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Chris Packham
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I am not the British zoologist

✅ Deck Verified • Copyeditor and occasional writer • Brooklyn via Kansas City • he/him
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The dishonest claim by rape apologists and anti-feminists that women make up stories of sexual abuse is cover for those who would rather not argue for what they really believe: that rape is trivial.
January 31, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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biden and kamala protected the epstein files and I never want to hear a fucking word glorifying them ever again
February 1, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Looks like we have our first broad-based lawsuit challenging the ICE memo authorizing home invasions that violate the Fourth Amendment.

Filed by Lawyers for Civil Rights in Boston on behalf of two nonprofits serving Latino and immigrant communities. lawyersforcivilrights.org/wp-content/u...
lawyersforcivilrights.org
January 30, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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I wonder how the Harper's Letter signatories are doing.
January 30, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I’m just going to act like the Catherine O’Hara news isn’t true and continue assuming she’s out there somewhere being hilarious
January 30, 2026 at 7:09 PM
January 30, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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only considering federal candidates whose default position on any and all trump-era legislation is “no”
January 30, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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The Trump regime has just arrested a Black journalist.
I just woke up to the news that independent journalist Georgia Fort was arrested by Federal agents for filming the protest at the church in Minneapolis. She went live #FreeGeorgia
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Daily Beast, please give me a cool "pejorative" nickname
Absolutely BEGGING the Daily Beast to stop referring to Noem as “ICE Barbie”, which isn’t particularly clever and doesn’t even really land as an insult
January 30, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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Them: how’s life going?

Me:
January 30, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Somebody tell Bari Weiss her glasses are over
Wearing a cross outside the mustard suit brings the ensemble all together.
January 30, 2026 at 1:02 PM
So do you only like the modern quislings, or were you into the original Norwegian ones?
Love how former Reporter Against Disinformation Ben Collins has essentially turned The Onion into his own personal cog in the anti-Democratic Party disinformation complex.
January 30, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Long COVID havers: This drug is extremely cheap
January 30, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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let 👏girl 👏bosses👏 befriend 👏saw 👏murderers
Pondering making this my cover photo
January 30, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I hated Darren Aronofsky when he was analog
January 30, 2026 at 12:05 PM
I fucking dare the Senate to fund ICE. I fucking dare Schumer to vote yes on the bill
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 AM
I'm hoping the courts toss the case against Kat Abughazaleh and the other Chicago protestors rapidly
The courts (outside of a truly berserker SCOTUS) have been doing the hard work when they've gotten the opportunity during this administration. Congress ain't doing squat and the media is a wet fart but the judiciary is working hard to hold this bitch together
I'm sorry, folks, but we're now more than a year in. If you're new to the fact that I consider it dangerous & unacceptable to presume that the administration won't comply with a lawful court order, that's on you at this point. I've been discussing this here & writing about it at Law Dork nonstop.
January 30, 2026 at 9:58 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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Trump could literally be polling at 1% and the Democrats would still show him their bellies. Worthless in every way. Abject self-serving cowards.
January 30, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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Opposition party doing so good that they’re gonna pass a law that exists already and tell us it’s a win 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Seems like the exact wrong time to look for ways to compromise with Republicans and exactly the right time to go for the jugular and secure the thousand year woke dynasty
Pew has Trump's approval at 37%. And:

"Only about a quarter of Americans today (27%) say they support all or most of Trump’s policies and plans, down from 35% when he returned to office last year. That change has come entirely among Republicans."

www.pewresearch.org/politics/202...
Confidence in Trump Dips, and Fewer Now Say They Support His Policies and Plans
Only 27% of Americans say they support all or most of Trump's policies – down since last year, with the change coming entirely among Republicans.
www.pewresearch.org
January 29, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Hello Donald this is your political strategist speaking. I am advising you today to please keep saying this stuff
Trump: "I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up for people who own homes."
January 29, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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Didn’t think the Atlantic could get more Atlantic but there you go
We’re excited to announce that David Brooks is joining The Atlantic as a staff writer. The Atlantic will be the home for all of his writing, and he will also host a new weekly video podcast that will launch later this spring. www.theatlantic.com/press-releas...
The Atlantic hires David Brooks as a staff writer
New home for his writing, and to launch a video podcast
www.theatlantic.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:37 PM