Beyond the Machina!
@beyondthemachina.bsky.social
He/They, Bi.
I make cool stuff I think is pretty rad 😎
D Tier #MTG content creator. I do not & will not sell Proxies.
Check out my links https://linktr.ee/beyond_the_machina
Email: [email protected]
I make cool stuff I think is pretty rad 😎
D Tier #MTG content creator. I do not & will not sell Proxies.
Check out my links https://linktr.ee/beyond_the_machina
Email: [email protected]
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This is a (mostly) blank canvas
I want to fill it up, but I need your help
For 10$ in B&W & 20$ in Color, I will draw your fave creature or creature type card somewhere on the canvas
once it's done well see what #MTG creatures reign supreme!
Want something on there? details in comments below!
I want to fill it up, but I need your help
For 10$ in B&W & 20$ in Color, I will draw your fave creature or creature type card somewhere on the canvas
once it's done well see what #MTG creatures reign supreme!
Want something on there? details in comments below!
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The official name for a group of autistic people is a magic: the gathering
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The official name for a group of autistic people is a magic: the gathering
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Probably a piss poor idea ethically, but I feel like, if someone takes out a restraining order against you, you should get microchipped and the person with the order should be notified whenever you're within 100 yards or something.
February 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Probably a piss poor idea ethically, but I feel like, if someone takes out a restraining order against you, you should get microchipped and the person with the order should be notified whenever you're within 100 yards or something.
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Finally got around to painting a follow up to the Lego Counterspell.
February 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Finally got around to painting a follow up to the Lego Counterspell.
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CEDH PTQ tonight with 80% of the players registered running Biorhythm ramp. Miserable, but I'll take it after nine months of Coalition Victory winter
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
CEDH PTQ tonight with 80% of the players registered running Biorhythm ramp. Miserable, but I'll take it after nine months of Coalition Victory winter
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I love watching online transphobes clocking that I'm fruity & calling me "it" as an insult; then suddenly clutching their pearls, acting as if "it" is an appalling thing to use in reference to a person, when they discover I actually prefer that pronoun.
February 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I love watching online transphobes clocking that I'm fruity & calling me "it" as an insult; then suddenly clutching their pearls, acting as if "it" is an appalling thing to use in reference to a person, when they discover I actually prefer that pronoun.
Mewgenics is so worth it lmao
After thinking a lot & talking to my best friend, I’ve come to the conclusion that whilst I am trying to save, & I’m doing the best I can, I’m going to get the game
She’s coming out of a major depressive rut & is on better meds wants & to get more comfy with her Voice. Well play the game together
She’s coming out of a major depressive rut & is on better meds wants & to get more comfy with her Voice. Well play the game together
Ugh mewgenics looks so good but I need to spend my time on art and money on going to shoebox
February 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Mewgenics is so worth it lmao
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Someone should pay me to make a foil alter of a femme punk goblin anarchomancer. Maybe short stack, maybe flat queen, who knows
I don’t even know if I could, but I think I could & someone with money should invest in this opportunity
Think how special it would be in your gruulfriends commander deck
I don’t even know if I could, but I think I could & someone with money should invest in this opportunity
Think how special it would be in your gruulfriends commander deck
January 26, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Someone should pay me to make a foil alter of a femme punk goblin anarchomancer. Maybe short stack, maybe flat queen, who knows
I don’t even know if I could, but I think I could & someone with money should invest in this opportunity
Think how special it would be in your gruulfriends commander deck
I don’t even know if I could, but I think I could & someone with money should invest in this opportunity
Think how special it would be in your gruulfriends commander deck
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These are mostly done with ink but still lol
Plz buy some art from me. It look really cool in your house or office plus you’ll be supporting a queer ADHD artist do even more cool stuff 😎
Plz buy some art from me. It look really cool in your house or office plus you’ll be supporting a queer ADHD artist do even more cool stuff 😎
February 9, 2026 at 11:07 PM
These are mostly done with ink but still lol
Plz buy some art from me. It look really cool in your house or office plus you’ll be supporting a queer ADHD artist do even more cool stuff 😎
Plz buy some art from me. It look really cool in your house or office plus you’ll be supporting a queer ADHD artist do even more cool stuff 😎
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Sure Magic doesn't have, & likely will never have, direct Harry Potter crossovers in it. But it's pretty difficult to stomach putting money directly into a game which is the load bearing product for a company financing The Ghoul Rowling's anti-trans crusade.
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Sure Magic doesn't have, & likely will never have, direct Harry Potter crossovers in it. But it's pretty difficult to stomach putting money directly into a game which is the load bearing product for a company financing The Ghoul Rowling's anti-trans crusade.
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videopilled the radiocel
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
videopilled the radiocel
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Alt No. 3
Female Jason as [[Unstoppable Slasher]]
(For sale)
Female Jason as [[Unstoppable Slasher]]
(For sale)
February 9, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Alt No. 3
Female Jason as [[Unstoppable Slasher]]
(For sale)
Female Jason as [[Unstoppable Slasher]]
(For sale)
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I’ve gotten more used to saying the second part of this meme to be more confident in myself. It’s working for the most part.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 AM
I’ve gotten more used to saying the second part of this meme to be more confident in myself. It’s working for the most part.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
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genuinely: reprint the reserve list but with muppet art
i hope the henson company does more with wotc, i fuckin love muppets
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
genuinely: reprint the reserve list but with muppet art
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i would also take a "greatest women of magic" but they're all miss piggy.
please give me a miss piggy alesha and hero of bladehold
please give me a miss piggy alesha and hero of bladehold
genuinely: reprint the reserve list but with muppet art
i hope the henson company does more with wotc, i fuckin love muppets
February 10, 2026 at 4:46 AM
i would also take a "greatest women of magic" but they're all miss piggy.
please give me a miss piggy alesha and hero of bladehold
please give me a miss piggy alesha and hero of bladehold
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all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
I’ve gotten more used to saying the second part of this meme to be more confident in myself. It’s working for the most part.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 AM
I’ve gotten more used to saying the second part of this meme to be more confident in myself. It’s working for the most part.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
Also I’m a whore for good boneless wings. I don’t care if they’re overpriced chicken nuggets. I like them.
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literally we're gonna get our jokes out after a few hours and never think about them again
I was thinking how when Scott Adams was about to go and rightwingers were saying “you have no idea what impact it’s going to have when Scott Adams dies, he was loved by millions” and then he just died and nothing happened. These ghouls just disappear when they stop talking
Remember when Charlie Kirk got shot and the right was like "THIS IS CIVIL WAR!" and three weeks later he was completely forgotten about? That's going to be most all the rest of these assholes too
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
literally we're gonna get our jokes out after a few hours and never think about them again
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Having one of those days where it's *very* apparent that I should have a therapist/be going to therapy
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Having one of those days where it's *very* apparent that I should have a therapist/be going to therapy
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Littke something to pin on Insta after the wave of A/I slop from this weekend
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Littke something to pin on Insta after the wave of A/I slop from this weekend
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Just [13] hours left before my Kickstarter ends
Hi! I'm Amanda and I have a collection of my writing coming out. I write poems & essays about being out'd during college orientation, fearing getting cancer, & microwaved leftovers
Support Black & Trans art
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...
Hi! I'm Amanda and I have a collection of my writing coming out. I write poems & essays about being out'd during college orientation, fearing getting cancer, & microwaved leftovers
Support Black & Trans art
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...
from Christ to Love - and everything in between
"From Christ to Love - and everything in between" is a collection of poems reflecting on being alive even when being alive can hurt
www.kickstarter.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Just [13] hours left before my Kickstarter ends
Hi! I'm Amanda and I have a collection of my writing coming out. I write poems & essays about being out'd during college orientation, fearing getting cancer, & microwaved leftovers
Support Black & Trans art
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...
Hi! I'm Amanda and I have a collection of my writing coming out. I write poems & essays about being out'd during college orientation, fearing getting cancer, & microwaved leftovers
Support Black & Trans art
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...
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My ADHD ass can't be no side character in a shonen anime cuz I would be DEAD bored watching the MC do fights and like.
I gotta stand around???
What if I need to go pee? What if I'm hungry?
What if when I come back, I miss the super cool plot changing power-up?
Like damn, that would suck 😞
I gotta stand around???
What if I need to go pee? What if I'm hungry?
What if when I come back, I miss the super cool plot changing power-up?
Like damn, that would suck 😞
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
My ADHD ass can't be no side character in a shonen anime cuz I would be DEAD bored watching the MC do fights and like.
I gotta stand around???
What if I need to go pee? What if I'm hungry?
What if when I come back, I miss the super cool plot changing power-up?
Like damn, that would suck 😞
I gotta stand around???
What if I need to go pee? What if I'm hungry?
What if when I come back, I miss the super cool plot changing power-up?
Like damn, that would suck 😞