. It look really cool in your house or office plus you’ll be supporting a queer ADHD artist do even more cool stuff 😎
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Sure Magic doesn't have, & likely will never have, direct Harry Potter crossovers in it. But it's pretty difficult to stomach putting money directly into a game which is the load bearing product for a company financing The Ghoul Rowling's anti-trans crusade.
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Sure Magic doesn't have, & likely will never have, direct Harry Potter crossovers in it. But it's pretty difficult to stomach putting money directly into a game which is the load bearing product for a company financing The Ghoul Rowling's anti-trans crusade.
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videopilled the radiocel
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
videopilled the radiocel
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Alt No. 3
Female Jason as [[Unstoppable Slasher]]
(For sale)
Female Jason as [[Unstoppable Slasher]]
(For sale)
February 9, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Alt No. 3
Female Jason as [[Unstoppable Slasher]]
(For sale)
Female Jason as [[Unstoppable Slasher]]
(For sale)
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I’ve gotten more used to saying the second part of this meme to be more confident in myself. It’s working for the most part.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 AM
I’ve gotten more used to saying the second part of this meme to be more confident in myself. It’s working for the most part.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
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genuinely: reprint the reserve list but with muppet art
i hope the henson company does more with wotc, i fuckin love muppets
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
genuinely: reprint the reserve list but with muppet art