Big Blue Lake
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I have performed feats described as "the most Midwestern thing I have ever seen." And I'm very sorry about that.
You 100% know American Olympiads in Italy are saying "What? No, man, I'm Canadian."
February 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
You 100% know American Olympiads in Italy are saying "What? No, man, I'm Canadian."
I mean, could the President AT LEAST do something about Woody Allen? He's got some Oscars that would look nice in the ballroom.
February 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I mean, could the President AT LEAST do something about Woody Allen? He's got some Oscars that would look nice in the ballroom.
I wonder what the people hiding Trump from the Epstein files believe they're selling their souls for.
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 AM
I wonder what the people hiding Trump from the Epstein files believe they're selling their souls for.
So Twitter, WaPo, etc., maybe, I dunno, stop selling out to billionaires. Just a thought. They will play with you and toss you into the wood chipper. Fucking billionaires, man.
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
So Twitter, WaPo, etc., maybe, I dunno, stop selling out to billionaires. Just a thought. They will play with you and toss you into the wood chipper. Fucking billionaires, man.
I don't think I've had this kind of nerdgasm excitement for a movie since highschool.
youtu.be/5VYsnngkS_U?...
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Project Hail Mary | Official Trailer 2
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
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February 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I don't think I've had this kind of nerdgasm excitement for a movie since highschool.
youtu.be/5VYsnngkS_U?...
youtu.be/5VYsnngkS_U?...
I can't help but notice Trump's approval has gone UP since Pretti's murder.
This country sucks.
This country sucks.
February 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I can't help but notice Trump's approval has gone UP since Pretti's murder.
This country sucks.
This country sucks.
How about you restore eating your own shit, Hegseth, or lose Scout support?
Pentagon warns Scouts to restore ‘core values’ or lose military support
The relationship dates back decades, but Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has criticized the organization for allowing girls to join and changing its name from Boy Scouts.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
How about you restore eating your own shit, Hegseth, or lose Scout support?
We're seeing the calm before the biggest game of prisoners dilemma among the uber rich and powerful right now, Epsteinfilewise.
February 3, 2026 at 2:17 AM
We're seeing the calm before the biggest game of prisoners dilemma among the uber rich and powerful right now, Epsteinfilewise.
I'm not sure who got a Brazilian in this case.
Brazilian influencer who defended US immigration crackdown arrested by ICE
Trump supporter Júnior Pena falsely claimed migrants being rounded up, including Brazilians, were ‘all crooks’
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I'm not sure who got a Brazilian in this case.
We're always coming up with new words. New nouns, new verbs, new adjectives, even new pronouns. But when was the last time we came up with a new preposition?
February 2, 2026 at 4:22 AM
We're always coming up with new words. New nouns, new verbs, new adjectives, even new pronouns. But when was the last time we came up with a new preposition?
Now is the winter of our discontent.
I am determined to prove a villain and hate the idle pleasures of these days.
I am determined to prove a villain and hate the idle pleasures of these days.
January 30, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Now is the winter of our discontent.
I am determined to prove a villain and hate the idle pleasures of these days.
I am determined to prove a villain and hate the idle pleasures of these days.
The deal also allows Trump, Hegseth, and Vance Prima Noctis privileges over congressional Democrats' daughters and granddaughters.
Keep up the good work!
Keep up the good work!
Deal struck to keep government funded, Trump and Democrats say
The agreement would allow for passage of full-year funding for most federal agencies while extending DHS for two weeks.
www.politico.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:41 AM
The deal also allows Trump, Hegseth, and Vance Prima Noctis privileges over congressional Democrats' daughters and granddaughters.
Keep up the good work!
Keep up the good work!
The yeast and sugar CO2 infusor is working out well for the red ludwigia and Java moss. And everything else too.
January 28, 2026 at 1:33 PM
The yeast and sugar CO2 infusor is working out well for the red ludwigia and Java moss. And everything else too.
I have a funny feeling Susan Collins will somehow find it in herself to pucker up and kiss that special someone right on the asshole again.
The DHS crisis is squeezing Susan Collins
The Maine Republican is under immense pressure as a huge funding package hangs by a thread and federal agents swarm her state.
www.politico.com
January 28, 2026 at 12:19 PM
I have a funny feeling Susan Collins will somehow find it in herself to pucker up and kiss that special someone right on the asshole again.
Bovino always looks like he just bit into a piece of shit.
January 27, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Bovino always looks like he just bit into a piece of shit.
I think it's time to just assume Trump will be evil and redirect our anger and vitriol on the Congressmen and Senators who cower in his shadow.
January 26, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I think it's time to just assume Trump will be evil and redirect our anger and vitriol on the Congressmen and Senators who cower in his shadow.
I got home from a weekend trip to find half a mouse next to a pile of cat puke. Er. Thank you?
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I got home from a weekend trip to find half a mouse next to a pile of cat puke. Er. Thank you?
Minnesota doesn't want you walking it home for its protection, ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Minnesota doesn't want you walking it home for its protection, ICE.
What counts as a midlife crisis?
January 26, 2026 at 6:08 AM
What counts as a midlife crisis?
The maternity ward is gonna be standing room only nine months from now, with all the people crammed into their houses and trying to stay warm.
January 23, 2026 at 1:13 PM
The maternity ward is gonna be standing room only nine months from now, with all the people crammed into their houses and trying to stay warm.
Really? The US is the hottest country in the world? Not this weekend. Holy schmekel.
January 23, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Really? The US is the hottest country in the world? Not this weekend. Holy schmekel.
Well. I deleted Facebook. Now all three of my followers get to read my various rants.
January 22, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Well. I deleted Facebook. Now all three of my followers get to read my various rants.
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Alfred Nobel would like to posthumously go back to being known as the inventor of dynamite
January 6, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Alfred Nobel would like to posthumously go back to being known as the inventor of dynamite
All patterns start with happening once.
Once is a pattern.
Once is a pattern.
October 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
All patterns start with happening once.
Once is a pattern.
Once is a pattern.