Michael
@bigphd.bsky.social
He/Him | Ojibwe, faggot, Lefty, vegan, aspiring himbo
📍DC | 🏋🏼️♀️🏳🌈🌹🍉 | 📸 @mjbellecourt
📍DC | 🏋🏼️♀️🏳🌈🌹🍉 | 📸 @mjbellecourt
Nowhere in DC seems to sell unflavored soy yogurt so I guess I'm learning how it make it myself!
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Nowhere in DC seems to sell unflavored soy yogurt so I guess I'm learning how it make it myself!
It may be time for a new macrocycle bc the gym is starting to bore me
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It may be time for a new macrocycle bc the gym is starting to bore me
Having a high alcohol tolerance seems great on paper (and probably just is in general), but it’s super frustrating watching the boys you’d been flirting with all night degrade to the point where following through would be morally irresponsible.
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Having a high alcohol tolerance seems great on paper (and probably just is in general), but it’s super frustrating watching the boys you’d been flirting with all night degrade to the point where following through would be morally irresponsible.
I don’t do this often but fuckit. I’m hiving myself some holiday grace and I’m skipping leg day.
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I don’t do this often but fuckit. I’m hiving myself some holiday grace and I’m skipping leg day.
My friend turned his holiday party into a surprise Survivor competition and I’m so fucking miserable rn
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My friend turned his holiday party into a surprise Survivor competition and I’m so fucking miserable rn
I truly wish to say that Village Bridge is my favorite place in Unova, but that 5% encounter rate in rippling water for Lapras that know Perish Song really does a lot to harsh its vibe.
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I truly wish to say that Village Bridge is my favorite place in Unova, but that 5% encounter rate in rippling water for Lapras that know Perish Song really does a lot to harsh its vibe.
It's been over 25 years and gay cinema still hasn't really surpassed Trick.
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It's been over 25 years and gay cinema still hasn't really surpassed Trick.
Ghetsis's impossible level 54 Hydreigon is a goddammed insurmountable wall.
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ghetsis's impossible level 54 Hydreigon is a goddammed insurmountable wall.
Jumped back to Black after finishing Y, and wow, I am not used to needing to grind. The Elite Four just *thrashed* me.
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Jumped back to Black after finishing Y, and wow, I am not used to needing to grind. The Elite Four just *thrashed* me.
Back home from Friendsgiving. That means it’s officially Christmas now.
🎄🎄🎄
🎄🎄🎄
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Back home from Friendsgiving. That means it’s officially Christmas now.
🎄🎄🎄
🎄🎄🎄
I dare you to find a stupider Wordle solve than this.
Wordle 1622 6/6*
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Wordle 1622 6/6*
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November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I dare you to find a stupider Wordle solve than this.
Wordle 1622 6/6*
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Been cooking since 7:30. Today, it’s a delight, but I’m glad this isn’t my day job.
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Been cooking since 7:30. Today, it’s a delight, but I’m glad this isn’t my day job.
Just logged my macros from yesterday's Thanksgiving and honestly am kinda surprised how much less I ate than I thought I did.
Still *well* above my usual targets, but I'm happy about it.
Still *well* above my usual targets, but I'm happy about it.
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just logged my macros from yesterday's Thanksgiving and honestly am kinda surprised how much less I ate than I thought I did.
Still *well* above my usual targets, but I'm happy about it.
Still *well* above my usual targets, but I'm happy about it.
my least favorite autistic trait is how loud noises make me physical ill
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
my least favorite autistic trait is how loud noises make me physical ill
Finally made it to Shenandoah. The views were stunning.
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Finally made it to Shenandoah. The views were stunning.
I may have overworked arms today, because I dropped my water bottle not once but twice in the steam room.
Which I'd planned to keep to myself, but when I got home I proceeded to drop my mail on the ground, and that pushed it to levels so absurd I couldn't *not* let you all point and laugh at me.
Which I'd planned to keep to myself, but when I got home I proceeded to drop my mail on the ground, and that pushed it to levels so absurd I couldn't *not* let you all point and laugh at me.
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I may have overworked arms today, because I dropped my water bottle not once but twice in the steam room.
Which I'd planned to keep to myself, but when I got home I proceeded to drop my mail on the ground, and that pushed it to levels so absurd I couldn't *not* let you all point and laugh at me.
Which I'd planned to keep to myself, but when I got home I proceeded to drop my mail on the ground, and that pushed it to levels so absurd I couldn't *not* let you all point and laugh at me.
Sycamore just casually dropping to Diantha that he needs to get Lumiose ready for the new Champion—before you her on—is just so deliciously shady that it *almost* redeems his pathetic sycophancy for Lysandre.
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sycamore just casually dropping to Diantha that he needs to get Lumiose ready for the new Champion—before you her on—is just so deliciously shady that it *almost* redeems his pathetic sycophancy for Lysandre.
Diantha’s theme is also a bop. Shame she’s otherwise such a disappointment.
I’d forgotten just how hard the Kalos gym leader battle theme goes.
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Diantha’s theme is also a bop. Shame she’s otherwise such a disappointment.
I’d forgotten just how hard the Kalos gym leader battle theme goes.
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’d forgotten just how hard the Kalos gym leader battle theme goes.
I know this is a well-trodden meme by this point, but in replaying Pokémon Y I find it truly unhinged how Sycamore just *fawns* over Lysandre despite how clearly and obviously depraved the man is.
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I know this is a well-trodden meme by this point, but in replaying Pokémon Y I find it truly unhinged how Sycamore just *fawns* over Lysandre despite how clearly and obviously depraved the man is.
for emergency use only
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
for emergency use only
Had a bad day mentally, ate some dairy as a stress response, now having a bad day physically too
yay poor decisions
yay poor decisions
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Had a bad day mentally, ate some dairy as a stress response, now having a bad day physically too
yay poor decisions
yay poor decisions
DC’s gay bars have the best bathrooms
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
DC’s gay bars have the best bathrooms
okay the new lighting was worth it
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
okay the new lighting was worth it
Yes I bought a new mirror *and* lighting so I could take better progress pics. And also thirst traps.
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yes I bought a new mirror *and* lighting so I could take better progress pics. And also thirst traps.