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@bienvenutheperson.bsky.social
This place better be better than Twitter.
Statements like this imply, such a whitewashing of common sense and factual information. Knowing about it???
🚨 There’s zero chance Trump did not fuck kids. 🚨
🚨 There’s zero chance Trump did not fuck kids. 🚨
There is zero chance Trump didn’t know his “terrific” friend Jeffrey Epstein was running a child sex ring. Zero.
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Statements like this imply, such a whitewashing of common sense and factual information. Knowing about it???
🚨 There’s zero chance Trump did not fuck kids. 🚨
🚨 There’s zero chance Trump did not fuck kids. 🚨
Alaska is pretty. Even when you’re in a strip mall.
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Alaska is pretty. Even when you’re in a strip mall.
If we don’t have birthright citizenship, what other kind do we have?
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If we don’t have birthright citizenship, what other kind do we have?
Guess who’s about to get a pardon?
BREAKING: Insurrectionist who planted pipe bombs in Washington DC during Trump's lie-based coup attempt is a Trump supporter who believed Trump's lies and used violence to try and advance his attempted coup.
Once again, it turns out to be exactly what it looked like.
Once again, it turns out to be exactly what it looked like.
Pipe bomb suspect told FBI he believed 2020 election conspiracy theories
The suspect has been cooperating with the FBI, according to sources, and is expected to make his first court appearance on Friday.
www.nbcnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Guess who’s about to get a pardon?
ASK FUCKING SCALISE! And the next guy. And Stefanik if they give a shit about her anymore. Ask every one until someone can answer if a war crime is a war crime.
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
ASK FUCKING SCALISE! And the next guy. And Stefanik if they give a shit about her anymore. Ask every one until someone can answer if a war crime is a war crime.
I mean, why rally if that MRI is gonna kill you.
Trump insiders fear he is isolating himself as public rallies grind to a halt
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Trump insiders fear he is isolating himself as public rallies grind to a halt
President Donald Trump’s allies are reportedly concerned he has ‘become out of touch’ with the public amid approval plunging ratings
www.independent.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I mean, why rally if that MRI is gonna kill you.
Ma’am, you want me to point to “Innocent Until Proven Guilty”?
Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Ma’am, you want me to point to “Innocent Until Proven Guilty”?
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
This is also the kind of shit that active duty would’ve noticed immediately instead of posting a tweet about it a full 24 hours later like it wasn’t something he just read on X and then re-authored himself and shared with the masses.
The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This is also the kind of shit that active duty would’ve noticed immediately instead of posting a tweet about it a full 24 hours later like it wasn’t something he just read on X and then re-authored himself and shared with the masses.
Who thinks the black male against MTG is the pipe bomb case? Why else was she retire?
Marjorie Taylor Green has been hated by Democrats for years with no concerns for her personal safety.
Now that has changed for her.
Trump did that.
Now that has changed for her.
Trump did that.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Who thinks the black male against MTG is the pipe bomb case? Why else was she retire?
If the full #EpsteinFiles are to be released by congress but they don’t, would it be LEGAL for those possessing copies to publish them ahead or in lieu of the DOJ slow walking
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If the full #EpsteinFiles are to be released by congress but they don’t, would it be LEGAL for those possessing copies to publish them ahead or in lieu of the DOJ slow walking
Just occurred to me Elon Musk was deleting positions with purpose like he would lines of code in software still in beta.
He has never considered there that there were human beings with pasts and futures at the end of each line he deleted.
#Ctrl+Alt+Del #elonmusk #fuckthatguy
He has never considered there that there were human beings with pasts and futures at the end of each line he deleted.
#Ctrl+Alt+Del #elonmusk #fuckthatguy
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Just occurred to me Elon Musk was deleting positions with purpose like he would lines of code in software still in beta.
He has never considered there that there were human beings with pasts and futures at the end of each line he deleted.
#Ctrl+Alt+Del #elonmusk #fuckthatguy
He has never considered there that there were human beings with pasts and futures at the end of each line he deleted.
#Ctrl+Alt+Del #elonmusk #fuckthatguy
Can someone tell me what the allegation was against MBS? Was he on the other end of the phone while they were cutting Khashoggi’s arms off with a hand saw? Was he not?
MBS claims the murder of Khashoggi was "a huge mistake and we're our doing our best that this doesn't happen again."
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Can someone tell me what the allegation was against MBS? Was he on the other end of the phone while they were cutting Khashoggi’s arms off with a hand saw? Was he not?
What kind of fucking animal asked for extra tartar sauce
Trump: "No matter who you are, everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. Khhhhh. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please. Seriously."
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
What kind of fucking animal asked for extra tartar sauce
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Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell
They’re creating a scandal out of putting out fires. How awesomely symbolic and ironic
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
They’re creating a scandal out of putting out fires. How awesomely symbolic and ironic
Then they won’t be eating much, huh?
Brooke Rollins: "SNAP is a broken program. SNAP is full of corruption. We found 186,000 dead people."
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Then they won’t be eating much, huh?
Vance was a PAO United States Marine, who undoubtedly went to medical all the fucking time. I’m gonna give him a pass on not believing in ibuprofen.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Vance was a PAO United States Marine, who undoubtedly went to medical all the fucking time. I’m gonna give him a pass on not believing in ibuprofen.
Look at all that white
Interesting. Why would he not want to engage with the press like he usually does? 🤔
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Look at all that white
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U.S. Roman Catholic bishops took aim at Trump immigration policies in a rare "special message" today, saying: "We oppose the indiscriminate mass deportation of people."
U.S. Catholic bishops call for end to "dehumanizing rhetoric" on immigrants
Although it doesn't mention Trump by name, the bishops' "special message" marks a rare public reproach of his immigration policies.
www.axios.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
U.S. Roman Catholic bishops took aim at Trump immigration policies in a rare "special message" today, saying: "We oppose the indiscriminate mass deportation of people."
Did she get this argument from a never-Trump republican?
Democratic Senator Shaheen says ending the shutdown wasn't a failure because it achieves a later vote that will get Republicans on the record.
"Americans...are gonna know who's on their side and who is not."
"Americans...are gonna know who's on their side and who is not."
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Did she get this argument from a never-Trump republican?
I seem to remember falling head over heels in love with his campaign. Then he flipped. We WANTED Fetterman. Something happened.
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I seem to remember falling head over heels in love with his campaign. Then he flipped. We WANTED Fetterman. Something happened.
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The filibuster is so fundamentally anti-democratic that forcing the authoritarian party to kill it so that they could keep taking health care and food away from Americans was probably the cleanest out from the damn thing, yet this Cones of Duneshire-ass opposition party loves rules more than wins.
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The filibuster is so fundamentally anti-democratic that forcing the authoritarian party to kill it so that they could keep taking health care and food away from Americans was probably the cleanest out from the damn thing, yet this Cones of Duneshire-ass opposition party loves rules more than wins.
Press 3, then 2 and leave a message. It’s quick. I’ve left 5 so far.
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Press 3, then 2 and leave a message. It’s quick. I’ve left 5 so far.
Primary Schumer today
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Primary Schumer today