Ollie (Ollie Edition)
@bigboybark.bsky.social
(he/him) it's ollie! 30-something cartoon animal. rides bikes a lot, commissions fun stuff sometimes. this account and everything on it is for adults only! pfp by cyberbully, banner by mmmatches 💛
💕 @slimedrops.com
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POV you're on your last sliver of stamina and are asking for a hand up, but you ate the last of the trail mix and so you must be destroyed
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the eternal struggle
February 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
the eternal struggle
Holy cow it's gonna be in the 50s this weekend??? If you need me I'll be ✨outside✨
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Holy cow it's gonna be in the 50s this weekend??? If you need me I'll be ✨outside✨
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What if I was a Linux based Lizard instead of a flesh based one
February 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
What if I was a Linux based Lizard instead of a flesh based one
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February 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Still a little bummed to be missing out on BF6 but dual-booting is such a drag 🙄
February 12, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Still a little bummed to be missing out on BF6 but dual-booting is such a drag 🙄
Being back on Linux is going to save me so much money (hi Marathon, bye Marathon)
February 12, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Being back on Linux is going to save me so much money (hi Marathon, bye Marathon)
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how I look waiting for my roommate to offer a bite of the food she just made
February 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
how I look waiting for my roommate to offer a bite of the food she just made
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Thank you @mmmatch.es for this incredible slice of Ollie representation 🌈🚂
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Thank you @mmmatch.es for this incredible slice of Ollie representation 🌈🚂
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thanks to @mmmatch.es for really capturing one of my evergreen moods in a sticker
(and doing a version for other bitey friends)
(and doing a version for other bitey friends)
February 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
thanks to @mmmatch.es for really capturing one of my evergreen moods in a sticker
(and doing a version for other bitey friends)
(and doing a version for other bitey friends)
I would die for Jetpack Cat
February 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I would die for Jetpack Cat
Way to go, Bill!!! 💛
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Way to go, Bill!!! 💛
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I'm searching for an agile, scalable dinner
February 10, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I'm searching for an agile, scalable dinner
manifesting this 😩🙏
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
manifesting this 😩🙏
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sticking the giant cartoon pencil in your ear and erasing that silly old human brain
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM
sticking the giant cartoon pencil in your ear and erasing that silly old human brain
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Someone got a new face! Catch him running around at MCFC!!
February 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Someone got a new face! Catch him running around at MCFC!!
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Eating a bowl of cereal at 9 PM was probably unwise but what was I supposed to do, NOT eat cereal???
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Eating a bowl of cereal at 9 PM was probably unwise but what was I supposed to do, NOT eat cereal???
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Weed that makes your tail bigger and your whole pear belly tail area have a light shade of pink that indicates it’s horny as hell
February 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Weed that makes your tail bigger and your whole pear belly tail area have a light shade of pink that indicates it’s horny as hell
runner-up: quick, strap on this jetpack and these downhill skis. and you'll be needing this - it's the gun that shoots explosive frisbees
February 9, 2026 at 10:08 PM
runner-up: quick, strap on this jetpack and these downhill skis. and you'll be needing this - it's the gun that shoots explosive frisbees
I'm holding you to this 👀💦
February 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I'm holding you to this 👀💦
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I just played this for the first time and WOW those sons are NORMAL
February 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I just played this for the first time and WOW those sons are NORMAL
explore a crime scene and pick up litter on a reclusive author's island estate. facetime his two very normal sons. ride the world's most annoying underground rollercoaster.
So this plumber eats mushrooms to fight evil turtles to rescue a princess.
February 9, 2026 at 7:38 PM
explore a crime scene and pick up litter on a reclusive author's island estate. facetime his two very normal sons. ride the world's most annoying underground rollercoaster.