Michael
@bigphd.bsky.social
He/Him | Ojibwe, faggot, Lefty, vegan, aspiring himbo
📍DC | 🏋🏼️♀️🏳🌈🌹🍉 | 📸 @mjbellecourt
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I may have overworked arms today, because I dropped my water bottle not once but twice in the steam room.
Which I'd planned to keep to myself, but when I got home I proceeded to drop my mail on the ground, and that pushed it to levels so absurd I couldn't *not* let you all point and laugh at me.
Which I'd planned to keep to myself, but when I got home I proceeded to drop my mail on the ground, and that pushed it to levels so absurd I couldn't *not* let you all point and laugh at me.
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I may have overworked arms today, because I dropped my water bottle not once but twice in the steam room.
Which I'd planned to keep to myself, but when I got home I proceeded to drop my mail on the ground, and that pushed it to levels so absurd I couldn't *not* let you all point and laugh at me.
Which I'd planned to keep to myself, but when I got home I proceeded to drop my mail on the ground, and that pushed it to levels so absurd I couldn't *not* let you all point and laugh at me.
Sycamore just casually dropping to Diantha that he needs to get Lumiose ready for the new Champion—before you her on—is just so deliciously shady that it *almost* redeems his pathetic sycophancy for Lysandre.
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sycamore just casually dropping to Diantha that he needs to get Lumiose ready for the new Champion—before you her on—is just so deliciously shady that it *almost* redeems his pathetic sycophancy for Lysandre.
Diantha’s theme is also a bop. Shame she’s otherwise such a disappointment.
I’d forgotten just how hard the Kalos gym leader battle theme goes.
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Diantha’s theme is also a bop. Shame she’s otherwise such a disappointment.
I’d forgotten just how hard the Kalos gym leader battle theme goes.
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’d forgotten just how hard the Kalos gym leader battle theme goes.
I know this is a well-trodden meme by this point, but in replaying Pokémon Y I find it truly unhinged how Sycamore just *fawns* over Lysandre despite how clearly and obviously depraved the man is.
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I know this is a well-trodden meme by this point, but in replaying Pokémon Y I find it truly unhinged how Sycamore just *fawns* over Lysandre despite how clearly and obviously depraved the man is.
for emergency use only
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
for emergency use only
Had a bad day mentally, ate some dairy as a stress response, now having a bad day physically too
yay poor decisions
yay poor decisions
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Had a bad day mentally, ate some dairy as a stress response, now having a bad day physically too
yay poor decisions
yay poor decisions
DC’s gay bars have the best bathrooms
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
DC’s gay bars have the best bathrooms
okay the new lighting was worth it
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
okay the new lighting was worth it
Yes I bought a new mirror *and* lighting so I could take better progress pics. And also thirst traps.
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yes I bought a new mirror *and* lighting so I could take better progress pics. And also thirst traps.
Friend just sent this to me and, well, this explains why my phone wouldn’t shut the fuck up earlier.
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Friend just sent this to me and, well, this explains why my phone wouldn’t shut the fuck up earlier.
I have the *mildest* of head colds but my god did it turn my workout into an absolute slog today.
anyway lookit my veins
anyway lookit my veins
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I have the *mildest* of head colds but my god did it turn my workout into an absolute slog today.
anyway lookit my veins
anyway lookit my veins
should i start a vegan cooking onlyfans?
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
should i start a vegan cooking onlyfans?
Online shopping is such a scam. Bought a mirror that was advertised as being door-mountable and, after two weeks, it finally arrived and I learned that *naturally* it is not.
i just wanna take better thirst traps
i just wanna take better thirst traps
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Online shopping is such a scam. Bought a mirror that was advertised as being door-mountable and, after two weeks, it finally arrived and I learned that *naturally* it is not.
i just wanna take better thirst traps
i just wanna take better thirst traps
Well I caught them all and got the shiny charm so now what am I supposed to do with my life?
October 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Well I caught them all and got the shiny charm so now what am I supposed to do with my life?
getting kinda good at this grind
October 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
getting kinda good at this grind
this is so cruel but what can one expect of an architect of an attempted genocide?
October 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
this is so cruel but what can one expect of an architect of an attempted genocide?
The worst part of cutting is that the more you succeed the *less* you get to eat.
Stats are fun though.
Stats are fun though.
October 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The worst part of cutting is that the more you succeed the *less* you get to eat.
Stats are fun though.
Stats are fun though.
Random men in the locker room should compliment my “amazing biceps” more often
October 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Random men in the locker room should compliment my “amazing biceps” more often
on track to have the halloween body i’m shooting for
October 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
on track to have the halloween body i’m shooting for
gala is over back into my equally gay casualwear
October 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
gala is over back into my equally gay casualwear
the only sane woman in the room
October 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
the only sane woman in the room
oh hey the dude who attempted a genocide five years ago just crashed the party. sure, let's get more hors d'ouerves
October 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
oh hey the dude who attempted a genocide five years ago just crashed the party. sure, let's get more hors d'ouerves
Yes I did go buy a completely new outfit just for the tournament. I am fag, after all
October 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Yes I did go buy a completely new outfit just for the tournament. I am fag, after all
who has time for social media when there are parisian pokémon to catch
October 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
who has time for social media when there are parisian pokémon to catch