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Strides
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traverser of many plantains.
ENG/ESP ojala nos hablamos.
How i be looking at my coworker when he's having a Fetal Chainsaw Moment.
January 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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midwest slang most people don't know about
- wompty dompty dom
- turnipped tuesday
- having a fetal chainsaw moment
- the ol' jolt and squeeze
- loading chunks
- buttock bassoon
January 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I'm alright
January 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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Matter of fact.
January 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
The key to the kind of growth i want going forward is, weirdly enough, be a little more selfish. I need to be more proactive in the things i want. Ive been passive for too long.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
suppose I start using bluesky more hmm?
(not a negotiation just a statement.)
December 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Haha, you Joestars
December 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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logging onto Bluesky
August 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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my it-girl lottie 😚😚 #ocsky
March 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Summer time lovin’, lovin’ in the summer (time) ☀️ #lanorart
August 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Here today

Who knows tomorrow?
July 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
CHOCOLATE STARFISH
June 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Most important fact from the excavation and trenches class I just took: don't go in holes.
May 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
New PB. Happy that I accomplished this, was worried I was losing my edge.
May 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
LCD Soundsystem part 1
April 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Going out on a neature walk. Ain't it neat?
April 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
April 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hee hoo
April 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Blessed
March 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Finally full bombo'd this song that has been eluding me for awhile
January 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ok it's childish gambino
January 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
January 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It's Babydoll
Matt Reeves teases that the main villain in #TheBatman2 will be really surprising. 🦇

(Source: @joshuahorowitz)
January 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
January 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Costco hotdog
November 25, 2024 at 7:33 PM