Beyond the Machina!
@beyondthemachina.bsky.social
He/They, Bi. I make cool stuff I think is pretty rad. I do not and will not sell Proxies. Check out my links https://linktr.ee/beyond_the_machina
Email: [email protected]
Email: [email protected]
Pinned
This is a (mostly) blank canvas
I want to fill it up, but I need your help
For 10$ in B&W & 20$ in Color, I will draw your fave creature or creature type card somewhere on the canvas
once it's done well see what #MTG creatures reign supreme!
Want something on there? details in comments below!
I want to fill it up, but I need your help
For 10$ in B&W & 20$ in Color, I will draw your fave creature or creature type card somewhere on the canvas
once it's done well see what #MTG creatures reign supreme!
Want something on there? details in comments below!
Gonna make a video about what I call "the sol ring scale"
y'all will see it when it comes out but I will say I can only think of one card that's a 0/10 on the scale and it's not actually a sol ring lmao.
Can y'all guess what it is?
y'all will see it when it comes out but I will say I can only think of one card that's a 0/10 on the scale and it's not actually a sol ring lmao.
Can y'all guess what it is?
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Gonna make a video about what I call "the sol ring scale"
y'all will see it when it comes out but I will say I can only think of one card that's a 0/10 on the scale and it's not actually a sol ring lmao.
Can y'all guess what it is?
y'all will see it when it comes out but I will say I can only think of one card that's a 0/10 on the scale and it's not actually a sol ring lmao.
Can y'all guess what it is?
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I am currently drawing a fucking loving it
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I am currently drawing a fucking loving it
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Just marathoned the Austin Powers movies back-to-back while doing some cleaning tonight. Quick thoughts:
-1 is all over the place, but is surprisingly still mostly funny, though it hasn't aged well in some spots
-2 is a drag, I don't care for it
-Beyoncé and Michael Caine are fun enough in 3
-1 is all over the place, but is surprisingly still mostly funny, though it hasn't aged well in some spots
-2 is a drag, I don't care for it
-Beyoncé and Michael Caine are fun enough in 3
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Just marathoned the Austin Powers movies back-to-back while doing some cleaning tonight. Quick thoughts:
-1 is all over the place, but is surprisingly still mostly funny, though it hasn't aged well in some spots
-2 is a drag, I don't care for it
-Beyoncé and Michael Caine are fun enough in 3
-1 is all over the place, but is surprisingly still mostly funny, though it hasn't aged well in some spots
-2 is a drag, I don't care for it
-Beyoncé and Michael Caine are fun enough in 3
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I would like 48 more people to like this so I can say that I wrote a post about the Austin Powers movies that got 1000 likes on Bluesky dot app
Just marathoned the Austin Powers movies back-to-back while doing some cleaning tonight. Quick thoughts:
-1 is all over the place, but is surprisingly still mostly funny, though it hasn't aged well in some spots
-2 is a drag, I don't care for it
-Beyoncé and Michael Caine are fun enough in 3
-1 is all over the place, but is surprisingly still mostly funny, though it hasn't aged well in some spots
-2 is a drag, I don't care for it
-Beyoncé and Michael Caine are fun enough in 3
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I would like 48 more people to like this so I can say that I wrote a post about the Austin Powers movies that got 1000 likes on Bluesky dot app
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I am so incredibly honored and excited to announce I’ve been selected as a recipient of one of the MTG New Perspectives Grants for #MCVegas 😭
I am truly at a loss for words and currently fighting impostor syndrome.
But, dammit, with a tear in my eye I can say
THE RATS ARE GOING TO VEGAS
I am truly at a loss for words and currently fighting impostor syndrome.
But, dammit, with a tear in my eye I can say
THE RATS ARE GOING TO VEGAS
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I am so incredibly honored and excited to announce I’ve been selected as a recipient of one of the MTG New Perspectives Grants for #MCVegas 😭
I am truly at a loss for words and currently fighting impostor syndrome.
But, dammit, with a tear in my eye I can say
THE RATS ARE GOING TO VEGAS
I am truly at a loss for words and currently fighting impostor syndrome.
But, dammit, with a tear in my eye I can say
THE RATS ARE GOING TO VEGAS
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Beside myself with excitement to accept a New Perspectives Grant for #MCVegas!
I am beyond words, but will speak to the support of my partner and wife @jettyfox.bsky.social, my best friends, and the new friends I've made here in the last 2 years. I want to do so much more to honor this.
I am beyond words, but will speak to the support of my partner and wife @jettyfox.bsky.social, my best friends, and the new friends I've made here in the last 2 years. I want to do so much more to honor this.
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Beside myself with excitement to accept a New Perspectives Grant for #MCVegas!
I am beyond words, but will speak to the support of my partner and wife @jettyfox.bsky.social, my best friends, and the new friends I've made here in the last 2 years. I want to do so much more to honor this.
I am beyond words, but will speak to the support of my partner and wife @jettyfox.bsky.social, my best friends, and the new friends I've made here in the last 2 years. I want to do so much more to honor this.
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Everyone look at the cake my kid made for me and say nice things about it!
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Everyone look at the cake my kid made for me and say nice things about it!
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Y'ALL PLEASE GO LEAVE NICE COMMENTS !!!!
video i was very happy to see today. check this out and leave nice comments on it! 🏳️⚧️🫶
op unfortunately has quite a few transphobic assholes in the comments :(
youtu.be/MOAm-9bvPsg?...
op unfortunately has quite a few transphobic assholes in the comments :(
youtu.be/MOAm-9bvPsg?...
Xantcha: Magic's Oldest (and Greatest) Trans Character
YouTube video by Annie Temple
youtu.be
March 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Y'ALL PLEASE GO LEAVE NICE COMMENTS !!!!
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Excited to finally open up my shop and kick it off with a monthly print club.
Starting it off with a limited run 13x18cm 320gr linocut and two vinyl stickers.
This month's print is available until the 20-24th of November.
cristianpintos.com/shop/
#art #illustration #print #linocut
Starting it off with a limited run 13x18cm 320gr linocut and two vinyl stickers.
This month's print is available until the 20-24th of November.
cristianpintos.com/shop/
#art #illustration #print #linocut
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Excited to finally open up my shop and kick it off with a monthly print club.
Starting it off with a limited run 13x18cm 320gr linocut and two vinyl stickers.
This month's print is available until the 20-24th of November.
cristianpintos.com/shop/
#art #illustration #print #linocut
Starting it off with a limited run 13x18cm 320gr linocut and two vinyl stickers.
This month's print is available until the 20-24th of November.
cristianpintos.com/shop/
#art #illustration #print #linocut
Hey y’all I seriously need to sell 2 of these. I can even do 50$. I just need 100$ by tonight or tomorrow
HOLY COW!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Hey y’all I seriously need to sell 2 of these. I can even do 50$. I just need 100$ by tonight or tomorrow
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HOLY COW!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
HOLY COW!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
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Late to the party but I did the thing, Grem style.
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Late to the party but I did the thing, Grem style.
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I'm not even sure I'm going to edit this one honestly. Buildings were meant to be photographed in Black and White and the film grain adds something
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I'm not even sure I'm going to edit this one honestly. Buildings were meant to be photographed in Black and White and the film grain adds something
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You want to commission them soooo bad
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You want to commission them soooo bad
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looking to pick up a sick card? now's your chance! their work is so phenomenal and this list of cards is oops all bangers!
HOLY COW!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
looking to pick up a sick card? now's your chance! their work is so phenomenal and this list of cards is oops all bangers!
HOLY COW!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
HOLY COW!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
I got tons of cards I can alter! And I need money fast for a bill I forgot about (damn ADHD! *shakes fist in air*)!
Do you want a one-of-a-kind alter from me? Now’s the perfect time! For only 60$ you can pick from a pile & I’ll make a random alter for ya, or 80$ & you can pick the card!
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draw yourself rn
I'm drawing myself rn
I'm drawing myself rn
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
draw yourself rn
I'm drawing myself rn
I'm drawing myself rn
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Well, @qphelddagrif.bsky.social , was this worth the wait?
#phelddagrif #mtgxspiderman #mtgxmarvel #mtgub #mtguniversesbeyond #universesbeyond #spiderman #mtgalters #mtgalteredart #mtgalter #mtgaltart #mtgart #altart #alteredart #alteredartcard #altartcard #mtgcommander #commander #edh #mtgedh
#phelddagrif #mtgxspiderman #mtgxmarvel #mtgub #mtguniversesbeyond #universesbeyond #spiderman #mtgalters #mtgalteredart #mtgalter #mtgaltart #mtgart #altart #alteredart #alteredartcard #altartcard #mtgcommander #commander #edh #mtgedh
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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i can move heavy things
Get paid to move heavy boxes
The benefits are good and I am unionized, so I will continue to move heavy boxes
Get paid to move heavy boxes
The benefits are good and I am unionized, so I will continue to move heavy boxes
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
i can move heavy things
Get paid to move heavy boxes
The benefits are good and I am unionized, so I will continue to move heavy boxes
Get paid to move heavy boxes
The benefits are good and I am unionized, so I will continue to move heavy boxes
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i have one more logo slot open for those interested!
My Logo commissions are open!
For as low as 200$ you too can get an expertly designed logo that can define you & what you want to do!
Want to get ahead of your new year content ambitions with something truly iconic? I'm the person to talk to make it happen!
Interested? DM me!
Like & share!
For as low as 200$ you too can get an expertly designed logo that can define you & what you want to do!
Want to get ahead of your new year content ambitions with something truly iconic? I'm the person to talk to make it happen!
Interested? DM me!
Like & share!
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i have one more logo slot open for those interested!
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For those who didn’t see this yesterday!
It's been a crazy few months, but I finally have a new #QuiverTime case done...
I PRESENT THE SEXY MOTHMAN QUIVER!
a custom case painted by me for @thewillionare.bsky.social from the last @praetorsforchange.bsky.social event! The next case won't take as long. keep an eye out 👀
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I PRESENT THE SEXY MOTHMAN QUIVER!
a custom case painted by me for @thewillionare.bsky.social from the last @praetorsforchange.bsky.social event! The next case won't take as long. keep an eye out 👀
Like & share!
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
For those who didn’t see this yesterday!
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these are both still available to be claimed!
The sooner you claim one, the sooner i can get it done and sent out before the holiday season shakes everything up!
The sooner you claim one, the sooner i can get it done and sent out before the holiday season shakes everything up!
Hey y’all! Another special offer!
I have a FOIL Lightning Bolt & a FOIL Disenchant ready to be altered
For only 80$ you can claim one of these now. These sort of foil alters of mine usually go for 120$ so this is a great deal!
Who doesn’t want a FOIL full art of one of magics most iconic cards?!
I have a FOIL Lightning Bolt & a FOIL Disenchant ready to be altered
For only 80$ you can claim one of these now. These sort of foil alters of mine usually go for 120$ so this is a great deal!
Who doesn’t want a FOIL full art of one of magics most iconic cards?!
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
these are both still available to be claimed!
The sooner you claim one, the sooner i can get it done and sent out before the holiday season shakes everything up!
The sooner you claim one, the sooner i can get it done and sent out before the holiday season shakes everything up!
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Been a productive art day.
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Been a productive art day.