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Marica

@bigsharktail.bsky.social

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Shark tail oo ha ha. A drop of the sea, here on land.

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Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 26

"Listen, landlubber. I charge by the hour as long as I'm here, whether I'm working or not. The cleaning fee is going to be a lot higher if you don't just let me get the job done."

Shark maid OC by BadJokesLucia.
Multiverse compatible.
Adult writer, adult muse.
MDNI

🎨chou oji

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Apr 8

Itching to bite something...

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Apr 1

"...I agree that tits are nice, but I'm not going to show mine off just for the sake of showing them off. They're big enough that I can't exactly hide them, so I can't even do anything special with them without being a stripper. And I don't like any of you landlubbers enough for that."

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Apr 1

"Yes. Wanting to be a nurse doesn't mean you can just wear a red cross to pose as a medic. It's a crime. Maid impersonation is similar."

Frederica "Rika" Aradia @aradiaruler.bsky.social · Apr 1

"Is it really impersonation if some people want to be one?"

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Apr 1

"...Is maid impersonation a joke to you people?"

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Apr 1

"...Is maid impersonation a joke to you people?"

Frederica "Rika" Aradia @aradiaruler.bsky.social · Apr 1

"It's maid monday. It's a contracual obligation for everyone breathing."

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Apr 1

"Oi. Don't try stealing my job. I don't like it, but it's better than retail."

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Apr 1

"Oi. Don't try stealing my job. I don't like it, but it's better than retail."

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 31

She's... Humming again singing while working?

"Coconut coconut sharks in the water..."

...Okay, something must have just gotten stuck in her head while doomscrolling YouTube in bed last night.

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 31

"Yeah, you're gonna join them in the afterlife. I thought you landlubbers finally learned to stop doing shit that gives you such brief lifespans."

Frederica "Rika" Aradia @aradiaruler.bsky.social · Mar 31

"But it brings me closer to my ancestors if I do this!"

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 31

"And did you know that there's a reason people stopped doing that crazy shit? Stick to cooked meat, landlubber."

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 31

"And did you know that there's a reason people stopped doing that crazy shit? Stick to cooked meat, landlubber."

Frederica "Rika" Aradia @aradiaruler.bsky.social · Mar 31

"In some cultures it is considered a delicacy to eat food. Did you know that I descended from people who'd eat deer heart immediately after catching a deer?"

...Huh?

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 31

"...Sushi is processed differently compared to land meat, which makes it safe. What I'm doing now is comparable to if you just caught a fish and ate it straight away. You'll get horribly ill."

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 31

"...Sushi is processed differently compared to land meat, which makes it safe. What I'm doing now is comparable to if you just caught a fish and ate it straight away. You'll get horribly ill."

Frederica "Rika" Aradia @aradiaruler.bsky.social · Mar 31

"I eat sushi regularly. So I can handle it!"

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 31

TAIL SMACK ATTACK!

"No. Bad. You humans can't handle raw meat."

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 31

TAIL SMACK ATTACK!

"No. Bad. You humans can't handle raw meat."

Frederica "Rika" Aradia @aradiaruler.bsky.social · Mar 31

...NOM!

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 31

...She's eating raw pork chops smothered in barbecue sauce...

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 31

...She's eating raw pork chops smothered in barbecue sauce...

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 31

Restless tail swinging.

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 30

"...I better not catch any of you disgusting fucks taking the five second rule seriously. If it touches the floor, throw it away. Don't eat off the floor."

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 30

She's obligated to do her first #SeductiveSunday, but this is the most fanservice she thinks anybody deserves right now.

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Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 30

"...I'm going to have to blacklist your neighborhood and never work there."

Frederica "Rika" Aradia @aradiaruler.bsky.social · Mar 30

"...I know someone in my neighborhood who'd think that's kinky."

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 29

"...Or they'll carve you up on an altar."

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 29

"...Or they'll carve you up on an altar."

Frederica "Rika" Aradia @aradiaruler.bsky.social · Mar 29

"Nah. I'm sure the ghosts or demons I keep conjuring up somehow will save me."

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 29

"...I'm not doing CPR if that's what you're hoping for."

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 29

"...I'm not doing CPR if that's what you're hoping for."

Frederica "Rika" Aradia @aradiaruler.bsky.social · Mar 29

"I know. I feel dead and I am just a corpse hanging by a thread."

What.

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 29

"It's so dead and boring around here that even work is more entertaining..."

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 29

"It's so dead and boring around here that even work is more entertaining..."

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 29

Currently eating a rotisserie chicken...

Correction, her third rotisserie chicken of the night.

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 28

"No, I don't do lawncare. No, I don't do babysitting. No, I don't make your meals. I'm a maid, not a groundskeeper, nanny, or chef. I clean, that's it."

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 28

Big yawn.

She just got done cleaning some office building. It was so boring, and her ears are tricking her into thinking she still hears the vacuum...

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 27

"...That's too big even for the Kraken. Are you sure you didn't just feel the call of the void in that moment and hallucinate? Because ten minutes on foot would be around a half mile, give or take."

Reina Kingchester(Fallen Arc) @queenlytrainer.bsky.social · Mar 27

"....I mean have you seen how long a Tentacruels tentacles are? The one who grabbed me I was 10 minutes away from water and it still grabbed me-"

...Did she meet a Dyanamax'd Tentacruel or something?

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 27

"Skill issue."

Wha-

"You don't have to be a swimmer just because one of your pets is. Would you jump in a volcano if you started with a fire type?"

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 27

Reenacting chiropractor videos on her tail.

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 27

"Skill issue."

Wha-

"You don't have to be a swimmer just because one of your pets is. Would you jump in a volcano if you started with a fire type?"

Reina Kingchester(Fallen Arc) @queenlytrainer.bsky.social · Mar 27

"...My starter Pokemon is part water so even if I want to, Kind of can't."

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 27

"...Maybe you should stay out of the water, landlubber. Before you become Kraken food."

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 27

"...Maybe you should stay out of the water, landlubber. Before you become Kraken food."

Reina Kingchester(Fallen Arc) @queenlytrainer.bsky.social · Mar 27

"...Oh. Well... Uh, damn. That sounds like it must have hurt like hell.

I almost drowned by Tentacruels. Several times, in fact."

That is the closest to Reinas issues with water.

Marica @bigsharktail.bsky.social · Mar 27

"...I'd have to be bitten by a Brit to get such a lopsided bite mark..."

Ah. British teeth joke.

"A shark bite wouldn't be that weird looking. I got too close to a boat propeller when I was young."